Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
@hailsagan42069.bsky.social
Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him
Tune low, play slow, die whenever.
https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
Tune low, play slow, die whenever.
https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
JOE FUCKING WALSH
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
JOE FUCKING WALSH
That's it, that's the skeet.
That's it, that's the skeet.
More booze. More bullshit. More buttfucking.
The best line from Bad Santa
The best line from Bad Santa
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
More booze. More bullshit. More buttfucking.
The best line from Bad Santa
The best line from Bad Santa
Reposted by Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
WILLLLLLLMAAAAAAA, BRING ME MY HM2 BLACK BREATH IS BACK TOGETHER
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
WILLLLLLLMAAAAAAA, BRING ME MY HM2 BLACK BREATH IS BACK TOGETHER
BLACK BREATH Has Reunited - Metal Injection
This is HUGE.
metalinjection.net
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just saw Monolord is working with Sylvia Massy on their new album.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Just saw Monolord is working with Sylvia Massy on their new album.
The steam method for caramelized onions saves so much time, holy shit
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The steam method for caramelized onions saves so much time, holy shit
There was this one time I was at a bar and asked for Malört and the bartender asked "what the fuck is wrong with you?!?"
That hit hard.
That hit hard.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There was this one time I was at a bar and asked for Malört and the bartender asked "what the fuck is wrong with you?!?"
That hit hard.
That hit hard.
ALBERT FUCKING KING YOU BETTER FUCKIN RECOGNIZE MOTHERFUCKERS
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
ALBERT FUCKING KING YOU BETTER FUCKIN RECOGNIZE MOTHERFUCKERS
This reminds me of when I tried playing a left-handed guitar upside down and then left handed.
Atheist. First jam session with Tony Choy on bass, Spring of ‘91 right before recording Unquestionable Presence. Of particular note, I was today years old when I learned Rand Burkey was left-handed and played a right-handed guitar *upside down* like Albert King. Good heavens.
#metalsky #deathmetal
#metalsky #deathmetal
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This reminds me of when I tried playing a left-handed guitar upside down and then left handed.
I saw one of those "you have $15 for a music festival lineup" and they had zz top for $1, so the only correct answer is 15 sets of zz top
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I saw one of those "you have $15 for a music festival lineup" and they had zz top for $1, so the only correct answer is 15 sets of zz top
Dead Guy was a great beer. RIP Rogue Brewing.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Dead Guy was a great beer. RIP Rogue Brewing.
Thunderstorms in November are TOTALLY normal for these parts.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Thunderstorms in November are TOTALLY normal for these parts.
So, I'm getting a promotion and have to train my replacement
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
So, I'm getting a promotion and have to train my replacement
I forgot to make bread yesterday. Shit.
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I forgot to make bread yesterday. Shit.
The guy in this video is not certified and almost got himself killed. Never jump off a tipping forklift.
www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldg...
www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldg...
From the Whatcouldgowrong community on Reddit: Unloading a forklift
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November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The guy in this video is not certified and almost got himself killed. Never jump off a tipping forklift.
www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldg...
www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldg...
The heat works.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The heat works.
Lady Hail keeps talking about that doggie.
Mind you, this is the woman who said she didn't want another dog after Müttley Crüe passed.
Mind you, this is the woman who said she didn't want another dog after Müttley Crüe passed.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Lady Hail keeps talking about that doggie.
Mind you, this is the woman who said she didn't want another dog after Müttley Crüe passed.
Mind you, this is the woman who said she didn't want another dog after Müttley Crüe passed.
Tonight, we saved this guy from certain doom. He was wandering about on a country road, injured and obviously lost.
He came right to me and let me pet him. The people who lived nearby did not recognize him, so I took him to our local humane society (no kill) to hopefully (cont)
He came right to me and let me pet him. The people who lived nearby did not recognize him, so I took him to our local humane society (no kill) to hopefully (cont)
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Tonight, we saved this guy from certain doom. He was wandering about on a country road, injured and obviously lost.
He came right to me and let me pet him. The people who lived nearby did not recognize him, so I took him to our local humane society (no kill) to hopefully (cont)
He came right to me and let me pet him. The people who lived nearby did not recognize him, so I took him to our local humane society (no kill) to hopefully (cont)
The Vine is back and AI is banned?!?!?
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Vine is back and AI is banned?!?!?
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Silly Corgan
Silly Corgan
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Lou Peed
Lou Peed
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Wank Williams, Jr
Wank Williams, Jr
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Silly Corgan
Silly Corgan
Vary Cherone
David Lee Broth
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
James Fetfield
James Fetfield
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Vary Cherone
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Wank Williams, Jr
Wank Williams, Jr
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
James Fetfield
James Fetfield
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Moreissey
Moreissey
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Wank Williams, Jr
Wank Williams, Jr
55 years ago today, on a beach near Florence, Oregon a whale was "disposed of" in the most hilarious way possible.
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
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November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM
55 years ago today, on a beach near Florence, Oregon a whale was "disposed of" in the most hilarious way possible.
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...