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Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
@hailsagan42069.bsky.social
Dad type human married to Lady Hail. Malört. Guitar. Bass. Beer. Casual blasphemy. No bigots or phobes allowed, seriously fuck off. He/him

Tune low, play slow, die whenever.

https://bandcamp.com/666adam666/wishlist
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
JOE FUCKING WALSH

That's it, that's the skeet.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
More booze. More bullshit. More buttfucking.

The best line from Bad Santa
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Hail Sagan 🦃🥔🥧
Wanna make out?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
WILLLLLLLMAAAAAAA, BRING ME MY HM2 BLACK BREATH IS BACK TOGETHER
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
BLACK BREATH Has Reunited - Metal Injection
This is HUGE.
metalinjection.net
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Just saw Monolord is working with Sylvia Massy on their new album.
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The steam method for caramelized onions saves so much time, holy shit
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There was this one time I was at a bar and asked for Malört and the bartender asked "what the fuck is wrong with you?!?"

That hit hard.
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
ALBERT FUCKING KING YOU BETTER FUCKIN RECOGNIZE MOTHERFUCKERS
Albert King, strings ‘upside down’, no pick 🙃
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This reminds me of when I tried playing a left-handed guitar upside down and then left handed.
Atheist. First jam session with Tony Choy on bass, Spring of ‘91 right before recording Unquestionable Presence. Of particular note, I was today years old when I learned Rand Burkey was left-handed and played a right-handed guitar *upside down* like Albert King. Good heavens.

#metalsky #deathmetal
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I saw one of those "you have $15 for a music festival lineup" and they had zz top for $1, so the only correct answer is 15 sets of zz top
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Dead Guy was a great beer. RIP Rogue Brewing.
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Thunderstorms in November are TOTALLY normal for these parts.
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So, I'm getting a promotion and have to train my replacement
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I forgot to make bread yesterday. Shit.
November 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The guy in this video is not certified and almost got himself killed. Never jump off a tipping forklift.

www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldg...
From the Whatcouldgowrong community on Reddit: Unloading a forklift
Explore this post and more from the Whatcouldgowrong community
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November 17, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The heat works.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Lady Hail keeps talking about that doggie.

Mind you, this is the woman who said she didn't want another dog after Müttley Crüe passed.
November 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Tonight, we saved this guy from certain doom. He was wandering about on a country road, injured and obviously lost.

He came right to me and let me pet him. The people who lived nearby did not recognize him, so I took him to our local humane society (no kill) to hopefully (cont)
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Vine is back and AI is banned?!?!?
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Silly Corgan
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Lou Peed
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Wank Williams, Jr
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Vary Cherone
David Lee Broth
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James Fetfield
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Wank Williams, Jr
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

James Fetfield
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Moreissey
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
55 years ago today, on a beach near Florence, Oregon a whale was "disposed of" in the most hilarious way possible.

youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?...
The Exploding Whale: An infamous moment in Oregon history creates a strangely beloved icon
YouTube video by KATU News
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 1:47 PM