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Director, Math of Wonton Burrito Meals.
🏒 STL 🏈 SEA 🏀 ATL ⚾ STL 🏏 KKR, USA, CPL, MLC 🏉 Manly Warringrah, NSW Blues 🇦🇺🏉 Hawthorn ⚽ City SC 🟡 Team Instinct
One of my favorite days of the holiday season, when I turn the Christmas tree #Seahawks colors and face Santa out on his 1997 "Go Seahawks!" blimp for game day.

#12sEverywhere
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HERE COMES HOFER!
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I will watch every second of every one of these ads today drinking nothing but Dr. Pepper Keurig products so we get more ads like this and less AI Coke schlock.
ITS DR PEPPER TUITION TOSS DAY

TIME TO WATCH RANDOM PEOPLE’S FINANCIAL FUTURES CHANGE BASED ON A RANDOM CARNIVAL GAME ON NATIONAL TV
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from these 2 turkeys.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I thought this was @ianriccaboni.com saying this and now I'm curious what pies are allowed into the Riccabone Zone.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Dispatch from the front lines of middle school:

Everyone just needs to lighten up a bit. Let them have their number. The real hero here is the very tiny superscript.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My God, the #spurs Uni/Court combo is fantastic. It'll be a lovely distraction for when the Hawks decide to start taking a big ol shit on themselves.
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
As an aside, and lover of most pizza both regional and unremarkable, Beau Jo's is just as bad as Black Jack because the crust can look neat while the rest of the ingredients are garbage.
November 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Maybe... maybe Trae Young is holding the rest of the team back? Krejci scoring 20 is not sustainable, but Jalen Johnson has looked ready to step up for a couple years now.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Kp8, highest I've ever seen in St. Louis.

#northernlightmania2025
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Not the best parting gift idea for a game show.
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's always a good day to watch Penn State lose in 4K, and that catch in the end zone was magnificent.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hawks finish 6th in the East.
Win a playoff series.
Porzingis only misses 25 games due to injury.
Quin Snyder ends up wearing Sally Jesse Raphael's glasses by mistake and they rip off a 6 game win streak.
October 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My boy is growing up so fast... Getting dressed all by himself!
Get ready with me for the St. Louis Blues home opener tonight!

I can't go because I don't have a Ticketmaster account,
So I'll do my best and throw on this 4XL hand me down jersey from Louie, the friendliest mascot friend a decayed corpse could have.

#StLouisBlues
October 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Time-stamping my #NHLBlues thoughts for this season.

Either 3rd in the Central or 1st Wild Card, depending on how big of a shit the Jets take.

Jimmy Snuggerud gets the Calder.

Blues still playing in May. Anything can happen then.
October 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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October 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Now Albania is scoring off us!
The Prime Minister of Albania came up to Macron and Azerbaijani President Aliyev and joked about how Trump had resolved the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan.
October 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hey folks, check this out tonight. Just know that sometimes YouTube decides to display your entire name instead of a screen name.
Hello everyone. My wife and son are going to their TKD class later. Which means I will be doing an hour long “concert” tonight. Of new material again. Most of the same stuff as last time. Still working out details.

Check it out tonight around 7pm at YouTube.com/WIREHOUNDband
WIREHOUND
YouTube.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Poor Catman had to have high hopes after half time, but you have to wonder if maybe he didn't do enough to help Geelong in the 2nd half.
The year of Catman in summary
September 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"...and they give a type of cyberpunk visual that, frankly, is extremely my shit."

Fun sentence in the middle of a fascinating story by @jasonkoebler.bsky.social
The much-hyped SIM farm the Secret Service seized uses readily available off the shelf tech that, very interestingly, has also become critical to ticket scalping. I, like others, am extremely not buying the idea that this was intended to take down the cell network

www.404media.co/the-sim-farm...
The SIM Farm Hardware Seized by the Secret Service Is Also Popular With Ticket Scalpers
The tech the Secret Service claims can be used to "disable cell phone towers" is very commonly used by ticket scalpers to game Ticketmaster.
www.404media.co
September 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Never did read Revelation but CERTAINLY read Left Behind and so either I'm going to squeak into Heaven on a technicality or be left on a dying earth and if the rumors are true of who is in heaven I'm kind of okay with not being there?
Again already? That's awesome. I have prepared a complete history of the Rapture leading up to Tuesday's Rapture:
September 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Garfield DOOM demons (11/2021)
July 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM