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Guiness Pig
@guinesspig.bsky.social
Comedian & writer with Long Covid
*Posts are for humor & entertainment*

I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io

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October 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Elizabeth Warren’s vibe is like “call me Pocahontas again, motherfucker, I got nicknames too.”

I’m sure it was just a slip of the tongue 😂
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Hey look it’s the Portland Antifa Frog making off with a billionaire’s yacht
October 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You gonna use a potholder forever?

Stop living in fear LOL
October 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Going to turn this into a ringtone for when my MAGA family members call
September 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM