I'm so infuriated that ppl look down on Mamdani for eating with hands- I work with a few South Asian men who eat with their hands and it looks classy AF!!!! Can you or I do that? I mean w/o making a huge mess? Probably not!! That's a skill, folks. NO WAY IS BETTER THAN ANOTHER!!!!! #cultureyourself

Borrowed from Reddit. "Coinbase, Carl's Jr. What's the difference?"
- u/wrong_ad_3355

I'm dead kids, please keep killing me🤣💀
Children everywhere are SO sick of culture wars & hate in this country, and created a beautiful way to troll the stupid grown-ups: pretending to identify as animals. Of course it is working. Brilliant work kids, keep it up!!!!!!👏👏👏

@audhd-psychnp.com curious: do you know anyone neurodivergent who survived narcissistic spousal abuse? Curious: I moved 10k miles to get married (obvi didn't know, he hid it well), came back 10 yrs ago to be labeled melodramatic drama queen, & cut most outta my life. Still healing, is this common?

@tbncollective.bsky.social I hope it's ok that I joined- I'm ND, confused and terrified of this world and I'm here to listen and learn, but not to take up space. If this is only a space for Black people, pls let me know - I fully respect that and will leave if that's the case

I have a few thoughts on how to improve gov: what do you think?

1. We should add an Opposition Leader, preferably Aussie Parliament style

2. New Amendments:

A. Separation of Corporations and State

B. Separation of extreme wealth and State (not sure how to define/enforce that though)

Today I was studying my astrology chart, specifically my element combination.
Apparently, I am the Song of the Apocalypse...🤔...🙄...😈...

No horsemen though- but I can probably find kittens.

The Song of the Apocalypse and her four Horsekittens, yessss!! Get ready, my silly unsuspecting world..

I have a great idea for a campaign:

CHANNELYOUR ROAD RAGE!!!

Into energy to defeat this fascist regime.
I see SO many otherwise (probably!) good people out there flipping out on each other in traffic...Save it for the cause y'all, we have PLENTY of energy to do this, channel it well!!!!

Probably the most timeless comedian of all time (perhaps along with Bill Hicks)
Fun random fact: my mom watched George Carlin while in labor with me- that kinda explains a lot🤣

If deporting US citizen children with cancer isn’t your redline, it’s time to reassess your priorities.

This account is welcoming. 🏳️‍⚧️

Public safety alert: Reports of an intruder. He’s saying he’s just looking to “make a deal” with krill, but we believe it’s of a nefarious nature. Stay away.

@heardislandgov.bsky.social

I found an insta reel series that I think you'll absolutely love:

If link doesn't work, search for the.droobiee on instagram, I promise it's worth your time and laughter!

www.instagram.com/reel/DIKoSxH...

@heardislandgov.bsky.social You are seriously the EXACT reason that I've joined Bluesky, you've made this yank laugh in the darkest of times and I thank you🙏🙏🙏
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