Mormon Satan
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Mormon Satan
@mormonsatan.com
· Nov 17
I focus my criticisms on doctrines, ideas, practices, and leaders—not on members. I understand that many prefer not to have their beliefs or leaders criticized. If that’s you, there’s no shame in blocking my account. I wish you well.
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Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.
July 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Who could have guessed that advances in science coupled with the Internet would make it so easy for people to verify the church’s truth claims? Thank you @mormonsatan.com for confounding the profits, um prophets.
It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. act.betterutah.org/sign/its-tim...
It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign.
We are calling upon Senator Lee to resign from office for his cruel and divisive actions after the murder of MN Representative Hortman and her spouse, as well as the attack on Senator Hoffman and his ...
act.betterutah.org
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It's Time For Mike Lee To Resign. act.betterutah.org/sign/its-tim...
I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.
May 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I heard Cultch decided to repent of his evil ways. I'll miss you and your content buddy. Hit me up on your alt if you have one.
Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.
May 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Prophets are human, they're allowed mistakes!" says the same church that blames your failed blessings on your own infallibility.
Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
When Did Humans ACTUALLY Get to the Americas?
YouTube video by SciShow
www.youtube.com
May 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Unfortunately, Book of Mormon Theory didn't make the cut.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fs53...
Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.
May 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Wow! This might be the most honest the Mormon church has ever been.
Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians?
Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
May 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Is Russell M. Nelson a prophet for the poor and oppressed people of the world, or just for wealthy business owners and first world politicians?
Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
Because his priorities are pretty damn clear.
Can You Trust The Mormon Church?
May 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Can You Trust The Mormon Church?
In the Mormon Church, men get to decide what women say.
May 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
In the Mormon Church, men get to decide what women say.
Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.
May 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Twelve elderly Utah CEOs with dementia claim to speak for God, but can’t answer basic questions about Church finances, abuse coverups, or doctrine.
It’s Mother’s Day!
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.
May 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It’s Mother’s Day!
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.
Be sure to pray to your Heavenly Father.
Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church.
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....
May 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Obedience is the first law of the Mormon Church.
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....
And the second.
And the third.
And the fourth....
Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?
May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Why would God give you a brain and then punish you for using it?
In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.
May 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In Mormonism, a 30-year-old bucket of wheat is considered less expired than a 22-year-old unmarried woman.
If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.
May 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If the Mormon Church is politically neutral, then I’m a modestly dressed Relief Society president with a Starbucks habit.
A true church would lead the world in moral clarity.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
May 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A true church would lead the world in moral clarity.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
The Mormon Church must be dragged kicking and screaming decades behind everybody else.
If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused,
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.
If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.
The whole thing is just sickening.
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.
If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.
The whole thing is just sickening.
May 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If a child tells a bishop they’ve been sexually abused,
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.
If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.
The whole thing is just sickening.
the bishop is trained to call Mormon lawyers rather than the cops.
If that child ever speaks out, the church will call them an apostate.
The whole thing is just sickening.
Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.
April 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Presenting facts to someone who can’t tell the difference between fact and fiction will always be a waste of time.
If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it?
The Mormon Church was.
....it still is.
The Mormon Church was.
....it still is.
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If God revealed eternal truth for you to share with the world, would you be so embarrassed that you revised it, hid it, or denied it?
The Mormon Church was.
....it still is.
The Mormon Church was.
....it still is.
“Blessed are the poor,” Jesus said.
“But not in the temple,” replied His church.
“But not in the temple,” replied His church.
April 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“Blessed are the poor,” Jesus said.
“But not in the temple,” replied His church.
“But not in the temple,” replied His church.
In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.
April 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In Mormonism, God is cool with genocide, but not with a second earring.
Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.
April 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Honestly, my heart hasn’t really been in the work of Satan lately. No matter how hard I try to lie to God’s children, the Mormon Church just does it better.
If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?
April 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If divine gender roles really are eternal, why do they look exactly like 1950s Republican America?
Corn? Replaced with wheat.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.
April 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Corn? Replaced with wheat.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.
Jaguars? Gone, have some horses.
Pyramids? Nah, try forts.
Sprinkle in steel and chariots, toss in a few thousand edits, and voilà: the most correct book on Earth.
Yeah, right.
If the Mormon Church's ban on Black members holding the priesthood wasn’t racist, what would a racist policy even look like?
April 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
If the Mormon Church's ban on Black members holding the priesthood wasn’t racist, what would a racist policy even look like?