cedar longpenis
@guypussy.bsky.social
cedar. 27. attention addict. he/him. bunny parent. sometimes ASMR. in a parasocial relationship with the marlboro man. i post a lot.
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my wife’s boyfriends dungeons and dragons themed polycule improv and magic troupe is NOT cringe because none of us are STRAIGHT!!!!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
my wife’s boyfriends dungeons and dragons themed polycule improv and magic troupe is NOT cringe because none of us are STRAIGHT!!!!!!
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the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
ok this comparison is kinda crazy
December 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
ok this comparison is kinda crazy
honey. i’ve got a confession. i put your freakin penis in the dryer. i put your freakin penis in the dryer and it shrank. a lot. we’re gonna have to get you a new penis.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
honey. i’ve got a confession. i put your freakin penis in the dryer. i put your freakin penis in the dryer and it shrank. a lot. we’re gonna have to get you a new penis.
is anyone else obsessed with rv tour videos. i love seeing what they put in those damn things
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
is anyone else obsessed with rv tour videos. i love seeing what they put in those damn things
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dudes are machines for turning testosterone into thrusting motions
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
dudes are machines for turning testosterone into thrusting motions
the absolute seething jealous rage i get whenever i see someone who owns the lenox spice village set doesn’t go away no matter how much testosterone i inject
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the absolute seething jealous rage i get whenever i see someone who owns the lenox spice village set doesn’t go away no matter how much testosterone i inject
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im so baby girl. shitting all over the place
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
im so baby girl. shitting all over the place
HOLY SHIT MY TOP SURGERY CONSULT IS IN 9 DAYS
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 AM
HOLY SHIT MY TOP SURGERY CONSULT IS IN 9 DAYS
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one thing i'm always saying is that polyamory has a PR problem and it's for widespread issues like these
Polyamorous folks can and do enjoy tasering your own balls and they’re still polyamorous because tasering your own balls is inherently aphobic
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
one thing i'm always saying is that polyamory has a PR problem and it's for widespread issues like these
nobody will tell you this but the best part of having a septum piercing is a few days after you eat pussy you’ll move it around and get blasted in the nose with pussy smell
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
nobody will tell you this but the best part of having a septum piercing is a few days after you eat pussy you’ll move it around and get blasted in the nose with pussy smell
my haircut is growing out so good i could cry
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
my haircut is growing out so good i could cry
mr kips and lotus share dinner
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
mr kips and lotus share dinner
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sex position called the cheese pull
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
sex position called the cheese pull
not now kitten daddy’s got the sunday scaries
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
not now kitten daddy’s got the sunday scaries
next month on the 26th will be an entire year weed free 💪
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
next month on the 26th will be an entire year weed free 💪
i wish dogs could smoke weed
December 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i wish dogs could smoke weed
(guy who really loves going to the zoo and doesn’t have internet access) you could say i’m a zoophile
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
(guy who really loves going to the zoo and doesn’t have internet access) you could say i’m a zoophile
alternate universe where anthropomorphic animals have skinsonas
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
alternate universe where anthropomorphic animals have skinsonas
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i wouldn’t touch that discourse with a thirty nine and a half foot pole. but i am fucking the grinch
February 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i wouldn’t touch that discourse with a thirty nine and a half foot pole. but i am fucking the grinch
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i personally would touch the grinch with a 39 and a half foot pole. i would touch him with my breasts even
August 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i personally would touch the grinch with a 39 and a half foot pole. i would touch him with my breasts even
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the grinch is technically satans fursona no i will not be taking questions at this time thank you
September 7, 2025 at 5:25 AM
the grinch is technically satans fursona no i will not be taking questions at this time thank you
i think i’ve fucked too close to the sun. my penis melted
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i think i’ve fucked too close to the sun. my penis melted
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ah shit sorry guys, I can’t go in. sign says “no outside goop or grink allowed”. y’all have fun tho, I’ll be in the car
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ah shit sorry guys, I can’t go in. sign says “no outside goop or grink allowed”. y’all have fun tho, I’ll be in the car