Michael J. Cramer
@gsabrinus.bsky.social
I'm a field ecologist who studies small mammal population and behavioral ecology. Faculty at University of Notre Dame and Assistant Director at @ndfieldecology.bsky.social
Tangent: once I realized that our new technician liked horror movies but had never seen Tremors, steps were taken to remedy this oversight
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October 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Tangent: once I realized that our new technician liked horror movies but had never seen Tremors, steps were taken to remedy this oversight
Gag me with an olm #2025MMM
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March 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Gag me with an olm #2025MMM
The fern should have brought a friend #2025MMM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The fern should have brought a friend #2025MMM
Can someone more clever than me make a GARfield of battle joke here #2025MMM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can someone more clever than me make a GARfield of battle joke here #2025MMM
Did anyone tell @solomonrdavid.bsky.social about the gar being a highly seeded contestant? They’d be interested i GARantee it #2025MMM #fishpun
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March 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Did anyone tell @solomonrdavid.bsky.social about the gar being a highly seeded contestant? They’d be interested i GARantee it #2025MMM #fishpun
Torn between the death of a rodent and actual carnage #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Torn between the death of a rodent and actual carnage #2025MMM
I can honestly report that my #AntiPrimateBias is intact and I have NO primates making it to round 2. The fiesty lagomorph will undoubtedly make short work of this spindly-appendaged lemur-thing #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I can honestly report that my #AntiPrimateBias is intact and I have NO primates making it to round 2. The fiesty lagomorph will undoubtedly make short work of this spindly-appendaged lemur-thing #2025MMM
I’m slightly ashamed that I picked the fancy pig over the rodent here #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m slightly ashamed that I picked the fancy pig over the rodent here #2025MMM
Ok props to the term wooflesnort
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March 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ok props to the term wooflesnort
Yes, but it’s woolly
IT IS WOOLLY
IT IS WOOLLY
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March 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yes, but it’s woolly
IT IS WOOLLY
IT IS WOOLLY
I disagree that this was carnage. Ooops sorry I killed you is not victorious battle carnage. It’s #carnagelite #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I disagree that this was carnage. Ooops sorry I killed you is not victorious battle carnage. It’s #carnagelite #2025MMM
I am underwhelmed by this battle. Random upsets only mean more pain for one of the cutest Metatherians who wanted nothing more than to spend quality time with their family #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am underwhelmed by this battle. Random upsets only mean more pain for one of the cutest Metatherians who wanted nothing more than to spend quality time with their family #2025MMM
Not how I hoped this would go… #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not how I hoped this would go… #2025MMM
Is there such a thing as an invulnerable sloth? #2025MMM
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March 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Is there such a thing as an invulnerable sloth? #2025MMM
Time for some mustelid action! I’m curious to see how this will turn out and I relish the hand wringing among the #mustelidarmy
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March 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Time for some mustelid action! I’m curious to see how this will turn out and I relish the hand wringing among the #mustelidarmy
This is bullying plain and simple and something that should be beneath the Office of the President of the United States
March 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is bullying plain and simple and something that should be beneath the Office of the President of the United States