Brenna
@guessitsbrenna.bsky.social
Mid 20’s with a mid personality
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we will die 🥂
Exmormon 🎉, Virgo ♍️ , paraprofessional ✏️
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we will die 🥂
Exmormon 🎉, Virgo ♍️ , paraprofessional ✏️
Oh no I’ve opened Wattpad again
February 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh no I’ve opened Wattpad again
I’m a simple woman. When I watch a movie, I immediately imagine myself in the plot
December 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I’m a simple woman. When I watch a movie, I immediately imagine myself in the plot
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Mormon doctrine is a lot like Mormon underwear: bland, uncomfortable, and despite the promises, it offers none of the protection it claims to.
December 15, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Mormon doctrine is a lot like Mormon underwear: bland, uncomfortable, and despite the promises, it offers none of the protection it claims to.
I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY BECOME IMPORTANT AT WORK AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
December 10, 2024 at 2:59 AM
I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY BECOME IMPORTANT AT WORK AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
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It is hilarious to me that a church that claims to have 15 men w/ special access God, billions in the bank, & a massive vault of historical data...and yet all of the "ANSWERS" (not just info) to the most problematic issues come almost exclusively from 20/30-somethings on YouTube hobby apologists
December 4, 2024 at 3:36 AM
It is hilarious to me that a church that claims to have 15 men w/ special access God, billions in the bank, & a massive vault of historical data...and yet all of the "ANSWERS" (not just info) to the most problematic issues come almost exclusively from 20/30-somethings on YouTube hobby apologists
Second graders are annoying the absolute shit out of me today
December 2, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Second graders are annoying the absolute shit out of me today
I wish I could support a small local bookstore, but I live in the south so the only small bookstores are Christian bookstores.
I am not Christian.
So unfortunately I must support big ones 😭
I am not Christian.
So unfortunately I must support big ones 😭
December 1, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I wish I could support a small local bookstore, but I live in the south so the only small bookstores are Christian bookstores.
I am not Christian.
So unfortunately I must support big ones 😭
I am not Christian.
So unfortunately I must support big ones 😭
Forgot I drunkenly ordered a box set of Lord of the Rings books last night lol
November 29, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Forgot I drunkenly ordered a box set of Lord of the Rings books last night lol
My mom and I were in a car accident (everyone is fine) and boy am I going to be sore tomorrow
November 28, 2024 at 7:44 AM
My mom and I were in a car accident (everyone is fine) and boy am I going to be sore tomorrow
Someone on tiktok told a girl with schizophrenia to “just say Jesus’s name and the hallucinations will go away”
I AM SO TIRED OF YALL SHUT UPPPPPP
I AM SO TIRED OF YALL SHUT UPPPPPP
November 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Someone on tiktok told a girl with schizophrenia to “just say Jesus’s name and the hallucinations will go away”
I AM SO TIRED OF YALL SHUT UPPPPPP
I AM SO TIRED OF YALL SHUT UPPPPPP
I had a dream that I got bangs and they were super cute. Hurry, everyone tell me it’s a stupid idea before I do it irl!!!!!
November 27, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I had a dream that I got bangs and they were super cute. Hurry, everyone tell me it’s a stupid idea before I do it irl!!!!!
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grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
November 24, 2024 at 9:48 PM
grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree
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You CAN trust the Mormon Church to:
-Ask for 10% of your income.
-Change doctrine when public pressure mounts.
-Prioritize image over transparency.
But you CAN’T trust it to:
-Report if your child has been abused.
-Use your tithes to help the poor.
-Be honest about its history.
-Ask for 10% of your income.
-Change doctrine when public pressure mounts.
-Prioritize image over transparency.
But you CAN’T trust it to:
-Report if your child has been abused.
-Use your tithes to help the poor.
-Be honest about its history.
November 24, 2024 at 3:14 PM
You CAN trust the Mormon Church to:
-Ask for 10% of your income.
-Change doctrine when public pressure mounts.
-Prioritize image over transparency.
But you CAN’T trust it to:
-Report if your child has been abused.
-Use your tithes to help the poor.
-Be honest about its history.
-Ask for 10% of your income.
-Change doctrine when public pressure mounts.
-Prioritize image over transparency.
But you CAN’T trust it to:
-Report if your child has been abused.
-Use your tithes to help the poor.
-Be honest about its history.
I accidentally told a coworker some gossip I shouldn’t have told and now I’m stressinggggg
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 AM
I accidentally told a coworker some gossip I shouldn’t have told and now I’m stressinggggg
I hate when I ask for a book recommendation and someone says some pretentious ass shit. Your favorite book is NOT the bible please be fr
November 21, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I hate when I ask for a book recommendation and someone says some pretentious ass shit. Your favorite book is NOT the bible please be fr
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What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
November 20, 2024 at 8:45 PM
What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it
Just watched a kid jump and body slam into a wall because he “wanted to feel something”. He’s 9.
November 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Just watched a kid jump and body slam into a wall because he “wanted to feel something”. He’s 9.
Just saw a post of someone saying they wish they had been a teenager in 2014 and I straight up vomited
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Just saw a post of someone saying they wish they had been a teenager in 2014 and I straight up vomited
With Wicked coming out, I want to talk about my personal favorite Wizard of Oz movie: Oz the Great and Powerful
November 19, 2024 at 5:15 AM
With Wicked coming out, I want to talk about my personal favorite Wizard of Oz movie: Oz the Great and Powerful
I’m a reader, of course I’m absolutely broke from all the books I just bought
November 18, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I’m a reader, of course I’m absolutely broke from all the books I just bought
People who are rude to servers need to be hit with a chair
November 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
People who are rude to servers need to be hit with a chair
Not many people I know have this app, so I might use this place to talk absolute shit about everything and everyone
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Not many people I know have this app, so I might use this place to talk absolute shit about everything and everyone
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Vaccines do not cause autism.
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Vaccines do not cause autism.
My favorite thing so far is that there’s entire lists of magas and you can block every single one of them
November 17, 2024 at 4:48 PM
My favorite thing so far is that there’s entire lists of magas and you can block every single one of them