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Make beer for a living and yell about Mizzou as a hobby. Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Branson, Missouri.
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SINNER (2026) has an iconic one-shot take where Jannik Sinner's virtuosic play has summoned tennis legends of past and future to the court. 1900s ladies in huge skirts, the 4-armed winner of the 2487 Mars Open, Venus and Serena, French royals from 1537
then he gets killed by ageless vampire Djokovic
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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it is fuckin wild that Sam Darnold is the first USC quarterback to start in the Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
January 24, 2026 at 10:04 PM
January 24, 2026 at 10:03 PM
We are looking respectfully at the Missouri Basketball Tigers at the moment
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 AM
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Miami lost three games this season and their last offensive play of each one of them was a Carson Beck interception
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The Mendozer!!!!!!
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Harrison Mevis. Playoff OT game winner. Thiccer Kicker. M-I-Z!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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you just KNOW that the Pope is watching this game on his phone right now at 3:40am
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Caleb Williams OH MY GOD!!!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Dennis Gates > Nepo Baby
MIZ
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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I FINALLY realized who Cignetti’s sideline pose reminded me of
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
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Indiana refused to get good at football until the postseason more closely resembled a basketball tournament
January 10, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Throw the 2025 slate out the window. Its a new season starting tonight. MIZ!!!!
a group of men in suits and ties are walking down a hallway and one of them is wearing a yellow tie
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January 4, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Ryan Day loves losing the Cotton Bowl #MIZ
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Miami??? The U!?!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Petition to have a bowl of cereal for the players to jump in at every stadium 😂
December 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Watching Brock Purdy
jesus christ thats jason bourne is shown on a screen
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December 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
HAYNES KING!!!!! 4th and 15!!!
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Is Chris Oladokun the truth!?!?!?
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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NEVERMIND, TD HAWAII!
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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THE HAWAII RAINBOW WARRIORS
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Hawai'i Bowl was an absolute certified BANGER
December 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:

- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM