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Sure! I'll possibly be in Oslo on Tuesday (or maybe the Tuesday after that). Weekend probably is also good

Time for an exam, then sacrifice a virgin to the tropical cyclone approaching me to prevent it from cancelling my flight tomorrow morning...

"Oh, I only buy the no-human-meat(organic) lasagna."
Show me one fucking lasagna that is made with human meat, or one fucking lasagna that's made with inorganic matter! I dare you! I double dare you motherfucker!

This "organic" fad has got to stop. Let's actually care about the environment instead of importing "organic" food from China, eh?

Not to mention, "organic" farming is arguable worse for the environment!
All farming needs pesticides, but "organic" farming uses less effective pesticides, so they need more of it for the same effect (otherwise everyone would use "organic" pesticides).
It's a lie!

You're not supporting the environment. You're not supporting local farmers (a lot of it comes from China with fraudulent labels). You're not caring about your fellow human beings (which 4 billion people would you like to starve to death if we went 100% "organic"?).
Stop it!
It's not good for anyone.

If you want pesticide-free, go super-local from farmers who actually don't use a shit ton of pesticides, instead of the grown-in-China "organic" food you find at your local supermarket. "Organic" food is a massive lie. Don't support it. It's edging on being a fraud.
"Organic" is low quality and lies

Once you're off the aircraft, you'll get the red carpet treatment (and deservedly so!). Every single one of your needs will be taken care of, including contacting loved ones.
Leave your luggage behind.
You will get it later.