Griffin Parker
@gvgalore.bsky.social
create some change ★ Writer @sporked.com ★ Dayton.com 'Best Auctioneer 2022' ★ 'Mr. @SodaSeekers.bsky.social' ★ 📸: @funsizedblondie.bsky.social ★ 🎞️: @fracturedfox.bsky.social
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Dudes Wipes, a Cleveland Browns corporate sponsor, is a male-aimed brand of pre-moistened toilet paper for wiping shit from your ass. Dude Wipes is the sponsor of the Browns unveiling their new all-brown uniforms and helmets. This inept franchise has been humiliating me for my 51 years on Earth.
Browns new “Alpha Dog” helmet and all-brown look debuts Week 3.
July 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Dudes Wipes, a Cleveland Browns corporate sponsor, is a male-aimed brand of pre-moistened toilet paper for wiping shit from your ass. Dude Wipes is the sponsor of the Browns unveiling their new all-brown uniforms and helmets. This inept franchise has been humiliating me for my 51 years on Earth.
PR boxes got me out here salad dressing
July 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
PR boxes got me out here salad dressing
disneybounding as Glup Shitto, tell your girl to stay home
July 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
disneybounding as Glup Shitto, tell your girl to stay home
used up all my 2025 thrift store luck for this one, huh
July 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
used up all my 2025 thrift store luck for this one, huh
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Oh you got your own fireworks, bro? The big ostentatious million dollar faux war they are doing tonight wasn't enough for you? Had to microdose bombing your neighbors personally? You need to be out in the city streets contributing to touch football terrorism? God you're so cool. Bet your dick so big
July 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Oh you got your own fireworks, bro? The big ostentatious million dollar faux war they are doing tonight wasn't enough for you? Had to microdose bombing your neighbors personally? You need to be out in the city streets contributing to touch football terrorism? God you're so cool. Bet your dick so big
you will never kill Disney Regional Entertainment
June 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
you will never kill Disney Regional Entertainment
i have normal days and i have days where i get a bubble gun in the mail. guess which one today was
June 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
i have normal days and i have days where i get a bubble gun in the mail. guess which one today was
found the most @maxkriegervg.bsky.social pin i could imagine, scooped it IMMEDIATELY for my soda-themed itabag. thank you @itsmrkittys.bsky.social for your work
March 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
found the most @maxkriegervg.bsky.social pin i could imagine, scooped it IMMEDIATELY for my soda-themed itabag. thank you @itsmrkittys.bsky.social for your work
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curious about what appears to be a Large Bungo available for purchase at the how to train your dragon area of universal epic universe
February 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
curious about what appears to be a Large Bungo available for purchase at the how to train your dragon area of universal epic universe
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The CW shows peaked with the Legends of Tomorrow episode Guest Starring John Noble in which the heroes realize the villain, who is voiced by John Noble, sounds like John Noble so they sneak onto the set of Return of the King to get John Noble the actor to impersonate the villain he is also playing
January 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The CW shows peaked with the Legends of Tomorrow episode Guest Starring John Noble in which the heroes realize the villain, who is voiced by John Noble, sounds like John Noble so they sneak onto the set of Return of the King to get John Noble the actor to impersonate the villain he is also playing
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at "Whole" Foods you can buy a half rotisserie chicken
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June 9, 2024 at 5:43 PM
at "Whole" Foods you can buy a half rotisserie chicken
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"i don't know the best kind of autism to have, but i definitely know the worst kind" - me, talking about Sonic the Hedgehog
January 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"i don't know the best kind of autism to have, but i definitely know the worst kind" - me, talking about Sonic the Hedgehog
technically, this was a "thanks for letting me mooch off your Adobe for so long" gift but i'm just glad he likes it
ft. this SICK Christmas present from @gvgalore.bsky.social, the GOAT of all time
January 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
technically, this was a "thanks for letting me mooch off your Adobe for so long" gift but i'm just glad he likes it
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I appreciate the clarity of the Little Caesar’s promise: hot & ready. No qualifications on taste. On deliciousness. Their food is hot and it’s ready.
November 29, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I appreciate the clarity of the Little Caesar’s promise: hot & ready. No qualifications on taste. On deliciousness. Their food is hot and it’s ready.
all i want for Christmas is a classic @maxkriegervg.bsky.social design thread on the last great American landmark: the Sunsphere from the 1982 World's Fair
November 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
all i want for Christmas is a classic @maxkriegervg.bsky.social design thread on the last great American landmark: the Sunsphere from the 1982 World's Fair
considered using griffinsucks.com as my handle here for the bit, sucks that i can't do that without abandoning my more recognizable handle that people might actually search for
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talking beverages ★ building events ★ raising money
griffinsucks.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:46 AM
considered using griffinsucks.com as my handle here for the bit, sucks that i can't do that without abandoning my more recognizable handle that people might actually search for
crazy that between starting this account and actually using it, i have become what we could generously call a "writer"
(image stolen from actual writer @barelyconcealed.bsky.social)
(image stolen from actual writer @barelyconcealed.bsky.social)
November 20, 2024 at 12:32 AM
crazy that between starting this account and actually using it, i have become what we could generously call a "writer"
(image stolen from actual writer @barelyconcealed.bsky.social)
(image stolen from actual writer @barelyconcealed.bsky.social)
underrated benefit of my job is always having a picture to sum up "what have you been up to?"
November 19, 2024 at 12:12 PM
underrated benefit of my job is always having a picture to sum up "what have you been up to?"
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If I’m ever wrong please don’t burden me with having to explain. This footnote is actually implicitly attached to all my posts
July 16, 2023 at 6:24 PM
If I’m ever wrong please don’t burden me with having to explain. This footnote is actually implicitly attached to all my posts
hello, i'm "CM Punk t-shirts and Psyduck merchandise"
I do think everyone needs like 1-2 incredibly strange collections that they’ve carefully cultivated. Doesn’t have to be big or expensive.
July 15, 2023 at 8:19 PM
hello, i'm "CM Punk t-shirts and Psyduck merchandise"
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Logging on and posting content on different social media sites like
July 9, 2023 at 3:23 PM
Logging on and posting content on different social media sites like