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MtG -> cEDH -> Godo-Helm
Metal Detectorist
Horses and Cats
Wrexham Thirst Section
He/him
Pinned
🌄 RCR LandGo Invi Qual - Richmond VA - 8/30

⛪ Gathering Place LandGo Invi Qual - Chapel Hill NC - 9/13

🗡️ Excalibur Beatdown - Wilkes Barre PA - 9/20
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Playing cedh be like...
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Why did they call it Aang’s Iceberg and not Thaang In The Ice?
November 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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My heart is like a claw machine
It’s only function is to reach
It can’t hold on to anything
No, I can’t hold on to anything
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
A couple weeks ago I decided to build a run-in shed for the ponies. I've never done anything remotely like this before. I did it anyways. I'm very proud of myself and wanted to show off. You never know what you can do til you do it. Whatdya think?
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This year I dressed up as a guy in his pajamas on the couch watching The Amazing Race and not answering the door.
November 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Since we are talking hybrid mana, figured I'd mention one (well, 2) of my favorite casual decks.

I used to have 2 decks, both led by Oona. One was mono-black "evil faeries", and the other mono-blue "good faeries". I loved the flavor of how they each mirrored the two aspects of the commander.
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is one of the coolest alters I've seen in quite a while.
Spooky Waste Not practice!
October 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Longman. We need to have a chat. I'm flabbergasted.

#wxmafc
October 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
YOU AIN'T
GOT NO
RATH
BONE!!!!

#wxmafc
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
😭😭😭
timgaedke.com Tim @timgaedke.com · Oct 17
this is not supposed to be a gotcha
but man the difference a couple of years make 🥲
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
When a brand keeps telling me it's "not for you" - why shouldn't I believe them?
While there IS extra negativity spread by creators because negative content performs the best, I think at it's core the MTG frustration is REAL.

And saying "not everything is for you" is training players to actively disengage from the brand.
October 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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We are pretty small, but our shorts with SpiderMan and TMNT in the thumbnail do DEMONSTRABLY worse than our normal shorts. 315 views on the newest turtles one but 1.2-2.2k on normal “card of the day” posts.
October 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
TRUE and FACTUAL
October 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Are you trans in the Magic the Gathering space? Are you creating, supporting, even just playing and having fun!?
Sound off. Celebrate yourself here. Find each other. We're stronger together.

Are you an ally? Boost us. Show support. Help us feel safer out here.
a cartoon drawing of a fox carrying a flag
Alt: Magic the Gathering character Miles Tails Prowler says trans right
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October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
OH NO!!

🎵You should have kept it sealed🎵
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me: This Cava bowl is a little spicy

Wife: Yeah I got the harissa dressing this time

Me: Ohhhhh, Harissa explains it all!

Wife: 😑
October 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Perhaps the best articulated hot take on a MM short. Impressive.
October 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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a common sentiment I've seen about MagicCon Atlanta has been "they shouldn't host events in the South"

while i understand where this comes from(feeling like The South™️ is hostile to queer ppl) it fails to acknowledge an often ignored part of our community: people of color(specifically black folks)
October 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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It's October 3rd ⏳
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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My tagline for content used to be, "I make the queerest and kindest EDH content on the internet, prove me wrong"

This was years ago.

And gosh, if there aren't creators out there doing just that.

I'm so fucking proud.

Especially now.

Who are the queerest or kindest creators in EDH today?
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Like, I look at the Spider-Man set and think "oh, this was what other people felt when I was geeking out over the FF set. I don't like this feeling and regret causing it in others."

The FF set wasn't worth it if it helped lead to the Office crossover. That's the ultimate triumph of blandness.
October 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I loved #MCAtlanta, but I have a couple of core complaints (shared with others I've spoken to) that I hope @magic.wizards.com takes into account in the future. Frankly, I feel that the con was falsely advertised to me with Edge of Eternities, only to arrive and see primarily Spiderman. (1/X)
September 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Im taking a break from magic for a while.
IN RESPOnSE
DEMONIC CONSUlTaTiOn
September 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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guys they did the impossible, they made my atlanta fomo dissapear
September 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I wouldn’t mind at all if 1 or even 2 sets a year were UB, but they aren’t.
Idk, I’m not really sure what to say, or if it even matters. Seeing the game that I love, that shaped who I am today and brought me all of my closest friends, warp into whatever this is…
It’s just sad.
September 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM