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Oh, right! I am on this platform too
December 1, 2024 at 1:08 PM
When a train sees you, it's already too late for it to stop. You need to get out of the way.
Inertia is one hell of a force!
January 2, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Snowy shibe
December 23, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Final exam done! I'm free!
And I got a free 6-pack of beer. Noice
December 8, 2023 at 5:20 AM
I know a couple of Karens. Funny thing though, none of the Karens I know are Karens. The actual Karens I've been exposed to have usually been Cathrines, which is a shame, because Cathrine is a way prettier name than Karen, but poor Karen who usually isn't a Karen is getting all the hate
December 5, 2023 at 5:39 AM
Something's on the horizon
December 3, 2023 at 3:31 AM
The geckos are finally returning to the house. Seeing a few younglings running around.
Please eat all the ants you can find, little guys!
November 29, 2023 at 1:27 PM
And yes, I put "organic" in quotation marks deliberately. The "organic" label is like labelling something "contains no human meat". Well fuck me, I expect all my food to be organic and digestible, and I expect none of my food to contain human meat!
November 26, 2023 at 2:24 PM
I'm sorry, this whole "organic" thing annoys me to no end. I see good people who want to be healthy, who want the best for the environment, but "organic" food does none of those things over conventional farming.
November 26, 2023 at 2:22 PM
"Organic" food is a lie. You gain no nutritional benefits, no health benefits, and you don't even support local farmers most of the time.
Don't buy the "organic" carrots. Conventional carrots are "organic" too, and they're just as good for you. Just buy fucking carrots alright?
"Organic" is a lie.
November 26, 2023 at 2:18 PM
"Organic" food is a lie. All food is "organic", otherwise the human body wouldn't be able to digest it. And don't get me started about the amount of chemicals "organic" farmers have to use to get anywhere close to the yield of conventionally farmed food. It's a lie.
November 26, 2023 at 10:36 AM
If you're told to evacuate an aircraft: Don't take your fucking luggage with you!
Don't worry, you'll get it later. You won't lose any of your items (unless the aircraft is on fire, in which case, you can choose to save your items or save someone's life).
Leave it behind. You don't need it.
November 26, 2023 at 8:27 AM
"Taipei, China"
Uh, you mean Taipei, Taiwan, right?

"New York, Canada"
November 26, 2023 at 6:51 AM
CY93 UNABLE, TCAS RA;
November 26, 2023 at 5:45 AM
Why is the Irish accent so incredibly adorable :c
I love it
November 26, 2023 at 5:27 AM
You know what's really sexy?
Like really, really sexy?

Saying "Thank you" when somebody does something for you, no matter how big or small the task performed was, or if they got paid for doing it.
November 26, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Was at an arcade bar yesterday. Lots of fun! Played pinball and stuff. They even had a Donkey Kong cabinet!
Played some shooting game that measures your heart rate and tries to determine if you're "panicked". My heart rate is normally quite high, but I was mostly not determined to be "panicked" :p
November 26, 2023 at 4:02 AM
I've come to love the local swimming pool. It's within walking distance, so this will be the 3rd day in a row I go :D
November 18, 2023 at 10:19 PM
I think I've had this Minecraft skin since 2012 or something
Surprised it's still there
November 9, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Travelling across the globe
November 7, 2023 at 10:23 PM
Welp, almost 40 hours of travel time. 26 of those hours are in the air...
November 7, 2023 at 12:54 PM
"Cathrine the Crook" breaking local regulations, such as the one prohibiting the act of sweeping a dry surface.
October 31, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Fuck the police
Be brave
Be a rebel
October 31, 2023 at 11:30 AM
ハッロ?
火鉢紅花照り焼き?
October 31, 2023 at 10:22 AM
And no, the AI isn't sentient.
October 26, 2023 at 9:48 PM