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I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!

Home “chef” (coz ego & stuff) & baker.

Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
Pinned
Annikin, just being nosy.
¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s been 27 days since we were “blessed” with tRUMP trolling us on BlueSky. After the Bubba BJ break down by the Epstein brothers everyone is asking:

¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Everyone needs to prepare themselves for the Epstein Files to look like this!
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Jeffrey Epstein visited Bill Clinton‘s White House at least SEVENTEEN times. Bill Clinton should probably have a cell right next to Gonorrhea Trump, both have fucked up pedo proclivities.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
¡Gawds! When I think this orange muthaphuker can’t be any more embarrassing I am , once again, proven completely wrong. I hate this timeline … … … …
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Stupid, fugly piggy ….
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social tRUMP: You’re weak & compromised. Your allies plot your demise. Your enemies want you held accountable & put in prison for your copious crimes. Your family wants your money & counts the days till you’re no longer a consideration.

TBH, I hope they all get their wish ASAP 🖕🏾
December 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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I still can’t figure out why the taxpayers of this country have to pay for FBI security details for the girlfriend of the Director.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Donorrhea tRUMP is posting memes of himself on stupid-twitter w/him as a king & DEMS kneeling down to him, posting he wants to arrest DEMS.
I can’t wait until next yr when we have fucking taken back this gd govt. I can’t stand this orange ignorant, fascist buffoon. He should be in prison not the WH.
NEWS: Trump spends the afternoon cosplaying as a king on Truth Social.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
“Ask him if Putin has the photos of tRUMP blowing Bubba?” Epstein
November 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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GOP: If we release the Epstein files, there may be Democrats in there.

DEMS: Good. Do it.

GOP: Seriously, they’ll look bad.

DEMS: Fine by us. Name them!

GOP: But, but…it’ll make your party look bad.

DEMS: No it won’t. Because we’re the “No one is above the law” party.

GOP: Shit. Now what…?
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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Or just move them to a minimum security Club Fed and give them a puppy and yoga classes.
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Wall of President's
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Uh, we need to investigate Clay Higgins…
Stay classy, Clay Higgins
Bill to release the Epstein files passes the House 427 to 1
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Gawd, I REALLY want a reporter to yell out this question during chopper talk: “Mr President, who’s Bubba?”
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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They deserve justice and we need to make sure pedos can't hurt children anymore.

youtu.be/SbEjnUo1kFQ?...
BREAKING: Epstein Survivors Release POWERFUL PSA for the World to See. These are their stories.
YouTube video by Aaron Parnas
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Got an issue with that? Unfollow me rn, you'll be doing me a favor
December 8, 2024 at 1:10 PM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social ¡Fuck you all raw¡
Pastors arrested and shot with chemical weapons by secret police every single week.

Take a good, long look.

Let it sink in.

This is Trump’s America.
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
So, tRUMP sucked Clinton’s dick. It all makes since now.
Connecting the Dots 👀 😂
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM