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Dr. Guy Incognito DDS
@guyincognitodds.bsky.social
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Somehow an ABD U.S. historian. Don't go to grad school.
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guyincognitodds.bsky.social
The scramble to fill her seat would be insane, though.
Panel from Watchmen where Dr. Manhattan vaporizes Rorschach. Text over the Rorschach mist cloud reads "Seth Moulton."
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
guyincognitodds.bsky.social
Yeah, that seems about right.
Who are you in late-parliamentary Egypt? Your Result: Vanguard Wafdist 81% result You are one of the younger, more radical Wafdists. Active in the student movement, you believe the Wafd to be the movement of Egypt's national struggle. However, frustrated by the seniority of the upper cadres, and feeling the pinch of social inequality, you have become convinced of the need for sweeping economic and social reform, and for a more antagonistic stance towards the Palace. You are not a Marxist, but you have read socialist literature with a degree of sympathy. 62% Free Officer 57% Communist 36% Old-Guard Wafdist 32% Young-Egypt Nationalist 23% Radical Ikhwani 19% Muslim Brotherhood Leadership 7% Royalist
November 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM
guyincognitodds.bsky.social
This is all I see.
Screenshot of Judge Doom from Who Framed Roger Rabbit? when he's finally revealed his fucked up sprout of white hair and crazy red cartoon eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Grainy black and white picture of a middle-aged white guy with a 60s crew cut, glasses, and the most rectangular head I've seen in a long time. Caption reads: Dr. Harold Buttram, Blooming Glen, Pa.
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Seriously. [3 lines not declassified] at minimum.
Screenshot of text. Text reads: Students and families from Alpha School Brownsville who spoke to WIRED say younger age groups at the school lacked a dedicated social studies or history curriculum, though older kids learned those subjects. Brownsville parents said they also saw other gaps in their kids’ educations. One parent says that when their son left Alpha as an 8-year-old, he could read words quickly but didn’t comprehend what he was reading. When he enrolled as a third grader at his new school, the parent says, he was writing at a kindergarten level. And when writing by hand, he would get to the end of a line and curve down into the margins, not knowing he was supposed to move to the next line. “All Alpha taught him was read fast, learn your vocabulary, and move on,” the parent says.
October 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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"The U.S....was never...isolationist in a...meaningful sensssssse..."
Yoda on his deathbed in Return of the Jedi, looking all fucked up.
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
guyincognitodds.bsky.social
TFW Hitler saves Germany.
Aerial photograph of part of Berlin in late-1945. The roads are clear, but nearly every building still standing has no roof or windows. Where there aren't buildings, there's just rubble.
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
Screenshot of a text box at the bottom of an old newspaper. Text reads: "SEQUIM" the healthiest place in the world; from statistics compiled by University of Washington."
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Through gentle-but-relentless pressure I convinced the in-laws to extend their accidental meadow patch with 300 sq ft of region-specific native plants (including an ocean of milkweed and at least 2 threatened species). I was briefly tempted to run away with the seed mix bucket.
A big freshly tilled rectangular patch of dry soil seen from one corner. On one side is lawn (gross) and the other side is a scraggly meadow. In the distance is the neighbor's lawn (gross) with a soccer net.
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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All-time greatest line on a campaign website:
Screenshot of text: "He also invented the extreme sport of volcano boarding"
October 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Earl Browder: "They've got this all screwed up"
Lionel Hutz business card meme. Text reads: "Popular Front? No, Deals with Hitler!" The "?" "," and "!" are clearly written on after the fact.
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The real key to peace is two CEOs and two COOs.
Photograph of the statue of the four tetrarchs on the corner of St. Mark's in Venice.
September 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Asclepias incarnata, the better milkweed, growing wild in one of Boston's lesser-known forests.
Asclepias incarnata plant growing out of a cluster of other short plants. The cluster is springing from some large rocks nest to some water. the milkweed's leaves are turning red and it has multiple large seed pods on top of it.
September 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Quoted graph of Voting intention by age, May 2025, now with a hand-drawn line at 33 years old. Line is labelled "lead paint banned."
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
guyincognitodds.bsky.social
I try, but then I spend every day seeing insane shit like this from the 1960s.
Political cartoon. Way, way too many labels. Like if you let Ben Garrison have (more?) meth. At the center you've got a black octopus labelled "Urban Development and Demonstration Cities Acts" with tentacles labelled "Federal Control", "Metro Govt", "Suburban Renewal", and "Forced Integration". The tentacles are grabbing at "Suburban Communities." the octopus is being stabbed by old fashioned fountain pens, with two of them labelled "Your letter" and "Dear Congressman".
September 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Picture of Vo Nguyen Giap standing next to Ho Chi Minh. A speech bubble goes from Giap to the bottom of the image.
September 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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"Sickos" cartoon guy but relabelled "Eco-sickos". Instead of looking in a window, he's peering out from behind a tree. He's dressed like a boomer suburban dad with an REI membership.
September 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Meanwhile, indigenous ways of being:
The Temple of Kukulcan at Chichen Itza, a massive 10-layer step pyramid.
August 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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I don't think that's right. I think maybe the French just aren't trying hard enough. Over the top, boys!
3/4 length photograph of General Pershing in uniform.
August 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Even within a city like Boston, a modest native plant meadow means starting summer days being greeted by what seems like every single native pollinator in the neighborhood. If you're missing your bumble bees, I have them.
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Fishing this out of the recycling, I realized that if we're just making up quotes...
Josh Kraft mailer with his gigantic face to one side. The look on his face is completely inscrutable. Is he sad? Lost? Confused? His eyes have turned black. Behind him, the Boston skyline burns in darkness. The text that originally read '"Here in Boston, WE DON'T LET LUNATICS LIKE DONALD TRUMP PUSH US AROUND" -Josh Kraft' has been gently edited with Sharpie to read '"I LIKE DONALD TRUMP" -Josh Kraft'
August 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Yee-haw, Boston.
Hazard...60 mph wind gusts and quarter size hail. Source... Radar indicated. Impact... Hail damage to vehicles is expected. Expect wind damage to trees and power lines.
July 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Ah, the changing of the seasons: firefly to annual cicada.
Picture of an annual cicada hanging on to the stem of some sweet corn. Right next to the cicada is the husk it recently emerged from.
July 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Jackie Robinson in 1964: "Hey, if the GOP nominates this freak Goldwater, Black Americans are going to abandon the GOP for good."

GOP: *Nominates Goldwater*

Black Americans:
Chart showing Black support for GOP presidential nominees over time starting in 1948. Starts at 20%, peaks at 25% in 1960, plummets to basically zero in 1964, constantly trending downwards towards 2016 where it lands at around 3%. There is an interesting 16% Nixon bump in 1972.
July 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Good morning from the meadow.
Photograph of a native plant meadow. Aside from a small bit of white vinyl fence, the entire frame is filled with leaves and flowers. The flowers are: wild bergamot, black-eyed Susan, swamp milkweed, and mostly hidden are some lanceleaf self-heal.
July 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM