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Cytlan#5147 on Disord | Now based in 🇦🇺
Snowy shibe
December 23, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Something's on the horizon
December 3, 2023 at 3:31 AM
I think I've had this Minecraft skin since 2012 or something
Surprised it's still there
November 9, 2023 at 10:54 AM
Travelling across the globe
November 7, 2023 at 10:23 PM
"Cathrine the Crook" breaking local regulations, such as the one prohibiting the act of sweeping a dry surface.
October 31, 2023 at 11:57 AM
Fuck the police
Be brave
Be a rebel
October 31, 2023 at 11:30 AM
WHAT!? The pizza straight from the oven will be VERY HOT!?
I refuse to believe such outrageous allegations!
I expect a pizza coming out of a 200° box after 15 minutes to still be cold!
October 24, 2023 at 11:50 AM
Huh?
What happened to my Discord?
October 17, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Check out my RAM
October 17, 2023 at 9:30 AM
"Motorola 6502"
._.
October 15, 2023 at 7:31 AM
I found a page.

Feels like I'm in a video game. What secret did I unlock?
October 14, 2023 at 1:51 AM
I'm sorry, ChatGPT. While I appreciate that you're stroking my ego, I still believe there's plenty of things I can improve about my English.
Guess I could try asking it to be more critical, but then it tends to judge my writing like it was an academic text :/
October 13, 2023 at 1:46 PM
October 13, 2023 at 10:14 AM

I love this kind of dry humour
Guy is making a jigsaw puzzle solver robot.
On his screen: "Top Vacation Destinations with NO Robots"
October 13, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Hey, can anyone tell me what kind of plant this is? Should I leave it out rip it out? And is it native or invasive?
Location: Northern Queensland, Australia.
October 10, 2023 at 2:53 AM
I think I can safely say I've experienced most of Townsville.
October 1, 2023 at 7:02 AM
Perfect. Simply perfect.
September 29, 2023 at 11:50 AM
The new Pepsi logo still sucks
September 28, 2023 at 6:20 AM
ChatGPT understood my joke :^(
September 21, 2023 at 8:55 AM
If it's a cone: Leave it alone

These cones were already dead though. If they weren't, they could kill you
September 15, 2023 at 6:53 AM
And as an added perk of moving the computer: I can now connect to the interwebs directly with a cable, instead of using wifi. I can better use the connection I'm paying for now, which may be one of Australia's best connection speeds.
September 15, 2023 at 6:11 AM
I need a new hat soon. This one is so sun bleached (it's supposed to be black, not light grey), and there's a hole starting to form in the back...
I bought it in 2018, so it has lasted for quite a while
September 8, 2023 at 5:06 AM
No, my code is not pretty, but it fucking works. Aaaaahhhhh! I'll have to clean it up later, and do some more testing to make sure it's not a broken, fragile mess, but this is good enough for now.
September 6, 2023 at 9:57 AM
Finally! It fucking works!
September 6, 2023 at 9:53 AM
I've never been to a boxing match before, but here I am all of a sudden
September 2, 2023 at 9:11 AM