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December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hanlon's Razor makes me think it's cash in a bag with dollar signs on it that says "Bribes, shhhhh." Soon to be on display.
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sacramento Kings and the Chicago Bears? That's a tough fan combo.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 PM
But if you went to a Steven Curtis Chapman concert and didn't get the anti-evolution monkey shirt, can you even say you went?
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Good luck getting BIG MUFFIN to submit to that.
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wiz v Hawks because sports pain powers me.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Holy shit, this is all so fantastic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Right, and there's also an unwillingness of parents to adjust their own expectations for their kids.
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I applied for an ad job once and they brought me into an interview where the hiring manager thought I would be a great fit for her husband's State Farm sales team.
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gah! Thanks for the Grey Cup reminder!
November 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
DVR set!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Win Ben Stein's Money had a category called "Where there's a will, there's a Wayans" that I still think about. I'm afraid to go looking for it because I know the timeframe it's from and I don't need that reminder right now.
November 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You know his worthless ass wears a sleeping cap to bed that waves around when he snores dreaming about donors giving him a new *flannel* sleeping cap in exchange for raising premiums.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM