Guiness Pig
@guinesspig.bsky.social
Comedian & writer with Long Covid
*Posts are for humor & entertainment*
I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io
Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
*Posts are for humor & entertainment*
I write #MaskholeClapbacks jokes & essays for the Covid-Cautious community at guinesspig.ghost.io
Read Wayside: A serial novel for free at: tinyurl.com/wayside-novel
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@guinesspig.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Owl: WHO
Me: lied
Owl: Yeah they did, those motherfuckers
Me: lied
Owl: Yeah they did, those motherfuckers
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🧵You’re invited to the 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas – a series of free virtual events designed to bring Covid Conscious folks together for the holidays for celebration, connection, and community!
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
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Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
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November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🧵You’re invited to the 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas – a series of free virtual events designed to bring Covid Conscious folks together for the holidays for celebration, connection, and community!
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
(1/9)
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
(1/9)
🧵You’re invited to the 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas – a series of free virtual events designed to bring Covid Conscious folks together for the holidays for celebration, connection, and community!
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
(1/9)
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
(1/9)
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
🧵You’re invited to the 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas – a series of free virtual events designed to bring Covid Conscious folks together for the holidays for celebration, connection, and community!
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
(1/9)
Link in 2nd post, additional details about each event in rest of thread!
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer was a black sheep because of something on his face that stood out. So when people give you a hard time over the mask on your face, just remember that Rudolph saved Christmas and you’re a badass motherfucker too, out there saving lives and shit. 😷❤️
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer was a black sheep because of something on his face that stood out. So when people give you a hard time over the mask on your face, just remember that Rudolph saved Christmas and you’re a badass motherfucker too, out there saving lives and shit. 😷❤️
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Wayside: A Serial Novel for the Covid Conscious Community, Episode 19
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Wayside: A Serial Novel - Episode 19
This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a ...
guinesspig.ghost.io
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wayside: A Serial Novel for the Covid Conscious Community, Episode 19
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Wayside: A Serial Novel for the Covid Conscious Community, Episode 19
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Wayside: A Serial Novel - Episode 19
This is a work of fiction. Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this book are either the product of the author's imagination or used in a ...
guinesspig.ghost.io
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wayside: A Serial Novel for the Covid Conscious Community, Episode 19
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
Next of Kin
A younger Ben and Kevin take a break from college life for a weekend trip to Vegas. Shortly after arriving, Ben meets someone who will change the course of his life.
guinesspig.ghost.io/wayside-a-se...
I tried to take a pic of the aurora borealis but caught a shooting star instead.
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I tried to take a pic of the aurora borealis but caught a shooting star instead.
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
Here’s your chance.
Make a wish, y’all. 😉
(Don’t say it out loud either, we can’t fuck this up, guys)
The 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas are coming!
Wayside: Episode 19 is posted as well for those who are reading along.
Details in link in 1st comment. :)
Wayside: Episode 19 is posted as well for those who are reading along.
Details in link in 1st comment. :)
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The 12 Days of Covid Consciousmas are coming!
Wayside: Episode 19 is posted as well for those who are reading along.
Details in link in 1st comment. :)
Wayside: Episode 19 is posted as well for those who are reading along.
Details in link in 1st comment. :)
This is beyond fucked up.
And to this date, more than 4,000 human beings detained by 🧊have vanished without a trace.
We cannot allow this to continue.
And to this date, more than 4,000 human beings detained by 🧊have vanished without a trace.
We cannot allow this to continue.
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is beyond fucked up.
And to this date, more than 4,000 human beings detained by 🧊have vanished without a trace.
We cannot allow this to continue.
And to this date, more than 4,000 human beings detained by 🧊have vanished without a trace.
We cannot allow this to continue.
H5N1 is making headlines again. When back-to-normal folks ask me what I think about it, here’s what I have to say.
Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1...
guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...
Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1...
guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...
Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1...
Dear friend who is worried about H5N1,
You’re certainly not alone. I’m worried about H5N1 too. By now you’ve probably heard about it on the news or in your social media feed. You’ve seen videos of co...
guinesspig.ghost.io
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
H5N1 is making headlines again. When back-to-normal folks ask me what I think about it, here’s what I have to say.
Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1...
guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...
Dear Friend Who is Worried About H5N1...
guinesspig.ghost.io/dear-friend-...
Good day to find out what your fortune is!
November 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Good day to find out what your fortune is!
💀💀💀
Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
💀💀💀
Holidays can be especially hard for Covid Conscious folks. Let's make this year different.
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
November 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Holidays can be especially hard for Covid Conscious folks. Let's make this year different.
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
12 Days of Covid Consciousmas -a holiday season of our own- is coming your way!
Crafting, game nights, movies, comedy, and more are in the works! Details in graphic below. Stay tuned!
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In the US, employees are encouraged to WFH (work from hospital)
October 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
In the US, employees are encouraged to WFH (work from hospital)
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Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe
Halloween is fast approaching.
Everyone, everywhere, is sipping pumpkin spice lattes, carving jack o’lanterns, bingeing on fun size candy (gone in one bite, what’s fun about that?) and buying up the ...
guinesspig.ghost.io
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
It’s rumored the veil between the living and the dead is thinnest this evening.
I hope it’s true.
I believe in ghosts.
“Voices down an empty hall
Blackbird at my window
I believe it’s you when warm winds blow
‘Cause I believe in ghosts.” -Rachel Stump
youtu.be/NQY18rLOk2k
I hope it’s true.
I believe in ghosts.
“Voices down an empty hall
Blackbird at my window
I believe it’s you when warm winds blow
‘Cause I believe in ghosts.” -Rachel Stump
youtu.be/NQY18rLOk2k
Ghosts by Danny Flanigan and Rachel Stump
YouTube video by Rachel Stump
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It’s rumored the veil between the living and the dead is thinnest this evening.
I hope it’s true.
I believe in ghosts.
“Voices down an empty hall
Blackbird at my window
I believe it’s you when warm winds blow
‘Cause I believe in ghosts.” -Rachel Stump
youtu.be/NQY18rLOk2k
I hope it’s true.
I believe in ghosts.
“Voices down an empty hall
Blackbird at my window
I believe it’s you when warm winds blow
‘Cause I believe in ghosts.” -Rachel Stump
youtu.be/NQY18rLOk2k
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More than 700 experts and supporters have signed this call urging WHO to make N95/FFP2-3 respirators the global healthcare standard.
Surgical masks are not enough.
Anyone can sign: tinyurl.com/RespiratorsN...
#RespiratorsNotSurgicals
Surgical masks are not enough.
Anyone can sign: tinyurl.com/RespiratorsN...
#RespiratorsNotSurgicals
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
More than 700 experts and supporters have signed this call urging WHO to make N95/FFP2-3 respirators the global healthcare standard.
Surgical masks are not enough.
Anyone can sign: tinyurl.com/RespiratorsN...
#RespiratorsNotSurgicals
Surgical masks are not enough.
Anyone can sign: tinyurl.com/RespiratorsN...
#RespiratorsNotSurgicals
Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe
Halloween is fast approaching.
Everyone, everywhere, is sipping pumpkin spice lattes, carving jack o’lanterns, bingeing on fun size candy (gone in one bite, what’s fun about that?) and buying up the ...
guinesspig.ghost.io
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Halloween Magic: How an Ancient Tradition Reminds Us That Yes, People Will Mask to Feel Safe
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
guinesspig.ghost.io/halloween-ma...
Stranger: Why you wearing a mask
Me: Six seven
Stranger: LOL that doesn’t mean anything
Me: Number of years since this pandemic began? Six, and seven million are dead worldwide
Stranger: What
Me: I think the real question here is why are YOU *NOT* wearing a mask
Me: Six seven
Stranger: LOL that doesn’t mean anything
Me: Number of years since this pandemic began? Six, and seven million are dead worldwide
Stranger: What
Me: I think the real question here is why are YOU *NOT* wearing a mask
a man with his arms outstretched is surrounded by red cones that say ' 6-7 referenced '
Alt: a man with his arms outstretched is surrounded by red cones that say ' 6-7 referenced '
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October 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Stranger: Why you wearing a mask
Me: Six seven
Stranger: LOL that doesn’t mean anything
Me: Number of years since this pandemic began? Six, and seven million are dead worldwide
Stranger: What
Me: I think the real question here is why are YOU *NOT* wearing a mask
Me: Six seven
Stranger: LOL that doesn’t mean anything
Me: Number of years since this pandemic began? Six, and seven million are dead worldwide
Stranger: What
Me: I think the real question here is why are YOU *NOT* wearing a mask
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Hey, y'all! I'm offering online enrichment classes again. No age limit -- kids or adults, you're all welcome. Classes are $25 each, but please don't let cost keep you learning cool things with me. It's available for everyone. Let's talk!
eeenrichment.wordpress.com
eeenrichment.wordpress.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hey, y'all! I'm offering online enrichment classes again. No age limit -- kids or adults, you're all welcome. Classes are $25 each, but please don't let cost keep you learning cool things with me. It's available for everyone. Let's talk!
eeenrichment.wordpress.com
eeenrichment.wordpress.com
Trick-or-treating arose from giving ‘soul cakes’ to the poor who knocked on doors on All Hallows Eve.
Maybe we should leave out canned goods along with the candy on Halloween this year since families will literally go hungry the day after.
Some traditions stick around for a reason.
Maybe we should leave out canned goods along with the candy on Halloween this year since families will literally go hungry the day after.
Some traditions stick around for a reason.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Trick-or-treating arose from giving ‘soul cakes’ to the poor who knocked on doors on All Hallows Eve.
Maybe we should leave out canned goods along with the candy on Halloween this year since families will literally go hungry the day after.
Some traditions stick around for a reason.
Maybe we should leave out canned goods along with the candy on Halloween this year since families will literally go hungry the day after.
Some traditions stick around for a reason.
I mean yeah getting tear gassed is torture but have you ever been on a timeshare tour
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I mean yeah getting tear gassed is torture but have you ever been on a timeshare tour
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🧵Most people have a very poor understanding of source control.
Want to help them gain a better grasp of it? Go to work or school or a hospital or any other place you have to be that doesn't have universal masking in place.
Then take a shit on the floor. (1/10)
Want to help them gain a better grasp of it? Go to work or school or a hospital or any other place you have to be that doesn't have universal masking in place.
Then take a shit on the floor. (1/10)
October 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
🧵Most people have a very poor understanding of source control.
Want to help them gain a better grasp of it? Go to work or school or a hospital or any other place you have to be that doesn't have universal masking in place.
Then take a shit on the floor. (1/10)
Want to help them gain a better grasp of it? Go to work or school or a hospital or any other place you have to be that doesn't have universal masking in place.
Then take a shit on the floor. (1/10)
Stop what you’re doing and read this💡
A hard truth is that the search for artificial general intelligence as a commercial tool is fundamentally a reproduction of slavery. Not because computers are people or anything so silly, but because of the impetus: To acquire the products of humanity without the need for a human to consent.
October 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Stop what you’re doing and read this💡