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Auto text hates me.

I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!

Home “chef” (coz ego & stuff) & baker.

Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
¡Keep tracking this ICE, fuck tRUMP!
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Well, both of them are in the Epstein files so … … … brothers in perverse behavior, if not actually blood related.
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You need to explain your association with Jeffrey Epstein because it looks really bad for you right now and I mean really fucking bad. Because, right now, you look like a goddamn pedophile.
December 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The orange buffoon is such a weak little bitch. He is putting his fucking visage on a dollar coin. I guess he wants to remind everyone how much we hate him.
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
tRUMP is collecting names of ppl who resist him. ¡Fuck you, tRUMP! You got MAYBE 5 Mets before ‘Ol Scratch comes to collect his orange prize. Dementia is a biotch & you’re its cuck; the meds are speeding up your leaving.

I’m celebrating with the rest of the nation when the Devil claims his prize.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Mr Ed has been asking where you’ve been ….
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Reposted by Grumps
Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the Epstein Files to look like this!
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Well, we definitely know Putin has a pic of tRUMP blowing Bubba. We’re just not sure if it was Bill Clinton, Bubba Salisbury, or Mr. Ed. TBH, it being a horse would not surprise me. I mean, it’s tRUMP.

Also, I hate this timeline…
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I hate this time line so phukin’ much …
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 AM
You are an idiot. You sound like a magat for all the disgusting things you said. FUCK YOU,
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Fun fact:
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: You’re weak & compromised. Your allies plot your demise. Your enemies want you held accountable & put in prison for your copious crimes. Your family wants your money & counts the days till you’re no longer a consideration.

TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Gawd dam, you’re still alive and slinging venom. I’m celebrating when your gone… for a whole fucking year.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
¿Where’s the orange kock sucker?
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Orange cock sucker says whaaaaat?
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Man, ever since it’s been found out that you suck dick, you don’t come by BlueSky to troll anymore... ¿I wonder why, koksuker?
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Yeah, I don’t care about any of that. So what are your thoughts on Donald Trump sucking on Bubba‘s dick?
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM