H0FF3R
@h0ff3r.com
Husband to my amazing wife, father to 1 human and 3 cats, Yooper, and aspiring Information Security semi-professional.
Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately.
My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social
All opinions are my own.
Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately.
My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social
All opinions are my own.
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H0FF3R
@h0ff3r.com
· Jan 24
You can call me Matt, H0FF3R, TheH0FF3R.
Celebrate your weird!
If you stay here you will see posts about my family, PowerShell, Office 365, security, the UP, and whatever video games I am playing or tech I am interested in.
Because I am also human I may share my general thoughts as well.
Celebrate your weird!
If you stay here you will see posts about my family, PowerShell, Office 365, security, the UP, and whatever video games I am playing or tech I am interested in.
Because I am also human I may share my general thoughts as well.
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
January 23, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Quote post a gif with a clue of where you’re from…
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I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison.
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
January 22, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I was recently laid off, so I’m officially open to new opportunities. If you need a Hacker, or a teachable moment using Red Team tactics. I can also be a trainer, community builder & liaison.
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
I want more than a job I need a company & purpose I can believe in. Please share!
💜🤗💜
I successfully changed my domain over to use Cloudflare and got my handle back.
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I successfully changed my domain over to use Cloudflare and got my handle back.
As a dad this is one of my favorite days of the year.
I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.
I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
As a dad this is one of my favorite days of the year.
I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.
I can tell people I will see them next year and it is almost always true.
I hope you have a great holiday!
Merry Christmas from Santa!
Merry Christmas from Santa!
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I hope you have a great holiday!
Merry Christmas from Santa!
Merry Christmas from Santa!
My kid helped me shovel today and during breaks got a ride in the Yooper Scooper. Ending with falling into the snow and cuddling.
Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.
Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My kid helped me shovel today and during breaks got a ride in the Yooper Scooper. Ending with falling into the snow and cuddling.
Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.
Days and nights like these are some of the most amazing times, and I can’t wait to see what other snow adventures he gets into.
Attending karaoke at a very small bar in my hometown
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Attending karaoke at a very small bar in my hometown
This is a #Parenting tip for traveling. If you have a young child that you can not leave alone, hang out in the bathroom.
Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.
Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.
September 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is a #Parenting tip for traveling. If you have a young child that you can not leave alone, hang out in the bathroom.
Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.
Always a door that if you need you can crack open to hear, but still separate. Allows us to decompress while being in close quarters.
Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom.
Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom.
Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
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I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead.
Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵
Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵
November 13, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I've got a lot of work on, so naturally I ignore it all and do something silly instead.
Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵
Here is the Mcdonald's Fries Theorum. 🧵
Now I can’t even park on my street when I come home for lunch, because the city has decided to use an automated garbage and recycling program. They also have to be 2-4 feet into the road.
This is absolute garbage.
www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...
This is absolute garbage.
www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...
Marquette Public Works urges proper garbage, recycling cart placement
Carts should have at least three feet of space between all objects, including other carts.
www.uppermichiganssource.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Now I can’t even park on my street when I come home for lunch, because the city has decided to use an automated garbage and recycling program. They also have to be 2-4 feet into the road.
This is absolute garbage.
www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...
This is absolute garbage.
www.uppermichiganssource.com/2025/09/05/m...
Have the day off before I start a new job.
Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start.
Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.
Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start.
Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.
September 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Have the day off before I start a new job.
Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start.
Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.
Planning on getting an oil change and taking the time to relax before I start.
Will be working in the cannabis industry and not the healthcare industry. Excited to see where this journey takes me.
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Nothing makes me feel more ‘dude’ than watching this entire vid.
August 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Nothing makes me feel more ‘dude’ than watching this entire vid.
I may have accidentally or on purpose started building a RSS reader/agreegator via Apple Shortcuts and Apple Reminders.
Not sure how much I’ll build this out, but this seems like a good way to learn about RSS.
Not sure how much I’ll build this out, but this seems like a good way to learn about RSS.
August 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I may have accidentally or on purpose started building a RSS reader/agreegator via Apple Shortcuts and Apple Reminders.
Not sure how much I’ll build this out, but this seems like a good way to learn about RSS.
Not sure how much I’ll build this out, but this seems like a good way to learn about RSS.
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Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:
August 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Current* conditions near Marquette, MI:
My shortcut through campus is no longer a shortcut as it is now move in weekend
August 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My shortcut through campus is no longer a shortcut as it is now move in weekend
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This is a pretty good bit
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is a pretty good bit
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I'm not going to be able to make it to the NYC atproto hack day. But I am still excited about it and wanted to celebrate the event a bit. So I decided to put AT Toolbox on sale till Monday for $0.99. If you've been wanting a low/no code way to play around with atproto this might be it for you!
AT Toolbox
Unlock the power of AT Protocol with iOS Shortcuts! AT Toolbox brings ease to use automation to the Atmosphere, letting you interact with the same technology that powers Bluesky directly from your iP...
apps.apple.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm not going to be able to make it to the NYC atproto hack day. But I am still excited about it and wanted to celebrate the event a bit. So I decided to put AT Toolbox on sale till Monday for $0.99. If you've been wanting a low/no code way to play around with atproto this might be it for you!
When I say that the system is not ready for this I can’t exactly explain how bad this will be. The system is already kinda breaking and is constantly under attack. So much so that it is part of the reason I am leaving the sector.
Even clinicians I talk to get freaked out by this a bit.
Even clinicians I talk to get freaked out by this a bit.
"Keith Sakata, a psychiatrist at the University of California at San Francisco, said he has admitted a dozen people to the hospital for psychosis following excessive time spent chatting with AI so far this year."
What is ‘AI psychosis’ and how can ChatGPT affect your mental health?
Mental health experts say cases of people forming delusional beliefs after hours with AI chatbots are concerning and offer tips on how to help someone affected.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
When I say that the system is not ready for this I can’t exactly explain how bad this will be. The system is already kinda breaking and is constantly under attack. So much so that it is part of the reason I am leaving the sector.
Even clinicians I talk to get freaked out by this a bit.
Even clinicians I talk to get freaked out by this a bit.
At the end of the day people will still treat Excel like a database
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
At the end of the day people will still treat Excel like a database
So I guess the White House has an offical TikTok account.
I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
August 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
So I guess the White House has an offical TikTok account.
I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
August 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
August 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
