Hagen Patrick
@hagen-patrick.bsky.social
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Kinda feels like it should be a Retrumplican, and that would be the new R word.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Kinda feels like it should be a Retrumplican, and that would be the new R word.
Notice how he goes on about releasing it and then has his list of grievances but never mentions how it's for the good of justice or the survivors or the American people, just that he did it and got everyone to sign off on it because he said to do it. Distractions won't save Trump.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Notice how he goes on about releasing it and then has his list of grievances but never mentions how it's for the good of justice or the survivors or the American people, just that he did it and got everyone to sign off on it because he said to do it. Distractions won't save Trump.
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
— The new Who Are You and Frank Zappa Halloween '78 box sets
— @scrivenerapp.bsky.social on my Mac
— Slow Horses Season 5 (it only took an evening to watch it, but wow)
— The abrupt descent into the fall season
— The new Who Are You and Frank Zappa Halloween '78 box sets
— @scrivenerapp.bsky.social on my Mac
— Slow Horses Season 5 (it only took an evening to watch it, but wow)
— The abrupt descent into the fall season
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
— Watching Luka Doncic do pretty much anything
— The new Airpods Pro
— New season of English Teacher
— Counting how many times people say "Good morning" in the new Kathryn Bigelow movie with Kat. (I'd guess 30+?)
— Watching Luka Doncic do pretty much anything
— The new Airpods Pro
— New season of English Teacher
— Counting how many times people say "Good morning" in the new Kathryn Bigelow movie with Kat. (I'd guess 30+?)
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
— The new Who Are You and Frank Zappa Halloween '78 box sets
— @scrivenerapp.bsky.social on my Mac
— Slow Horses Season 5 (it only took an evening to watch it, but wow)
— The abrupt descent into the fall season
— The new Who Are You and Frank Zappa Halloween '78 box sets
— @scrivenerapp.bsky.social on my Mac
— Slow Horses Season 5 (it only took an evening to watch it, but wow)
— The abrupt descent into the fall season
He'll do anything to stay out of jail. And his base will do anything to keep him in office.
October 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
He'll do anything to stay out of jail. And his base will do anything to keep him in office.
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Ordered.
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October 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ordered.
From Judge Young's opinion, AAUP v. Rubio.
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
From Judge Young's opinion, AAUP v. Rubio.
"And I was a podcaster, so I'm full of internet smart!"
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"And I was a podcaster, so I'm full of internet smart!"
Typical Trump. No concern about the future or anything but getting his billionaire buddies in Big Oil richer. Trump will be dead soon enough, so why should he care about the environment?
Trump: "I'm trying to have people learn about wind real fast and I think I've done a good job, but not good enough, because some countries are still trying and they're destroying themselves. I hope they get back to fossil fuel."
August 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Typical Trump. No concern about the future or anything but getting his billionaire buddies in Big Oil richer. Trump will be dead soon enough, so why should he care about the environment?
Left to Right: Drunky, Dummy, and Sleepy.
August 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Left to Right: Drunky, Dummy, and Sleepy.
Incompetent president gets incompetent buffoon to make up a "job numbers chart" to discredit previous administration with claims of incompetence.
Well done, Supreme Court, Congressional Republicans, Merrick Garland, and all you Trump voters who couldn't wait to start winning. You've fucked us all.
Well done, Supreme Court, Congressional Republicans, Merrick Garland, and all you Trump voters who couldn't wait to start winning. You've fucked us all.
Trump is doing an event with a quack economist in a desperate attempt to justify his firing of the BLS commissioner
August 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Incompetent president gets incompetent buffoon to make up a "job numbers chart" to discredit previous administration with claims of incompetence.
Well done, Supreme Court, Congressional Republicans, Merrick Garland, and all you Trump voters who couldn't wait to start winning. You've fucked us all.
Well done, Supreme Court, Congressional Republicans, Merrick Garland, and all you Trump voters who couldn't wait to start winning. You've fucked us all.
Trump: I got the highest vote in the history of Texas, as you probably know.
Joe: I don’t know. I have to check on that…
T: Check it, Brian.
J: The fact checkers expect us to check everything you say… but for four years those fact checkers didn’t fact-check anything that was said about (Biden).
Joe: I don’t know. I have to check on that…
T: Check it, Brian.
J: The fact checkers expect us to check everything you say… but for four years those fact checkers didn’t fact-check anything that was said about (Biden).
Trump: "We have an opportunity in Texas to pick up five seats ... I got the highest vote in the history of Texas as you probably know. And we are entitled to five more seats."
August 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Trump: I got the highest vote in the history of Texas, as you probably know.
Joe: I don’t know. I have to check on that…
T: Check it, Brian.
J: The fact checkers expect us to check everything you say… but for four years those fact checkers didn’t fact-check anything that was said about (Biden).
Joe: I don’t know. I have to check on that…
T: Check it, Brian.
J: The fact checkers expect us to check everything you say… but for four years those fact checkers didn’t fact-check anything that was said about (Biden).
Just imagine how much a Democrat president is going to get done just fixing all Trump's damage in 2029. Republicans will never be in power again once a Dem brings back jobs, workers, companies, businesses, legal immigration, rule of law, government programs, NASA, vaccines, civility…
the American government is effectively ending its space program.
Over 2,000 senior staff set to leave NASA under agency push
The losses could endanger the administration’s plans for landing astronauts on the moon and Mars.
www.politico.com
July 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Just imagine how much a Democrat president is going to get done just fixing all Trump's damage in 2029. Republicans will never be in power again once a Dem brings back jobs, workers, companies, businesses, legal immigration, rule of law, government programs, NASA, vaccines, civility…
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Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
July 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
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Amen. @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social is a national treasure, and she's so on point here she's a laser of truth.
"They know it's wrong, and we should never let them forget what they're doing because if they want to say they're pro-life we're gonna make them prove it."
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social delivered this message in front of the Supreme Court as we rallied to free Andry.
Join the fight: freeandry.org
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social delivered this message in front of the Supreme Court as we rallied to free Andry.
Join the fight: freeandry.org
June 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Amen. @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social is a national treasure, and she's so on point here she's a laser of truth.
I have no sympathy for spam callers, but this one might need some prompt medical assistance.
June 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I have no sympathy for spam callers, but this one might need some prompt medical assistance.
Give this guy a weekly feature on MSNBC.
They’re so brainwashed they won’t believe anything negative about their “leaders” #Cult There are NO MORE serious REPUBLICANS‼️
June 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Give this guy a weekly feature on MSNBC.