Gwonkle
@gwonkle.bsky.social
WARNING: This user is bisexual
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My bum ass cat doesnt even have a drivers license yet fucking idiot
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My bum ass cat doesnt even have a drivers license yet fucking idiot
My body is a machine that turns alcohpl into gone 🤪
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
My body is a machine that turns alcohpl into gone 🤪
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There are over 100 pics of them together
Media: is there a connection between Epstein and Trump?
Survivors: they took turns SA us
Media: it’s such a mystery, I guess we’ll never know
Love letters between them show up and allude to the Trafficking
Media: we are waiting on congress..
Media: is there a connection between Epstein and Trump?
Survivors: they took turns SA us
Media: it’s such a mystery, I guess we’ll never know
Love letters between them show up and allude to the Trafficking
Media: we are waiting on congress..
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
There are over 100 pics of them together
Media: is there a connection between Epstein and Trump?
Survivors: they took turns SA us
Media: it’s such a mystery, I guess we’ll never know
Love letters between them show up and allude to the Trafficking
Media: we are waiting on congress..
Media: is there a connection between Epstein and Trump?
Survivors: they took turns SA us
Media: it’s such a mystery, I guess we’ll never know
Love letters between them show up and allude to the Trafficking
Media: we are waiting on congress..
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I think you should be able to opt out of religious holidays and give your employer a list of your 3 most significant sports fandoms and they legally have to give you playoff games off.
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I think you should be able to opt out of religious holidays and give your employer a list of your 3 most significant sports fandoms and they legally have to give you playoff games off.
What is life if not listening to mannequin pussy at a moderately loud volume at 2:45am while driving the speed limit through the suburbs
July 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
What is life if not listening to mannequin pussy at a moderately loud volume at 2:45am while driving the speed limit through the suburbs
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I have spotted a plot hole in Ghostbusters (1984). The song clearly states they aren't afraid of no ghosts and at several points in the film, the ghostbusters are clearly afraid of the ghosts. I'm not sure how this slipped through.
June 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I have spotted a plot hole in Ghostbusters (1984). The song clearly states they aren't afraid of no ghosts and at several points in the film, the ghostbusters are clearly afraid of the ghosts. I'm not sure how this slipped through.
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Really sorry to the fans who lined up at the end of our game, I caught a cold 2 days ago and my voice is cooked because of it so couldn't stay to chat at all.
Didn't mean to just run off but I'm trying to not get anyone sick/ rest up in time for finals, really sorry again.
Didn't mean to just run off but I'm trying to not get anyone sick/ rest up in time for finals, really sorry again.
June 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Really sorry to the fans who lined up at the end of our game, I caught a cold 2 days ago and my voice is cooked because of it so couldn't stay to chat at all.
Didn't mean to just run off but I'm trying to not get anyone sick/ rest up in time for finals, really sorry again.
Didn't mean to just run off but I'm trying to not get anyone sick/ rest up in time for finals, really sorry again.
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I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
April 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can't emphasize enough that the most important thing journalists can do right now is publish exactly this kind of article
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One of the craziest things that Oda canonized is that Hody Jones, and for extension, every shark Fishman, have now two dicks.
Honestly, I’m not even mad.
Honestly, I’m not even mad.
March 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
One of the craziest things that Oda canonized is that Hody Jones, and for extension, every shark Fishman, have now two dicks.
Honestly, I’m not even mad.
Honestly, I’m not even mad.
Prog rock is like if pretentious music theory nerds made music that sounded good and i think thats sick
December 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Prog rock is like if pretentious music theory nerds made music that sounded good and i think thats sick
Who up? Studying they guide!? 😂 🤣 😂 #MondayMotivation
November 21, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Who up? Studying they guide!? 😂 🤣 😂 #MondayMotivation
They call me the freakinator the way i bust it down on the floor. Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh 👅👅👅
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 AM
They call me the freakinator the way i bust it down on the floor. Ohhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh 👅👅👅
Running when its cold is top 5 pain, alomg woth getting ur nuts tigged s bit too hard
October 29, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Running when its cold is top 5 pain, alomg woth getting ur nuts tigged s bit too hard
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snacking on a single slice of cheese. going mouse mode.
October 25, 2024 at 1:12 AM
snacking on a single slice of cheese. going mouse mode.
Might cook dinner tonight
October 24, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Might cook dinner tonight
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Me with bronze walrus
October 24, 2024 at 4:31 AM
Me with bronze walrus
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how i build my Magic the Gathering decks
October 23, 2024 at 3:07 PM
how i build my Magic the Gathering decks