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I don’t know how this works.
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me in 2005: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because it's a movie about a dinosaur theme park

me in 2025: Jurassic Park is unrealistic because the rich CEO of the dinosaur park is not immediately handed complete control of the US National Park Service
March 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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New:

DOGE's spending has been secret.

No longer.

My colleagues have uncovered it.

www.propublica.org/article/doge...
February 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
February 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Woo-hoo! There really is Hope!
February 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Remember how they said they were going after criminals? That was funny.
Jose Barco, a decorated U.S. Army veteran once based out of Fort Carson who served 2 tours in Iraq, was taken into custody last month by ICE because his citizenship papers, which were supposed to be processed while he was in the Army, were lost.

Read his story:
Former Fort Carson Iraq war veteran gives up the fight to stay in the US
www.stripes.com
February 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Surprised he didn’t call it Gulf of Trump.
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
She’s always been my hero. And she would single-handedly take the cheetoh villain down. #leslieknope #parksandrec
February 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I feel anxious, depressed, and hopeless. How many calls to senators and congressmen can I make? How am I supposed to just function when everything is falling apart? I just want to light things on fire and scream
February 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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It's a little hard to hear but if you listen carefully you can hear this guy screaming "YOU'RE A FUCKING TRAITOR!!"

I'm kidding...Trump heard it too.
February 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My six year old has been watching Bluey and The Inbestigators non stop. He now refers to football as “footy” and pronounces other words with an Australian accent. It’s glorious.
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Every. Day.
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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The USA has had two major plane crashes in the last 4 days.

The USA had previously not suffered a major plane crash for 16 years.

‘DEI’ programs have existed for decades.

So what was it that changed in the last 14 days or so to suddenly cause so many crashes?
February 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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January 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
General feeling right now? “The Ministry has fallen. …They are coming.”
January 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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True then. True now. Thank you, Willem Arondeus.
January 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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We’re going to hear a lot more of THIS over the next four years.
#Trumpflation
January 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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👀 🇨🇦 🤷🏼‍♂️
January 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
FAFO.
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If only there was a way you could have known this would happen! If only you were warned! Enjoy your dinner leopards!
Yes this is exactly what he meant to do you stupid ass.
January 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Yes this is exactly what he meant to do you stupid ass.
January 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
January 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I feel this in my soul. Side note: This show was totally underrated.
January 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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You think us Teachers will give up or students to ICE? We practice monthly hiding our children from bad guys. Try us.
January 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I tried this at 7:00am EST and got the same results. Hashtags for Libertarian and Jillstein are censored as well.
January 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM