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k8
@grouchylizard.bsky.social
lizard library lady. professional clever girl.
December 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And this is why we put all the parts to things in ONE SPECIFIC PLACE and not just throw it in a vaguely related box and assume we will remember one year from now!
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Yes, this is a not humble at all brag tweet. The pumpkin pie is mouthwatering and courtesy of Raphael’s Bakery. Hooray for pie.
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That’s a 10 inch extra deep Pyrex pie plate and it took 3.5 standard crusts Frankensteined together, 9 apples of indeterminate (lumberjack’s front yard) variety, 1/2 cup mixed aged sharp cheddar and Sage Derby (to be fancy), and some trial and error so it’s not both burned & raw simultaneously.
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I got a personal loaf of cranberry bread and the leftover lox and cheese ball. The lumberjack is working holiday overtime for the benjamins so I’ll see him another time but I made an apple pie from apples off his tree and my dad loved it. Now I’m home getting stoned on my couch. The end.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The lumberjack just… doesn’t worry about dumb shit? Works all his stress off doing physical chores? Gently tells me “You’re overthinking this” and “Can’t be worrying about shit you can’t fix” and “Hey, help me with a project and put your phone in the other room”. It’s so foreign and so welcome.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Can’t imagine how much this would suck without a lumberjack in my corner, tbh. My last ex was an anxious OCD overthinker and we fed off each other in the Bad Way.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If nothing else I need a hobby I can practice at the lumberjack’s cabin with no WiFi and limited electricity. Shoutout to the nice lady at Fiddlesticks!
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This whole thread down to the little prep bowls (super helpful for attempting to recreate this for myself, going to be a tasty weekend). All hail the little prep bowls.
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I also ran into the lumberjack’s mom who was scoping out a potential tenant and super glad she came in when she did because the potential tenant is a notorious creep banned from the day center for violent threats! My encyclopedic knowledge of Bemidji Local Weirdos came in handy.
November 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I got asked because several union folks including our representative saw me get up and try to fight the whole county board and recognized that for better or worse a major part of my personality is Randy Marsh from South Park with a black eye slurring “I didn’t hear no bell!!”
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That said, it’s cool to be so involved and at least have input into something pretty important for a bunch of people which will have real world effects for several years. Planting a tree I might not see grow type of thing. Also I sure do love to argue and this is at least a healthy outlet for that.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM