Groningooner
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English gooner living in Groningen, NL 🇳🇱 GK union 🧤 Metalcore 🤘
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So let me get this straight
These cricket matches are meant to last 5 days, and England managed to lose it on the 2nd day?
Jesus wept
These cricket matches are meant to last 5 days, and England managed to lose it on the 2nd day?
Jesus wept
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
So let me get this straight
These cricket matches are meant to last 5 days, and England managed to lose it on the 2nd day?
Jesus wept
These cricket matches are meant to last 5 days, and England managed to lose it on the 2nd day?
Jesus wept
I'm no cricket expert, but I'm not sure the ashes is going too well for England
November 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I'm no cricket expert, but I'm not sure the ashes is going too well for England
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Did Renee just foresee the goal or something? Cause those winger subs are meant to happen now we've gone ahead, not before 😅
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Did Renee just foresee the goal or something? Cause those winger subs are meant to happen now we've gone ahead, not before 😅
I'm not looking forward to this game, feels a bit make or break for Renee and I'm nervous as hell
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm not looking forward to this game, feels a bit make or break for Renee and I'm nervous as hell
Ed Gamble hasn't even gotten on stage and he's already my hero
Architects - Seeing red as pre-show music? That's my guy 🤘
Architects - Seeing red as pre-show music? That's my guy 🤘
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Ed Gamble hasn't even gotten on stage and he's already my hero
Architects - Seeing red as pre-show music? That's my guy 🤘
Architects - Seeing red as pre-show music? That's my guy 🤘
I don't think it should be a surprise that the football under Renee hasn't taken long to look like Eideball when the only real change was to move Steph to CB so that we could have a left footer there
I want to like Renee and back her, but yeah this just isn't it I don't think
I want to like Renee and back her, but yeah this just isn't it I don't think
November 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don't think it should be a surprise that the football under Renee hasn't taken long to look like Eideball when the only real change was to move Steph to CB so that we could have a left footer there
I want to like Renee and back her, but yeah this just isn't it I don't think
I want to like Renee and back her, but yeah this just isn't it I don't think
I am thoroughly enjoying the plethora of arsenal fans calling out the foden nonsense with some very funny stuff
This is the interlul content I need to keep me going, more please!
This is the interlul content I need to keep me going, more please!
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I am thoroughly enjoying the plethora of arsenal fans calling out the foden nonsense with some very funny stuff
This is the interlul content I need to keep me going, more please!
This is the interlul content I need to keep me going, more please!
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Woke up feeling fresh, my cousin’s getting married, it’s also my name day - just wanted to thank Phil Foden for everything.
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Woke up feeling fresh, my cousin’s getting married, it’s also my name day - just wanted to thank Phil Foden for everything.
You'll never guess who was getting ALL the praise for this goal in the UK media
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You'll never guess who was getting ALL the praise for this goal in the UK media
This team has an awful lot of work needed at every single level
From the players, the coaching staff, up to CW. It's going to be years before we're winning the WSL
From the players, the coaching staff, up to CW. It's going to be years before we're winning the WSL
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This team has an awful lot of work needed at every single level
From the players, the coaching staff, up to CW. It's going to be years before we're winning the WSL
From the players, the coaching staff, up to CW. It's going to be years before we're winning the WSL
I also don't want to give players a pass here either - I've got my thoughts on Renee and whether shes the level of coach this club needs
But fuck me some of those players need to take a look at themselves. There was no professionalism in that performance
But fuck me some of those players need to take a look at themselves. There was no professionalism in that performance
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I also don't want to give players a pass here either - I've got my thoughts on Renee and whether shes the level of coach this club needs
But fuck me some of those players need to take a look at themselves. There was no professionalism in that performance
But fuck me some of those players need to take a look at themselves. There was no professionalism in that performance
I think my biggest gripe is that there just isn't an identity to this team. Are we a possession team? A pressing team? A counter attacking team?
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I think my biggest gripe is that there just isn't an identity to this team. Are we a possession team? A pressing team? A counter attacking team?
Anyone know if Arsenal women are on Dutch TV tonight? I can't seem to find them on the TV listings in the usual places
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Anyone know if Arsenal women are on Dutch TV tonight? I can't seem to find them on the TV listings in the usual places
2 horse race for the title it is
November 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
2 horse race for the title it is
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10 match ban for Haaland kicking a corner flag with a POPPY on
November 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
10 match ban for Haaland kicking a corner flag with a POPPY on
Also surprised Arteta didn't make any subs during injury time. If not for fresh legs, then just to stop any flow to the game
I get not throwing on Dowman in that environment, but isnt this exactly the situation we bought Norgaard for?
Even MLS, a cool head who retains the ball and buys fouls
I get not throwing on Dowman in that environment, but isnt this exactly the situation we bought Norgaard for?
Even MLS, a cool head who retains the ball and buys fouls
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Also surprised Arteta didn't make any subs during injury time. If not for fresh legs, then just to stop any flow to the game
I get not throwing on Dowman in that environment, but isnt this exactly the situation we bought Norgaard for?
Even MLS, a cool head who retains the ball and buys fouls
I get not throwing on Dowman in that environment, but isnt this exactly the situation we bought Norgaard for?
Even MLS, a cool head who retains the ball and buys fouls
I'm surprised at how stressed we looked in injury time, could really see us feeling a bit desperate. Rice sprinting out of a hole to play hero at one point. Goes for goal from the halfway line on 89 minutes rather than trying to keep the ball. Then Raya for the equaliser
Very uncharacteristic
Very uncharacteristic
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm surprised at how stressed we looked in injury time, could really see us feeling a bit desperate. Rice sprinting out of a hole to play hero at one point. Goes for goal from the halfway line on 89 minutes rather than trying to keep the ball. Then Raya for the equaliser
Very uncharacteristic
Very uncharacteristic
I mean, hes holding Rice to stop him jumping to win the first ball ffs
Refereeing is worse than the WSL game earlier
Refereeing is worse than the WSL game earlier
November 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I mean, hes holding Rice to stop him jumping to win the first ball ffs
Refereeing is worse than the WSL game earlier
Refereeing is worse than the WSL game earlier
How has that tackle won the first yellow of the game 🙃
November 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How has that tackle won the first yellow of the game 🙃
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Sky showing Sunderland moved their advertising boards to shorten the space around the pitch.
Good job nothing bad ever happened from a player smashing into hoardings.
Good job nothing bad ever happened from a player smashing into hoardings.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sky showing Sunderland moved their advertising boards to shorten the space around the pitch.
Good job nothing bad ever happened from a player smashing into hoardings.
Good job nothing bad ever happened from a player smashing into hoardings.
One of these days, were actually going to get serious about head injuries
I dont care if a few bad actors try to cry foul and buy their team a little something, the alternative is a player losing their career or worse
Stop the game, get them help, take them off. No excuses now with concussion subs
I dont care if a few bad actors try to cry foul and buy their team a little something, the alternative is a player losing their career or worse
Stop the game, get them help, take them off. No excuses now with concussion subs
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
One of these days, were actually going to get serious about head injuries
I dont care if a few bad actors try to cry foul and buy their team a little something, the alternative is a player losing their career or worse
Stop the game, get them help, take them off. No excuses now with concussion subs
I dont care if a few bad actors try to cry foul and buy their team a little something, the alternative is a player losing their career or worse
Stop the game, get them help, take them off. No excuses now with concussion subs
Please just take Merino off... I don't feel comfortable with him carrying on here at all. That was a heavy hit and Im not sure he looks right
I'm not the expert and I'm sensitive to this stuff, but safety first IMO
I'm not the expert and I'm sensitive to this stuff, but safety first IMO
November 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Please just take Merino off... I don't feel comfortable with him carrying on here at all. That was a heavy hit and Im not sure he looks right
I'm not the expert and I'm sensitive to this stuff, but safety first IMO
I'm not the expert and I'm sensitive to this stuff, but safety first IMO