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gsn950
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One of my favorite days of the holiday season, when I turn the Christmas tree #Seahawks colors and face Santa out on his 1997 "Go Seahawks!" blimp for game day.

#12sEverywhere
A Christmas tree where the lights are mostly green with some shimmering blue bulbs as well illuminate a tree festooned with ornaments celebrating the Seattle Seahawks, St. Louis Blues, a defunct high school, and the Haunted Mansion. Yes, the Disney ride. Yes, on the Christmas tree. No, I don't care. It's all made up, ok? Who cares? It makes us happy and if you don't like it you don't have to read about it. Everything sucks now, have a little joy somewhere. What are you, a Falcons fan? Go sit in traffic to hear some moron be racist. Go eat some Falloni's mid pizza and shut up.
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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HERE COMES HOFER!
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving from these 2 turkeys.
A tortoise shell cat sleeps atop a heated plush blanket and underneath a second blanket drapes over her like a tent. Her mouth is open and she's contorted herself into a crevasse she created between two couch cushions. Her back paws look like she's wearing crew socks. A tabby the size of Cleveland laying belly up on a fleece lined blanket on a cold November morning. His claw on his front right paw is caught in the blanket. It's his sign for "rub my belly."
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Dispatch from the front lines of middle school:

Everyone just needs to lighten up a bit. Let them have their number. The real hero here is the very tiny superscript.
A sign made of 8.5x11" pieces of paper proclaiming "Happy 67th day of school!" The superscript 'th' has been scaled way down to let the hero of the modern child, the number 67, shine. It's also on blue paper instead of white to offset on the orange background of the poster board behind it. It's hung on a display case with pictures in it because we are the Shelbyville of the two towns here and the other school wins all the trophies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Kp8, highest I've ever seen in St. Louis.

#northernlightmania2025
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Not the best parting gift idea for a game show.
An ad for Amelia Earhart brand luggage as seen at the end of a 1980s game show. A woman unnaturally walking crossing her legs while holding and dragging luggage with other bags laying nearby.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
The Fleet-A-Pita RV sized mobile restaurant serving falafel and Ben Franklins.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I submit Bailey Smith for your approval, but there's a long line of Aussie Rules players that fit the look.
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Bart Simpson having successfully grown several inches to be fall out boy.
October 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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FSN must have an internal challenge for how inaccurate their chyrons can be. Today's feels intentional. #FanDuelErrors #firstinaseries
Mr. Burns and Abe Simpson, but Abe Simpson has been replaced by the fanduel sports network logo. He changes into a picture of the fanduel sports network bottom line chyrons where the eagles logo is displayed as the Phillies logo as the payoff for his pants falling down.
September 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Blues players you've forgotten about. Almost all far too ugly* to display.

*May be for less ugly reasons.
An immaculate grid of 9 St. Louis Blues players consisting of Eric Weinrich, Jay McKee, Peter Sejna, Mike Sillinger, Petr Cajanek, Dwayne Roloson, Hannu Toivonen, Vladimir Chebaturkin, and Jochen Hecht. Only Dwayne Roloson has a picture and he looks like he's just witnessed a horse giving birth.
September 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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New #seahawks jerseys leave something to be desired.
Herschel Krustofsky after seeing a cartoon as bad as the new Seahawks jerseys. Not pictured: terrible Seahawks jerseys that were designed to fit a story instead of to be worn by a team.
August 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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August 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Well better put them both up so the Internet can make up for the letdown.
An orange and white cat licking the air. Like a big dummy. Heart of gold. A tortoise shell cat looking chipper because she found herself on top of the refrigerator.
August 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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A writer for the 2007-2008 Sale of the Century reboot "Temptation" certainly knew what was up.
A screengrab of Temptation where a contestant has to choose from shown facts to see if they are true or false. The category is "Bill Cosby Facts" and incorrect guesses in red are "born in Brooklyn" and "has wife named claire." Possible choices include "is an only child," "served in the navy," and "was a bartender."
August 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Can confirm the identity of Princess Potassium and Pharty the Party Animal monkey seen tonight at Busch Stadium. Love to know how they plan on spinning this! #SavannahBananas #busted #in4k #ThinkOfTheChildren
July 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Nothing like celebrating your country with a hand painted flag, but only 6 of 13 stripes and 43 stars to mark the one week period in 1890 when Idaho was admitted but NOT WYOMING.
The back side of a work truck that has an American flag painted on it by hand. The flag has two major differences, in that while the stripes are red and white, only 6 out of the 13 have been painted. The blue field with 50 stars has inexplicably been reduced to 43. The bed of the truck has a large rotary tool, perhaps a saw to cut masonry, with a tow strap through it but also not connected to anything. While the sun is out and clouds gently dot the sky, the outside temperature was 100 when this picture was taken, so the laborer inside the truck is far too exhausted today by working outside to need to be bothered with his lackluster patriotism execution.
June 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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It's the future, we have processes for this shit.
A blinking red light from Futurama indicating "war was declared."
June 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Brody King, your new favorite pro wrestler.
June 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It's so funny looking back on a youth wasted in a church system that preached love and practiced hate but Methodists be like that.
Bart Simpson explaining a factual statement that all the best bands are affiliated with Satan with a calm demeanor.
June 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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The bear bodied gull migration has started already?
Forced perspective makes a bear in a lake with only its head out look like a bird because a full behind it has its wings spread out to appear as though the bear has wings. It's not a good joke but a joke nonetheless.
May 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM