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HaikuEmpire
@haikuempire.bsky.social
Fan of indie TTRPGs, Japanese stuff, random music, cricket, old anime, 80s&90s sci-fi action movies, weird geekery, archaeology, and Raymond Chandler. Grew up by the seaside, used to live in Japan. A bit neurodiverse or maybe just rubbish at people.
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#intropost #promosky
Friends?
#ttrpg
Electric Bastionland
His Majesty the Worm
Swyvers
#music
Saint Etienne, New Romantic
Synth/vapour/new wave, Making Spotify playlists
#anime
OG Gundam, Kimagure Orange Road, Escaflowne, Cowboy Bebop.
#otherstuff
Haiku, cricket, Fith Element, Robocop, history
Disney's finest hour. (Sorry Moana)
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Before we got married and phones destroyed our attention spans, me and my wife would do double bills of films the other hadn't seen. The first was Dirty Dancing paired with Robocop.

(We also accidentally got a Topol double bill of Fiddler on the Roof and Flash Gordon.)
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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something unlike us
October 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Happy Fourth Birthday to us!

We are live with issue 48, that is four whole years of publication reached, and as we blow out the candles on that cake please do check us out on DriveThru or via our Patreon.

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...
Never Mind the Dice Rolls issue 048 - NMtDRzine | DriveThruRPG
Welcome to issue 48 of Never Mind the Dice Rolls zine, your friendly monthly TTRPG magazine. Each issue contains reviews, scenarios, advice, and other things TTRPG!   Never Mind the Dice Rolls Issue 4...
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August 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I like it when random normal posts get picked up in the OSR feed. Like if you search Black Pudding it's 95% photos of full English Breakfasts and 5% old school TTRPG Zine. That said Pied Flycatcher and Garden Warbler are Electric Bastionland failed careers, aren't they?
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I really like girl with the sword. It's got a bit of a Five Star Stories vibe just without the really pointy chin.
the icon, the artist, the art 🙌🏼
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you can't fight for your right to party, what can you do?
Have to say, fascinated as I am by this particular era/moral panics/folk devils generally i can’t recall getting any grief* about RPGs in the UK late 80s-early 90s, closest we got in terms of hilarious societal freakouts was when popo addressed our school assembly as we were all nicking car emblems
September 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tell me you've read Stormbringer without telling me you've read Stormbringer. #Elric #Moorcock #osr #ttrpg
Day 176, random old school TTRPG art from random book: “Cyclopedia of the Realms”, TSR 1987, Keith Parkinson, page 43. #ttrpg #tabletoprpg #d&d #dnd #osr #ad&d #fantasyart #art #ttrpgcommunity #dndart #forgottenrealms #elf
August 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The latest Ian Rankin novel Midnight and Blue was ranked #1 in retirement planning at one point on Amazon. You know, the one where the aged protagonist is now in prison.
Thrilled to see that the upcoming 30th anniversary reissue of Jeff Noon's Pollen is currently ranked 3,367 in the Business Humour category on Amazod...
July 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Penelope Cruz, Montserrat Caballe, Queen Isabella I of Castilla, Ana de Armas, Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, Catherine of Aragon - your girls took one hell of a beating!! 🎉🎉🎉⚽🏆🥇🎉🎉🎉 #euros #football #lionesses
July 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
June 4th - my own unofficial Saint Etienne day. Where I play Girl VII and circumnavigate a nostalgic jet set world that was never really there in 3 minutes and 46 seconds.

One day I'll actually make it to Buffalo.

"June 4th, 1989, Primrose Hill, Staten Island.......

youtu.be/lKyC5LwBcNU?...
Girl VII
YouTube video by Saint Etienne - Topic
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June 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wyrd Science is great and personally my favourite Tabletop games magazine and you should all buy it.
Especially the print version so you can feel all old timey reading your "magazine" like it's the 90s but without all the good music.
#TTRPG #DND
You really should watch this short video because it does a hell of a better job selling us than we've ever managed

Anyway if you'd like to get up to speed before we relaunch this June then grab yourself a mag (or 4) today, just use the code WYRDWELCOME at checkout and get 25% off xxx
May 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Happy Alien Day

On this day we remember the Dark Horse Comics Aliens: Book Two written by Mark Veirheiden and airbrushed art by Denis Beauvais. Still the best Aliens story (and best looking) since Aliens the movie. in a better world this would have been Alien III
#aliens #alienday #comics
April 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A movie you've watched more than six times using GIFs.

[Hard mode: no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LotR]

As far as I was concerned as a kid - better than Star Wars.
April 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This looks amazing and I love the black and white colour scheme. Songbirds 3e is a perfect lesson on how layout and intelligent design choices can make something look amazing without traditional style RPG art pieces. (Except for Charlotte's cover art)

Plus the game's good too!
Songbirds: The Complete PDF, with both Blue & Red version's classes, unique magics, and vampirism ALONG WITH all the additional rules I wrote for the Green expansion AND an entirely new Dungeon section with 100 "empty" rooms, new traps and hazards, and more death. Coming TUESDAY!
April 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The most evil characters ever in the Star Wars galaxy in reverse order.

🥉3rd Grand Moff Tarkin
🥈2nd Emperor Palpatine
🥇1st Syril Karn's mum.

#Andor #starwars
April 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Played Mythic Bastionland for the first time at #MORP had a great time even though our knights spent 3 days trying to get out of the same swamp hex. The feats and gambits really add to combat without making things too heavy. "To arms fellow knight! To arms!" #osr
March 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So much for finishing off the world's definitive OSR style overland travel rules. Spent all day on couch, feeling ill. Maybe tomorrow...
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@prismaticwasteland.com just wrote a great blog post on Medusae and the long #TTRPG tradition of honeypot female monsters. If you want some historical context that Gygax etc al. were just following an ancient & ignoble tradition listen to The Ancients podcast episodes on Medusa, Mermaids & Lilith...
January 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I have republished Yochai’s OSR feed, which I was the co-moderator of. Should be working exactly as it was before.
January 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My Christmas preparation is so behind this year. Only 5 days till Christmas and it's the first time I've played the #AnnaandtheApocalypse soundtrack. Will 28 Years later have any sing-a-ling musical numbers? I doubt it. #chritmasmovies

youtu.be/o6v0euRlT8U?...
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December 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Nice detailed review. I must admit Eco Mofos has gone from a Mark of the Odd game that's probably nice but just there in the background to something I'm generally interested in playing. If I didn't have enough of those already! 😔
December 8, 2024 at 10:34 AM
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Alright yall, give me your best answer to “what is the OSR” !
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Amen brother!
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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If you order a physical copy of Lost Among The Starlit Wreckage @drivethrurpg.com through 12/6 you'll get it in time for the holidays - so I've bundled my #ttrpg
about a stranded mecha pilot with print *and* PDF for less than what the PDF alone usually goes for. www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 PM