Gristle Longpig
@gristlepig.bsky.social
Smoked Meats, costumes, spook and anxiety all rolled up into one convenient dadbod.
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July 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Things I heard in Aldi today.
"These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!"
This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love.
What'd they do with the other half of the damn store?
I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.
"These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!"
This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love.
What'd they do with the other half of the damn store?
I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.
February 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Things I heard in Aldi today.
"These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!"
This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love.
What'd they do with the other half of the damn store?
I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.
"These steaks ain't worth a damn and ain't got no cold beers!"
This is the commie bullshit shopping them city liberals love.
What'd they do with the other half of the damn store?
I don't wanna bagga Hallapeeners, I jus need won.
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Drawing very normal things on a Sunday 👀
February 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Drawing very normal things on a Sunday 👀
According to the Google, this is Nandina Domestica. Neat.
February 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
According to the Google, this is Nandina Domestica. Neat.
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I'm in. 100%
January 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm in. 100%
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🤣🤣🤣
January 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Love Franky!
"It's never a crime just to exist!!"
"It's never a crime just to exist!!"
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Love Franky!
"It's never a crime just to exist!!"
"It's never a crime just to exist!!"
LAWD... They don't miss an opportunity!
January 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
LAWD... They don't miss an opportunity!
I see goff peepulz. 🦇🖤🦇🖤
January 19, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I see goff peepulz. 🦇🖤🦇🖤
Romanian garlic sausage with stewed cabbage for dinner.
January 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Romanian garlic sausage with stewed cabbage for dinner.
For all my artist peeps.
I think the hashtag #portfolioday got me 2 job offers last night so it’s certainly worth doing if you’re an artist! Most art directors I know of are artists too and active on social media. Go get that money
January 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
For all my artist peeps.
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Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
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Finishing up the smoked sausage and gonna stay up to watch the first New Glenn launch.
Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.
Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.
January 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Finishing up the smoked sausage and gonna stay up to watch the first New Glenn launch.
Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.
Probably should go to bed.... But ROCKET.
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Sausage day! Romanian inspired garlic sausages.
All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker.
#meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats
All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker.
#meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats
January 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sausage day! Romanian inspired garlic sausages.
All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker.
#meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats
All this, 2 lbs bulk packed and four more ropes already in the smoker.
#meatcraft #Sausage #Hogmeats