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Robert
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Attorney! Sometimes in Northern Virginia, sometimes in Zürich. he/him
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I just finished the movie, no one get mad at me, I’m still processing it
Kelly-Anne from Red Rooms, wearing headphones
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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Me cheering on my cum to win the race
Men chanting “Cum! Cum!” in Requiem for a Dream
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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@musicologyduck.bsky.social post “Fetterman is signing autographs” squiggly nonsensical signature
November 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Cover of The Machine Stops by EM Forster
November 8, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Twitter Republicans are pissed at Sliwa. But Mamdani is beating Cuomo by ~9% and Sliwa will end up with 7%! Cooooooope cope cope cope cope.
N.Y.C. Mayoral Election Results > Mamdani Dem. 1,022,444 50.4% Cuomo Ind. 844,813 41.6% Sliwa Rep. 144,907 7.1% 89% of votes in Source: Associated Press
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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WAIT! How have I not realized or heard anyone point out that Winsome Earle-Sears has a remarkably similar name to Twin Peaks villain Windom Earle??
Windom Earle, character from the original Twin Peaks
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Chandler Bing:
@mattyglesias tweeting “Can Democrats *be* the party that's obsessed with tax fairness, affordable health care for Americans, and making sure poor kids have food rather than the party that's banning plastic bags and worried that it's racist to teach eighth grade algebra?”
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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I feel relief wash over me in an awesome wave
Muting “Platner” forever on Bluesky
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I’m glad I didn’t watch. I turned it off at 28-0. Saw the reaction from my high school/fantasy football dudes chat. Poor dude. Here’s my son meeting JD. Timeline cleanse :)
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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I took this overly serious sexy bathroom selfie kind of as a joke but I didn’t realize how bad my face droop is sometimes! It’s usually more pronounced when I smile :-/ I never really figured out if it was from the drügs but the timing lines up. Don’t do c’caine, kids.
Unshaven, unshowered 43yo white man, dark blue shirt, left hand on door frame. Black and white door and tiled shower in background.
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Kendrick strutting like a peacock at the Super Bowl
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I go Zürich for such work about 7 days a month and I always bring two of these bad boys for every day that I’m there
Me in my corporate getup holding my beloved Rockstar Recovery Orange
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I think about this tweet all the time.
https://x.com/David_Cameron/status/595112367358406656
October 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Rob’s statement is demonstrably false (childhood mortality in the US went from 26 per 1000 live births in 1970 to 7 in 2020), but also why did the rate spike 1870-1880? There was a major recession (probably biggest pre-1929), but I’m curious if that’s the full explanation.
US childhood mortality rate (under age 5) shown every 5 years since 1800. Fairly steady decline the whole time except 1870 to 1880 when it went from 316.5 per 1000 to 347.49. https://www.statista.com/statistics/1041693/united-states-all-time-child-mortality-rate/
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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As the Platner hit keep coming, many people are asking
Uncle Joey’s woodchuck puppet whose catchphrase is “Did someone say…wood?”
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Meme where women are huddled around a phone laughing, with text “AHAHAHAH HOW ARE YOU THAT SMALL”
October 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Ralph from the Simpsons hallucinating a leprechaun on his shoulder saying “You’ve done grand, laddy! Now ya know what ya have to do! Burn the house down! Burn ‘em all!”
October 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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My brother and aunt :)
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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“into” Camp Pendleton? 🤔 Reminds me of Heart of Darkness, “firing into a continent.”
Quote from the book, with “firing into a continent” highlighted: "A slight clinking behind me made me turn my head. Six black men advanced in a file, toiling up the path. They walked erect and slow, balancing small baskets full of earth on their heads, and the clink kept time with their footsteps. Black rags were wound round their loins, and the short ends behind waggled to and fro like tails. I could see every rib, the joints of their limbs were like knots in a rope; each had an iron collar on his neck, and all were connected together with a chain whose bights swung between them, rhythmically clinking. Another report from the cliff made me think suddenly of that ship of war I had seen firing into a continent. It was the same kind of ominous voice; but these men could by no stretch of imagination be called enemies. They were called criminals, and the outraged law, like the bursting shells, had come to them, an insoluble mystery from the sea. All their meagre breasts panted together, the violently dilated nostrils quivered, the eyes stared stonily uphill. They passed me within six inches, without a glance, with that complete, deathlike indifference of unhappy savages. Behind this raw matter one of the reclaimed, the product of the new forces at work, strolled despondently, carrying
October 16, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Drawing of giant bug in bed a la The Metamorphosis with boss on the phone saying, “Hey dude that Sounds rough but I still need you to Come in since we're already understaffed.” Madeline Horwath IG post, signed “Mads” so likely drawn by her.
October 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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I liked his turn as the joker.
October 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I have received two different text messages this afternoon from Janet Mills asking for money, each of which contain different photos from the same shoot. Disqualifying.
Standard politician pleading for money shit. Mills is in a stable in a tan blazer and blue shirt that make her appear professorial, but approachable. Maybe just got off a horse, maybe going apple picking on a retreat for C-suite executives. Similar standard politician pleading for money shit. Mills is in the same stable and same outfit, leaning against a doorway with arms folded. She means business, but she’s also maybe your aunt.
October 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I can haz beta blocker?
Grey cat smelling a single Propranolol pill, on a wood and glass desk that is messy
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Outstanding. The tone reminds me of this all-time great interaction:
October 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM