Guru M.
@guru-medication.bsky.social
The time has come. Access to a loaded firearm is ideal. Place muzzle (hole of gun) upwards to roof of mouth. Thank you.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
DOB 2001/11/30
stress bedwetter, so funny absorbent brief content. if you are under 18 then please go back into the mines until you are.
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Guru M.
@guru-medication.bsky.social
· Feb 22
My wholesome art Hall of Fame:
Any art piece that makes me feel particularly warm and fuzzy inside will earn a post in this thread.
Any art piece that makes me feel particularly warm and fuzzy inside will earn a post in this thread.
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Rant time! So, internet age verification has officially taken effect in AustraIia. And this is incredibly disheartening.
We're officially fucked at this point. Other countries are starting to follow in their footsteps, and soon, the entire internet will require our private information worldwide.
Rant time! So, internet age verification has officially taken effect in AustraIia. And this is incredibly disheartening.
We're officially fucked at this point. Other countries are starting to follow in their footsteps, and soon, the entire internet will require our private information worldwide.
December 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Rant time! So, internet age verification has officially taken effect in AustraIia. And this is incredibly disheartening.
We're officially fucked at this point. Other countries are starting to follow in their footsteps, and soon, the entire internet will require our private information worldwide.
Rant time! So, internet age verification has officially taken effect in AustraIia. And this is incredibly disheartening.
We're officially fucked at this point. Other countries are starting to follow in their footsteps, and soon, the entire internet will require our private information worldwide.
I hate this world. Why do all of these cunts have to ruin it for us?
In any event, please help out a fellow birdy. I'm already waist deep in bills as it is, so I can't help...
I'm extremely sorry.
In any event, please help out a fellow birdy. I'm already waist deep in bills as it is, so I can't help...
I'm extremely sorry.
Bus company has not gotten back to me. My stuff is for sure gone. A lot of it is irreplaceable but I could use some help with replacing the normal stuff.
ko-fi.com/busterbirdie
I lost all my pacis, a large chunk of clothes and my falcon onesie :<
Any help is appreciated
ko-fi.com/busterbirdie
I lost all my pacis, a large chunk of clothes and my falcon onesie :<
Any help is appreciated
Support BusterBirdie
Support BusterBirdie
ko-fi.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I hate this world. Why do all of these cunts have to ruin it for us?
In any event, please help out a fellow birdy. I'm already waist deep in bills as it is, so I can't help...
I'm extremely sorry.
In any event, please help out a fellow birdy. I'm already waist deep in bills as it is, so I can't help...
I'm extremely sorry.
I'm seriously thinking of going into hiding soon. Maybe even running my own homebrew Internet network for only my friends and I to talk on and use.
Yes, I'm being serious. And yes, I know how to do it. At this point, I'm seriously willing to do ANYTHING to keep these bastards away.
Yes, I'm being serious. And yes, I know how to do it. At this point, I'm seriously willing to do ANYTHING to keep these bastards away.
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
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The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
December 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I'm seriously thinking of going into hiding soon. Maybe even running my own homebrew Internet network for only my friends and I to talk on and use.
Yes, I'm being serious. And yes, I know how to do it. At this point, I'm seriously willing to do ANYTHING to keep these bastards away.
Yes, I'm being serious. And yes, I know how to do it. At this point, I'm seriously willing to do ANYTHING to keep these bastards away.
LOOK AT ALL OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!! ALL OF YOU THAT VOTED FOR THAT LUNATIC TRUMP!!! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!? DO YOU CARE!?
I FUCKING HATE AND LOATHE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GODDAMN VEGETABLES WHO HAD THE BALLS TO VOTE FOR HIM. HE WAS A PROVEN THIRTY-FOUR TIME FELON.
*HOW DO YOU IGNORE THAT!?!?*
I FUCKING HATE AND LOATHE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GODDAMN VEGETABLES WHO HAD THE BALLS TO VOTE FOR HIM. HE WAS A PROVEN THIRTY-FOUR TIME FELON.
*HOW DO YOU IGNORE THAT!?!?*
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
December 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
LOOK AT ALL OF YOU FUCKING CUNTS!!! ALL OF YOU THAT VOTED FOR THAT LUNATIC TRUMP!!! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!? DO YOU CARE!?
I FUCKING HATE AND LOATHE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GODDAMN VEGETABLES WHO HAD THE BALLS TO VOTE FOR HIM. HE WAS A PROVEN THIRTY-FOUR TIME FELON.
*HOW DO YOU IGNORE THAT!?!?*
I FUCKING HATE AND LOATHE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU GODDAMN VEGETABLES WHO HAD THE BALLS TO VOTE FOR HIM. HE WAS A PROVEN THIRTY-FOUR TIME FELON.
*HOW DO YOU IGNORE THAT!?!?*
Reposted by Guru M.
I'd like to giveaway a FREE pack of pamps on each platform to those that Repost & Like this post within the next 48hrs!
Thank you all for making my year so special! Happy Holidays!
Thank you all for making my year so special! Happy Holidays!
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'd like to giveaway a FREE pack of pamps on each platform to those that Repost & Like this post within the next 48hrs!
Thank you all for making my year so special! Happy Holidays!
Thank you all for making my year so special! Happy Holidays!
I'd rather look at a real hog's warts.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I'd rather look at a real hog's warts.
Reposted by Guru M.
👏Do. 👏Not. 👏Play. 👏This. 👏Game.
If you play this game, consider yourself dead to me.
If you play this game, leave the lgbtq+ community, burn your pride gear. There is no irony play of this game.
You play this game you're a collaborator to the hate and violence and traitor to the lgbtq+ community.
If you play this game, consider yourself dead to me.
If you play this game, leave the lgbtq+ community, burn your pride gear. There is no irony play of this game.
You play this game you're a collaborator to the hate and violence and traitor to the lgbtq+ community.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
👏Do. 👏Not. 👏Play. 👏This. 👏Game.
If you play this game, consider yourself dead to me.
If you play this game, leave the lgbtq+ community, burn your pride gear. There is no irony play of this game.
You play this game you're a collaborator to the hate and violence and traitor to the lgbtq+ community.
If you play this game, consider yourself dead to me.
If you play this game, leave the lgbtq+ community, burn your pride gear. There is no irony play of this game.
You play this game you're a collaborator to the hate and violence and traitor to the lgbtq+ community.
Please help a fellow 'vee out.
I still need around $240 to have the $300 I need for rent this month
if you are interested in a commission slot, please DM me~
if you are interested in a commission slot, please DM me~
hello everyone
I will keeping commissions open indefinitely until further notice, please DM me if you're interested in claiming a slot~
I will keeping commissions open indefinitely until further notice, please DM me if you're interested in claiming a slot~
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Please help a fellow 'vee out.
I already fucking hate Arnerica, and this just gives me another reason to. I'm seriously considering just signing off of the Internet. Forever.
Anyway, please support this fund, assuming gofuckme doesn't take it down. I'd chip in, but my money needs to go towards paying steadily increasing bills.
Anyway, please support this fund, assuming gofuckme doesn't take it down. I'd chip in, but my money needs to go towards paying steadily increasing bills.
Good morning, everyone!
A friend of mine has been arrested after a repair technician falsely reported her saved stash of ABDL Media as images of child abuse.
Legal fees are going to be an extreme pain and she can use all the support, financial and emotional, that she can get.
gofund.me/50ca6b0e4
A friend of mine has been arrested after a repair technician falsely reported her saved stash of ABDL Media as images of child abuse.
Legal fees are going to be an extreme pain and she can use all the support, financial and emotional, that she can get.
gofund.me/50ca6b0e4
Donate to Support Ahra's Legal Defense Fund, organized by Victoria Willis
Our friend and loved one, who you may know as Ahra, ElAhrairah. Lexxy, or Bunny, is … Victoria Willis needs your support for Support Ahra's Legal Defense Fund
www.gofundme.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I already fucking hate Arnerica, and this just gives me another reason to. I'm seriously considering just signing off of the Internet. Forever.
Anyway, please support this fund, assuming gofuckme doesn't take it down. I'd chip in, but my money needs to go towards paying steadily increasing bills.
