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Guru M.
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The time has come. Access to a loaded firearm is ideal. Place muzzle (hole of gun) upwards to roof of mouth. Thank you.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
I clearly deserve one.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The same shit happens every day: either I majorly fuck up, my father goes ballistic at me, bad world events happen, or all of the above. It's so exhausting that I sleep through entire days, sometimes not even getting up for the bare necessities.

It makes me wonder why I haven't taken a buIIet yet.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Sorry... I was already extremely angry in the moment and wasn't thinking. That's not an excuse, I know but...

I really am sorry. Please forgive me. The post is gone now.
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is this user related to Turbo-T-09-II?
December 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
興味深い事実があります…アメリカ版のこのゲームのHP変換率は低いです。1回の攻撃でHPは1枚のコインに変わるだけです。

しかし、動画のハートブロックはアメリカ版には登場しません。
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Aww, kitty!
I just hope that's enough litter for its poor bladder...

ああ、キティ!
あの可哀想な膀胱には、これで十分な砂が出るといいけど…
December 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I AM AT MY FUCKING BREAKING POINT!!!! ALL OF THESE CUNTS, BASTARDS AND MEGALOMANIACS ARE RUINING THE WORLD FOR ALL OF US. AND THEY DON'T CARE! WHY WOULD THEY??? ALL THAT MATTERS TO THEM IS 𝘔𝘖𝘕𝘌𝘠!!

SERIOUSLY, THE WORLD WOULD'VE BEEN A BETTER PLACE IF THAT GUY DIDN'T MISS. But "A" for effort I guess…
December 15, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I remember actually doing that at one point... Kinda.

I didn't have any that fit mine, so I created one out of a sheet of paper. It actually worked.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Reposted by Guru M.
people don't want an agentic os they want to do this
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Update: is Wire trying to swim? It wasn't my first guess because that's not exactly a swimming diaper.
December 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I'm confused. What is Wire doing that's bad?
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Now I'm wondering what would happen if karma caught up with her, if you know what I mean
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It's interesting to see a dynamic like this. Most people just draw the art and that's that - adding context makes them more interesting.
December 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Guru M.
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December 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I mean, that's partially on Susie, too. She should've been checking Kris a lot more often, or at least considered doubling up.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I wish only the very best for her!
December 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
You could think of it like a heavy object being placed inside of a drawstring bag. The weight of everything you're carrying is normally distributed more evenly as you carry it, but if you pick it up only by the top, it'll sag in the same manner.

(Also, aren't diapers designed to sag like this?)
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM