Mike "Loves Apps" Hadge
@hadgetunes.bsky.social
DOOFYLAND - "the Doofiest musical on land!"
ScreenCraft StagePlay Finalist; #1 Stage Musical on Coverfly Red List; Book/demos available.
ScreenCraft StagePlay Finalist; #1 Stage Musical on Coverfly Red List; Book/demos available.
Reposted by Mike "Loves Apps" Hadge
I'm a single issue voter, and my issue is "the government shouldn't be fascist."
September 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I'm a single issue voter, and my issue is "the government shouldn't be fascist."
Reposted by Mike "Loves Apps" Hadge
This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.
September 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This mf’er is a hugely unpopular lame duck and people and institutions with actual power are out here acting, for eight months straight, like he’s some goddam immortal emperor. Fuck that noise.
So people actually thought he wouldn't be on the Epstein logs?! Feels like if Rolling Stone put out another 500 Best Albums list and someone was like "what?! Pet Sounds?!"
July 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So people actually thought he wouldn't be on the Epstein logs?! Feels like if Rolling Stone put out another 500 Best Albums list and someone was like "what?! Pet Sounds?!"
A.I. devotees be like “oh ho ho, simple sir, we don’t need sex - for we have discovered j-rking off.”
June 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
A.I. devotees be like “oh ho ho, simple sir, we don’t need sex - for we have discovered j-rking off.”
Anyone rooting for the administration here, you realize you’re no longer technically into “America” anymore, right? You’re into SOMEthing, just not that. Don't care? Didn't think so, just checking.
June 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Anyone rooting for the administration here, you realize you’re no longer technically into “America” anymore, right? You’re into SOMEthing, just not that. Don't care? Didn't think so, just checking.
"Uber Eats"? You mean the guy who first drew Mickey Mouse?
June 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Uber Eats"? You mean the guy who first drew Mickey Mouse?
OMG, LA is OUT OF CONTROL! Save us, real America!!
June 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
OMG, LA is OUT OF CONTROL! Save us, real America!!
This guy working overtime right now. Donnie must be on that list underlined and in caps.
June 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This guy working overtime right now. Donnie must be on that list underlined and in caps.
As I work on several customized father's day tunes, let me take this opportunity to remind you that there's still time to snag the "#1 BEST Dad's Day Gift Out There No Foolin'!" (Dads Magazine)
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June 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
As I work on several customized father's day tunes, let me take this opportunity to remind you that there's still time to snag the "#1 BEST Dad's Day Gift Out There No Foolin'!" (Dads Magazine)
Completely done with the stigma against comedy music. If an audience enjoys a funny song, it's as good as your deep examinations of the modern human condition, "Ryan." Shut up, we're all dying some day.
June 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Completely done with the stigma against comedy music. If an audience enjoys a funny song, it's as good as your deep examinations of the modern human condition, "Ryan." Shut up, we're all dying some day.
Hey hey we're the monkeys
People say we monkey around
But evolution's bullshit
If we were fish, why can we drown?
People say we monkey around
But evolution's bullshit
If we were fish, why can we drown?
May 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Hey hey we're the monkeys
People say we monkey around
But evolution's bullshit
If we were fish, why can we drown?
People say we monkey around
But evolution's bullshit
If we were fish, why can we drown?
We all blame Sarah McLachlan for that Toy Story 2 song, but make no mistake, the true villain here is Randy goddamn Newman.
May 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
We all blame Sarah McLachlan for that Toy Story 2 song, but make no mistake, the true villain here is Randy goddamn Newman.
Tiny Toon Adventures introduced millions of kids to The Roches and I find that rad as hell.
May 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Tiny Toon Adventures introduced millions of kids to The Roches and I find that rad as hell.
Relieved to see Sesame Street going to Netflix. Now we just need YouTube/TikTok/Twitch to crash forever and the youth will be fine!
May 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Relieved to see Sesame Street going to Netflix. Now we just need YouTube/TikTok/Twitch to crash forever and the youth will be fine!
Would much rather my kid be anywhere on the spectrum instead of whatever “pleather Oogie Boogie” situation RFK has going.
April 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Would much rather my kid be anywhere on the spectrum instead of whatever “pleather Oogie Boogie” situation RFK has going.
You never see one of those “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers on a cybertruck, because its very existence indicates they did not.
April 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
You never see one of those “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers on a cybertruck, because its very existence indicates they did not.
At the request of the administration, this Record Store Day will only be honoring records that rotate one way for a little, then quickly switch and turn the other way, depending on the whims of dementia.
April 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
At the request of the administration, this Record Store Day will only be honoring records that rotate one way for a little, then quickly switch and turn the other way, depending on the whims of dementia.
Just saw someone post that everyone is playing checkers and Trump is playing chess and the person misspelled "chess."
April 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just saw someone post that everyone is playing checkers and Trump is playing chess and the person misspelled "chess."
In case anyone's wondering the current state of gig hunting in Hollywood, I just got turned down for a job at a marionette theater.
April 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
In case anyone's wondering the current state of gig hunting in Hollywood, I just got turned down for a job at a marionette theater.
Hey, you may not agree with everything Morgan Wallen does, but you just have to admit, his music fucking sucks.
March 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Hey, you may not agree with everything Morgan Wallen does, but you just have to admit, his music fucking sucks.
David Zaslav is so anti-Looney Tunes because guys like him are always horny for drag Bugs Bunny before blowing themselves up and saying “duhhh which way did he go which way did he go?”
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
David Zaslav is so anti-Looney Tunes because guys like him are always horny for drag Bugs Bunny before blowing themselves up and saying “duhhh which way did he go which way did he go?”
I am sick and tired of being in the checkout line, hearing the beep, and thinking of the fun I could have on Supermarket Sweep. Just over it.
March 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I am sick and tired of being in the checkout line, hearing the beep, and thinking of the fun I could have on Supermarket Sweep. Just over it.
Good day as any to remind everyone that “long in the tooth” means old, not long. That’s not how expressions work.
March 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Good day as any to remind everyone that “long in the tooth” means old, not long. That’s not how expressions work.
I list myself on LinkedIn as “an AI futurist,” by which I mean I both despise humanity and have nothing to offer it.
March 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I list myself on LinkedIn as “an AI futurist,” by which I mean I both despise humanity and have nothing to offer it.
Hey @antifa - can we get a meeting on the books? Maybe reinstate that Thurs 9:30 standing?
January 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hey @antifa - can we get a meeting on the books? Maybe reinstate that Thurs 9:30 standing?