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I’m the “quadfecta”: Old, fat, gay, & snarky. Yea, I’m an effin’ joy, buttercup!

Home “chef” (coz ego & stuff) & baker.

Leftist. No love for the orange reich-wing gawd-queen of ‘Murica or his other half, the ketamine king
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
tRUMP is collecting names of ppl who resist him. ¡Fuck you, tRUMP! You got MAYBE 5 Mets before ‘Ol Scratch comes to collect his orange prize. Dementia is a biotch & you’re its cuck; the meds are speeding up your leaving.

I’m celebrating with the rest of the nation when the Devil claims his prize.
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s been 27 days since we were “blessed” with tRUMP trolling us on BlueSky. After the Bubba BJ break down by the Epstein brothers everyone is asking:

¿Where did the 🍊 🤡🍆🍭😮 go?
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Mr Ed has been asking where you’ve been ….
December 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Well, we definitely know Putin has a pic of tRUMP blowing Bubba. We’re just not sure if it was Bill Clinton, Bubba Salisbury, or Mr. Ed. TBH, it being a horse would not surprise me. I mean, it’s tRUMP.

Also, I hate this timeline…
December 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Jeffrey Epstein visited Bill Clinton‘s White House at least SEVENTEEN times. Bill Clinton should probably have a cell right next to Gonorrhea Trump, both have fucked up pedo proclivities.
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
@whitehouse-47.bsky.social

Stupid, fugly piggy ….
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
You are and always have been an evil, disgusting lil dicked POS, Donorrhea tRUMP.
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Gawd, I REALLY want a reporter to yell out this question during chopper talk: “Mr President, who’s Bubba?”
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 AM
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Can’t wait. i’m tired of hearing at “how bad it is.” Karma, just get it done already. You missed the mark when the orange it had Covid.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fuck @schumer.senate.gov . He capitulated AGAIN and DEMS got nothing, as usual.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Fuck off. You’ve gaslight the American people and played your games. You got tRUMP what he needed. You’re done. It is way past time for new leadership. You got to go. Now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Higher under Biden? You mean after Biden had to fix the economy after tRUMP destroyed it during his 1st reign?

Biden created the economy that was, literally, the envy of the world. The same economy that tRUMP has taken 10 months to completely destroy.

You’re huffing freon again, aren’t ya?
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Super interesting opinion. You hate the idea of feeding Americans & put the blame, wrongly, on the Dems but you’re 100% OK with giving Argentina 40 billion freedom eagles, our entire soybean market, and under cutting our beef industry.
Please advise: What is “America First” about any of this, magat?
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
No, you sound like a rambling idiot yelling to the sky. You’re so mean spirited, out of touch, & out of step w/reality it would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. Even MTG says magat men are weak & pathetic, you just decided to embody & epitomize that fully & confidently. Do better, weirdo creepy magat.
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Lies. The money is there, tRUMP is holding it to try & force Dems to co-sign Americans losing affordable healthcare. Illegals aren’t getting healthcare, that’s a lie. This is to keep govt shutdown to keep the tRUMP pedo files from being released. Tell Johnson to swear in the Dem who won her election
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
STOP BLAMING DEMS FOR YOUR POOR LEADERSHIP.
This is 100% a Rethuglican shutdown, the nation knows it.
This is tRUMP being pissed we demand that his pedo-files be released & he‘s pissed bcuz we marched & had the audacity to say “NO KINGS“ to his vile machinations.
$40 to Argentina but nothing for us.
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You are mentally challenged.
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Lies.
October 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
tRUMP’s a fascist. tRUMP’s keeping the govt shut down bcoz 1 He doesn’t want Epstein files released & 2 He hated the NO KINGS MARCHES.
tRUMP’s giving Argentina: $40 billion, our soybean mrkt & importing their beef to undermine US ranchers. tRUMP won’t feed our poor but can Make Argentina Great Again
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM