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H0FF3R
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Husband to my amazing wife, father to 1 human and 3 cats, Yooper, and aspiring Information Security semi-professional.

Having fun with Apple Shortcuts and AT Protocol lately.

My bot is @h0ff3r-bot.bsky.social

All opinions are my own.
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Taken at the Cold Iron Brewery bathrooms in Ironwood, MI.
Photo of a brewery bathroom wall. The text reads “Fuck you DJT”
January 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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I hope you have a great holiday!

Merry Christmas from Santa!
Me dressed as Santa in my relatives basement to surprise the children for Christmas. You see my face with a white fake beard and wig with a Christmas hat. I am wearing a read Santa suit and glasses with no lens.
December 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Went to a store this week, and this was a sign in a restroom.

Absolutely made my day, and I hope it makes yours better as well.
A door in a bathroom. The first sign says “employees must wash hands before returning to work”. The second sign is a whole bunch of gooses asking the question “Are you pooping?”
September 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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So I guess the White House has an offical TikTok account.

I also think they might be trying to ban TikTok still?
A Google search of White House TikTok . The results are from Rueters, Yahoo News Canada and The White House. Both the Rueters and Yahoo News stories have headlines of the the White House launching a TikTok account. The White House has the headline of Extending the TikTok Enforcement Delay
August 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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An unamused cat wearing a rainbow colored hat
August 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Today was Blueberry Festival here in town. Here are a few photos from the day.
An elephant ear that already got some pieces torn off because it was so good. A Low Hanging Fruit with blueberries floating it in. This is in a social district cup and the background is sidewalk. The Bromley Bookstore bus
July 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I’m not sure we should take advice from someone who posts about women and also post this picture of their room.
A photo of Asmongold’s room. This was posted by himself https://x.com/Asmongold/status/1552100708958224385/photo/1
July 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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This is a fun little shortcut to get a random post from a user.
This is a screenshot of a short cut using the AT Toolbox. It will ask the user to input a handle. The will use the List Records action to list records in the collection app.bsky.feed.post for the given handle. It will then get a random record and show the text value.
July 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Ok so I go this working using AT Toolbox and the last.fm API. The next post from my bot will be what it looks like I have have no song playing according to last.fm
A screenshot of the song Radioactive by Imagine Dragons in the Spotify player
July 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Hehe sorry but this one is a bit funny. I will eventually move those to an account that is for automated posts, but I’m building this when I have time. I am also working on sharing how I do this.

As a bonus here is a picture from our fire tonight.
A fire in my backyard in the backyard. I am holding a Spotted Cow by New Glarus Brewing Co.
July 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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This was made possible by using the AT Toolbox by @baileytownsend.dev and a very simple shortcut. I am excited to play more with this fun tool.
List of actions in an iOS Shortcut. There are 3 actions. Get current weather at Current Location Get the AT Identifier for @hOff3r.com Make a & Text post from Get AT Identifier saying Weather Conditions
July 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Bruh what did I just read. This person might need a different exam.
2:36 • 5G+ 58› CompTIA r/CompTIA u/Glittering-Bluebird1 • 2h Exam revoked? NET+ N+ Question So I was about 5 questions away from finishing my network+ exam (I saved the PBQs for last) and in what I would describe as not my proudest moment... I reached for an empty water bottle off of my desk and took a gentlemens leak under my desk out of view of the proctor The proctor put a message on my screen saying to move into camera view and once I did the proctor revoked my exam with my last 5 questions unanswered I was upset but kind of understood that I should've just went on and soldiered through even if I pissed myself to do it however I can't go back so l'll just retest A little bit later I log onto ComptiA and see that my exam is listed as a pass I'm just curious if my exam score was high enough without the last 5 questions to pass Will my certification stand or be revoked? 57 55 1
July 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Meg Swan from “Best in Show” holds up a stuffed fish saying This is a fish.
July 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I am pretty sure I eat a normal diet for the Midwest and/or Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Maybe a Yooper diet.

I could go for some hot dogs or sloppy joes though for sure.
A graphical chart from IDRlabs showing I prefer on the lower/lower middle class food. https://www.idrlabs.com/food-preference/test.php
June 29, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Ok so I made this in the Meta AI app because I thought no way could it work.
Yoda smoking a joint. This was made with AI. No idea why Meta AI even allows this to be made.
June 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Today a deer joined us in the backyard. He was about 15 feet away from us walking through as I was laying gravel around our fire pit.
A deer walking in a back yard that is wooded
June 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Last night we had a fire, and it was quite relaxing.
A fire pit with sticks and logs inside on fire. There are logs drying by the fire pit. There is a man’s hand holding an open Oberon Light in the front of the photo. The background is wooded.
June 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I forgot to take a pic of the fire we had this past weekend so have a fire from a couple weeks ago.
A fire in a fire pit, and a can of Miller Lite are in the for front of the photo. A man is holding the can. In the background is some woods.
June 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Today has been a great birthday. I’m excited to spend the weekend surrounded by family as we celebrate my son’s birthday and mine.
A rocky beach on Lake Superior
June 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I give you a picture of a doe deer eating watermelon in my backyard
Doe deer eating water in a wooded area Doe deer eating water in a wooded area
June 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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It was so nice today. We decided to get some pizza and beers at a local brewery with a local food truck that makes wood fired pizzas.

This is the Bums Beach at Ore Dock Brewing.
A wheat ale in a glass sitting on a table. In the background is some hot wheels, some pizza, napkins, and an arm.
May 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Got some natural spring water while in town visiting my parents this weekend
A man filling a stainless steel cup up natural spring water. The cup has a sticker on it that says “Stay Weird”, and a hand doing the peace symbol in pride colors. The word weird is upside down and backwards.
May 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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At my parents house and they have a bird nest in their yard
A picture of a birds nest in a tree with baby birds in the nest
May 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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The discover feed can sometimes be magical
Screenshot of BlueSky posts. jack @j4ck.xyz • 4m feels right to post this here Picture of a text exchange. In the exchange is a photo of a dog. What's your dogs name? 4:45 PM Jerry 4:46 PM Jerry?? Why? 4:47 PM Followed be another post Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.so... • 6m stay safe out there
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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May The 4th Be With You
A man wearing pajamas that look like a storm trooper holding Mace Windu’s light saber
May 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM