Griselda Gimpel
@griseldagimpel.bsky.social
Author of The Tyrant, the Fairy, and the Au Pair.
Married to calextheneko.
White, bi, pronouns are she/her.
Married to calextheneko.
White, bi, pronouns are she/her.
Pinned
The Tyrant, the Fairy, & the Au Pair: Gimpel, Griselda, Hutton, Zina: 9798470903303: Amazon.com: Books
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I wrote a book! It's about fairies and is set in Florida.
www.amazon.com/Tyrant-Fairy...
I wrote a book! It's about fairies and is set in Florida.
www.amazon.com/Tyrant-Fairy...
No Why About It by Anonymous - Leverage (US TV 2008) archiveofourown.org/works/75990686 via @ao3org
My Leverage Secret Santa fic.
#Leverage #FanFiction
My Leverage Secret Santa fic.
#Leverage #FanFiction
No Why About It - Anonymous - Leverage (US TV 2008) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
No Why About It by Anonymous - Leverage (US TV 2008) archiveofourown.org/works/75990686 via @ao3org
My Leverage Secret Santa fic.
#Leverage #FanFiction
My Leverage Secret Santa fic.
#Leverage #FanFiction
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We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
December 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We're watching Labyrinth which is in reality a Christmas Movie because David Bowie delivers his package
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Overheard at family Christmas from an elderly relative about their grandson:
“I don’t care he’s dating a guy. I care that he’s dating an ASSHOLE.”
“I don’t care he’s dating a guy. I care that he’s dating an ASSHOLE.”
Overheard at family Christmas:
“If every Christian that gossiped went to hell there wouldn’t be a single Baptist lady in Heaven.”
“If every Christian that gossiped went to hell there wouldn’t be a single Baptist lady in Heaven.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Overheard at family Christmas from an elderly relative about their grandson:
“I don’t care he’s dating a guy. I care that he’s dating an ASSHOLE.”
“I don’t care he’s dating a guy. I care that he’s dating an ASSHOLE.”
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Happy Holidays everyone, Seasonal Seasonings <3
Remember that no matter how alone you feel in this world, be safe in the knowledge that somewhere in the world, someone is really glad you exist <3
You're never alone and If no-one else, I love you <3
Be strong, You totally have this, Stardust xx
Remember that no matter how alone you feel in this world, be safe in the knowledge that somewhere in the world, someone is really glad you exist <3
You're never alone and If no-one else, I love you <3
Be strong, You totally have this, Stardust xx
December 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Happy Holidays everyone, Seasonal Seasonings <3
Remember that no matter how alone you feel in this world, be safe in the knowledge that somewhere in the world, someone is really glad you exist <3
You're never alone and If no-one else, I love you <3
Be strong, You totally have this, Stardust xx
Remember that no matter how alone you feel in this world, be safe in the knowledge that somewhere in the world, someone is really glad you exist <3
You're never alone and If no-one else, I love you <3
Be strong, You totally have this, Stardust xx
I want to eat more flan, but I am just, so full.
December 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I want to eat more flan, but I am just, so full.
Got a good chunk of the plot of my Femslash February novel worked out. I just need the climax, where I need to do something clever. I will have to think on it.
December 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Got a good chunk of the plot of my Femslash February novel worked out. I just need the climax, where I need to do something clever. I will have to think on it.
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Help. Stuck underneath kittens. Can't move. They're too comfy I can't disturb them.
December 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Help. Stuck underneath kittens. Can't move. They're too comfy I can't disturb them.
Old Dogs, New Tears by Anonymous - Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey archiveofourown.org/works/75827091 via @ao3org
Yuletide gift for me!
#FanFiction #Valdemar
Yuletide gift for me!
#FanFiction #Valdemar
Old Dogs, New Tears - Anonymous - Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Old Dogs, New Tears by Anonymous - Valdemar Series - Mercedes Lackey archiveofourown.org/works/75827091 via @ao3org
Yuletide gift for me!
#FanFiction #Valdemar
Yuletide gift for me!
#FanFiction #Valdemar
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Looked outside and saw a red shouldered hawk sitting on the shepherds hook I have a feeder hanging from.
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Looked outside and saw a red shouldered hawk sitting on the shepherds hook I have a feeder hanging from.
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Kit has been crowned King of Cats this Christmas eve.
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Kit has been crowned King of Cats this Christmas eve.
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Feeling this so hard this past several weeks
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Feeling this so hard this past several weeks
I am, so sleepy.
(Noche Buena on the Lawn was a success.)
(Noche Buena on the Lawn was a success.)
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am, so sleepy.
(Noche Buena on the Lawn was a success.)
(Noche Buena on the Lawn was a success.)
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#TwinCities #Minneapolis #SaintPaul #StPaul
Observers at Whipple Federal Building, by the airport, report 12+ vehicles getting ready to move out, with 30+ federal agents preparing.
If you are out and about in the cities, stay alert. If you witness a raid, call the MONARCA hotline:
612-441-2881
Observers at Whipple Federal Building, by the airport, report 12+ vehicles getting ready to move out, with 30+ federal agents preparing.
If you are out and about in the cities, stay alert. If you witness a raid, call the MONARCA hotline:
612-441-2881
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
#TwinCities #Minneapolis #SaintPaul #StPaul
Observers at Whipple Federal Building, by the airport, report 12+ vehicles getting ready to move out, with 30+ federal agents preparing.
If you are out and about in the cities, stay alert. If you witness a raid, call the MONARCA hotline:
612-441-2881
Observers at Whipple Federal Building, by the airport, report 12+ vehicles getting ready to move out, with 30+ federal agents preparing.
If you are out and about in the cities, stay alert. If you witness a raid, call the MONARCA hotline:
612-441-2881
I finished Pokemon Z-A, so here's a thread about what I thought.
December 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I finished Pokemon Z-A, so here's a thread about what I thought.
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When I was on my last jury both the judge and prosecutor told us “if somebody walks in soaking wet with a wet umbrella, you are allowed to infer it’s raining” over and over again. Good enough to send an average guy down for murder, not good enough for the President.
What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.
December 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I was on my last jury both the judge and prosecutor told us “if somebody walks in soaking wet with a wet umbrella, you are allowed to infer it’s raining” over and over again. Good enough to send an average guy down for murder, not good enough for the President.
The whole house is starting to smell like roasting pork. 🤤
But I can't eat it for another five hours. 😭
But I can't eat it for another five hours. 😭
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The whole house is starting to smell like roasting pork. 🤤
But I can't eat it for another five hours. 😭
But I can't eat it for another five hours. 😭
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Okay, so at the request of the lovely @trance.bsky.social , I'm going to tell a story about what happens when a shitty person is "just joking", and then discovers there are consequences.
AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade.
Grab your beverage of choice.
AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade.
Grab your beverage of choice.
February 16, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Okay, so at the request of the lovely @trance.bsky.social , I'm going to tell a story about what happens when a shitty person is "just joking", and then discovers there are consequences.
AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade.
Grab your beverage of choice.
AKA That Time Kat Started An Antifascist Hallway Riot In The Third Grade.
Grab your beverage of choice.
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It is so funny that the YouTube algorithm just spontaneously created Jigsaw
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It is so funny that the YouTube algorithm just spontaneously created Jigsaw
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Ten thousand fucking percent.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Most of all, drop that "we're fucked" mindset. Time to leave that doomerism bullshit behind and focus on doing good.
I want 2026 to be the year where we collectively stop rewarding negativity. Stop bringing others down to bring yourself up. Stop bringing attention to genuinely awful people. Stop ignoring people bringing positive changes to the world. We need more kindness and empathy. I’m dead serious
December 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Ten thousand fucking percent.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Like, I get it. I get that you're despairing. Shit is rough. But skeeting "we're so fucked" ten times a day accomplishes nothing, alleviates nothing, and contributes to learned helplessness.
In all seriousness, if you feel that welling up? Log off. You need a break.
Flan is made, and the flan god smiled upon me; it came out right at the right time. Arroz con Gandules is simmering on the stove. It'll be done soon.
December 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Flan is made, and the flan god smiled upon me; it came out right at the right time. Arroz con Gandules is simmering on the stove. It'll be done soon.
I'm ready to start the flan and thus be reminded how much an utter pain in the ass flan is to make.
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm ready to start the flan and thus be reminded how much an utter pain in the ass flan is to make.
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Art by @aelithart.bsky.social
He's taking me with him so we can go help save Christmas! I mean I don't think Christmas is in any danger but you know, holiday tradition is to go save it! Alright Jak! I got my antlers on! kitten is ready for take off! Let's fly!
He's taking me with him so we can go help save Christmas! I mean I don't think Christmas is in any danger but you know, holiday tradition is to go save it! Alright Jak! I got my antlers on! kitten is ready for take off! Let's fly!
December 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Art by @aelithart.bsky.social
He's taking me with him so we can go help save Christmas! I mean I don't think Christmas is in any danger but you know, holiday tradition is to go save it! Alright Jak! I got my antlers on! kitten is ready for take off! Let's fly!
He's taking me with him so we can go help save Christmas! I mean I don't think Christmas is in any danger but you know, holiday tradition is to go save it! Alright Jak! I got my antlers on! kitten is ready for take off! Let's fly!
Plantains have been procured.
Also, I do NOT recommend going out on December 23rd. 😱
Also, I do NOT recommend going out on December 23rd. 😱
December 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Plantains have been procured.
Also, I do NOT recommend going out on December 23rd. 😱
Also, I do NOT recommend going out on December 23rd. 😱
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"Sorry I'm late; I had to gently pet my elderly cat the entire time he was having his breakfast."
This is reasonable, yes?
This is reasonable, yes?
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
"Sorry I'm late; I had to gently pet my elderly cat the entire time he was having his breakfast."
This is reasonable, yes?
This is reasonable, yes?