Hagen Patrick
@hagen-patrick.bsky.social
Defier of profile descriptions.
Kinda feels like it should be a Retrumplican, and that would be the new R word.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Kinda feels like it should be a Retrumplican, and that would be the new R word.
So glad my taxes are going to this bullshit fantasy Noem is spinning up. Can't wait for the sequel commercial she shoots from inside the Hague.
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So glad my taxes are going to this bullshit fantasy Noem is spinning up. Can't wait for the sequel commercial she shoots from inside the Hague.
"Your lying eyes may have a different understanding, viewers."
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Your lying eyes may have a different understanding, viewers."
When will Piggy quiet?
November 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
When will Piggy quiet?
What a coincidence! We all want her to go to prison, too.
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What a coincidence! We all want her to go to prison, too.
"Please believe this, because if you don't the rest of my term is going to be very disappointing."
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"Please believe this, because if you don't the rest of my term is going to be very disappointing."
And only a fool did put Hegseth in charge.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
And only a fool did put Hegseth in charge.
WOMP WOMP, GOP.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
WOMP WOMP, GOP.
"He's the president of solutions, by which I mean excuses and distractions regarding his own fuckups."
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"He's the president of solutions, by which I mean excuses and distractions regarding his own fuckups."
Department of WTF.
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Department of WTF.
Hegseth responds by challenging Gallego to a drink-off.
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hegseth responds by challenging Gallego to a drink-off.
"We're gonna be doing a favor to the rich children who survive the Trump regime."
November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"We're gonna be doing a favor to the rich children who survive the Trump regime."
"We're gonna be doing a favor to the rich children who survive the Trump regime."
November 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"We're gonna be doing a favor to the rich children who survive the Trump regime."
What the hell's a "liddle'"? Is that something Trump used to do with Epstein?
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What the hell's a "liddle'"? Is that something Trump used to do with Epstein?
McMahon continues to fail students every time she opens her mouth or makes a policy change.
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
McMahon continues to fail students every time she opens her mouth or makes a policy change.
Gosh, who knew Republicans could fuck farmers so thoroughly in less than a year?
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gosh, who knew Republicans could fuck farmers so thoroughly in less than a year?
Nothing says winning like groveling to the Chinese.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Nothing says winning like groveling to the Chinese.
Is this where Trump restarts the "fuck your feelings" campaign?
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Is this where Trump restarts the "fuck your feelings" campaign?
You aren't that far from Nuremberg trials, McClain.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You aren't that far from Nuremberg trials, McClain.
"Remember your oath, even if the Commander-in-Chief does not remember his."
November 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"Remember your oath, even if the Commander-in-Chief does not remember his."
"Just like the consequences that will come from me serving in this administration."
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"Just like the consequences that will come from me serving in this administration."
"I'm ready to be tried at Nuremberg 2.0 for my king."
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"I'm ready to be tried at Nuremberg 2.0 for my king."
"The president doesn't care what he gets called, especially when it's true."
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"The president doesn't care what he gets called, especially when it's true."
Because wishful thinking absolutely works in this administration.
November 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Because wishful thinking absolutely works in this administration.