Anyway, please support this fund, assuming gofuckme doesn't take it down. I'd chip in, but my money needs to go towards paying steadily increasing bills.
"If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling."
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
"If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling."
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Does this count...? (Credit: smolskeenie)
Reposted by Guru M.
Back to the Future, Part II (1989)
January 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Back to the Future, Part II (1989)
I don't understand what even promoted this... Is someone using him in a bad way?
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don't understand what even promoted this... Is someone using him in a bad way?
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
Maybe I've been living under a rock, but then again, maybe it's one worth living under. The last thing I'd want to see is nsfw of such a beloved mascot.
Reposted by Guru M.
Reposted by Guru M.
PSA:
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
December 6, 2025 at 5:30 AM
PSA:
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
One of our friends just got arrested for ABDL art on her computer after dropping off her device at a repair shop.
Please please please be careful, it's getting scary out here.
Reposted by Guru M.
pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
pals you gotta quit spotify
Unfortunately not everyone gets the hint and keeps using Twitter, even as their only source of contact
DELETE YOUR TWITTER ALREADY. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES. YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT IS MOSTLY BOTS ANYWAY
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Unfortunately not everyone gets the hint and keeps using Twitter, even as their only source of contact
Reposted by Guru M.
DELETE YOUR TWITTER ALREADY. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES. YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT IS MOSTLY BOTS ANYWAY
it should probably be a bigger story that the richest man on earth and leading Republican is a fucking Nazi
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
media needs to stop beating around the bush. this is Nazi shit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
DELETE YOUR TWITTER ALREADY. THERE ARE NO MORE EXCUSES. YOUR FOLLOWER COUNT IS MOSTLY BOTS ANYWAY
O… kay? Bluesky seems to have forgotten about the age verification thing and let me see my DMs again... Hopefully this wasn't a fluke.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
O… kay? Bluesky seems to have forgotten about the age verification thing and let me see my DMs again... Hopefully this wasn't a fluke.
I have mixed feelings about this...
December 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I have mixed feelings about this...
Please block ©rainydayszart,bsky,social right now. He recently posted "cub artwork" depicting his character with inappropriate body parts.
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Please block ©rainydayszart,bsky,social right now. He recently posted "cub artwork" depicting his character with inappropriate body parts.
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
It's also in his telegram channel for everyone to see, which isn't exactly good...
Reposted by Guru M.
The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
I'm not afraid to speak my goddamn mind. And my mind says that this entire situation is BULLSHIT. NONE OF THESE FUCKING BOLLOCKS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU PARENTS ACTUALLY DID YOUR GODDAMN JOBS!!! BUT NO, YOU'RE TOO BUSY HUFFING JUUL PODS AND BUYING DUMB SHIT LIKE "LABUBUS". MEANWHILE, YOUR CHILD (⅓)
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm not afraid to speak my goddamn mind. And my mind says that this entire situation is BULLSHIT. NONE OF THESE FUCKING BOLLOCKS WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF YOU PARENTS ACTUALLY DID YOUR GODDAMN JOBS!!! BUT NO, YOU'RE TOO BUSY HUFFING JUUL PODS AND BUYING DUMB SHIT LIKE "LABUBUS". MEANWHILE, YOUR CHILD (⅓)
HEY! If any of you people sent me a DM, I won't be able to read it. These fucking CUNTS have the audacity to ask for my goddamn ID. I'm not giving some random-ass company my ID, especially not one founded in 2025. No chance.
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
HEY! If any of you people sent me a DM, I won't be able to read it. These fucking CUNTS have the audacity to ask for my goddamn ID. I'm not giving some random-ass company my ID, especially not one founded in 2025. No chance.
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
Awaiting replies from
@fetsuneo.bsky.social and @fairyfudge.bsky.social
I'm back, but not active. I'm really just here because some people can't communicate outside of blue sky
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I'm back, but not active. I'm really just here because some people can't communicate outside of blue sky
8 hours until I delete my account. Hurry and save the things you want from here, because they will be gone after that.
October 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
8 hours until I delete my account. Hurry and save the things you want from here, because they will be gone after that.