Non Hypergolic
@griftmarket.bsky.social
Playin' classical piano for fun. Makin' music as Griftmarket https://griftmarket.bandcamp.com
What happened to all the funny posts on here?
September 13, 2023 at 1:40 AM
What happened to all the funny posts on here?
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welcome to Bluesky, it’s kind of like this
September 12, 2023 at 11:15 PM
welcome to Bluesky, it’s kind of like this
It really sucks how Laura Palmer died
September 13, 2023 at 12:59 AM
It really sucks how Laura Palmer died
The next time someone comes to me for "a quick fix" to a software problem, I'll imagine they are asking me for free heroin and respond accordingly.
August 3, 2023 at 6:52 PM
The next time someone comes to me for "a quick fix" to a software problem, I'll imagine they are asking me for free heroin and respond accordingly.
This image slaps so hard I can't stop looking at it.
August 3, 2023 at 2:33 AM
This image slaps so hard I can't stop looking at it.
RIP Pee Wee Herman.
😭😭😥
😭😭😥
July 31, 2023 at 5:35 PM
RIP Pee Wee Herman.
😭😭😥
😭😭😥
July 27, 2023 at 5:24 AM
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you're not beating the allegations
July 25, 2023 at 3:31 AM
you're not beating the allegations
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2010: Elon Musk is the real-life Tony Stark
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean
July 24, 2023 at 2:02 PM
2010: Elon Musk is the real-life Tony Stark
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean
2023: Elon Musk is the real-life Mr. Bean
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astrophysicists in movies: according to my calculations the sun is going to explode in less than thirty minutes!!!
astrophysicists in real life: according to my calculations the sun is there i think
astrophysicists in real life: according to my calculations the sun is there i think
July 24, 2023 at 4:04 PM
astrophysicists in movies: according to my calculations the sun is going to explode in less than thirty minutes!!!
astrophysicists in real life: according to my calculations the sun is there i think
astrophysicists in real life: according to my calculations the sun is there i think
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you know what? fuck you. *unhedges your hog*
you know what? fuck you. *unpops your sicle*
you know what? fuck you. *uncheeses your cake*
July 23, 2023 at 1:16 AM
you know what? fuck you. *unhedges your hog*
Making out in a robot taxi is tight
July 17, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Making out in a robot taxi is tight
I can't wait to read about the first person in San Francisco to steal a Waymo robot car.
July 14, 2023 at 9:57 PM
I can't wait to read about the first person in San Francisco to steal a Waymo robot car.
did you know that the soviets invented a pencil to write in space? America invented a pen for $100000000 to do the same.
July 8, 2023 at 4:24 AM
did you know that the soviets invented a pencil to write in space? America invented a pen for $100000000 to do the same.
Love to see Movie Jim, aka Jimmy Movies, aka James "Titanic" Cameron on the screen so much today. Truly the expert on diving.
June 23, 2023 at 11:37 AM
Love to see Movie Jim, aka Jimmy Movies, aka James "Titanic" Cameron on the screen so much today. Truly the expert on diving.
A day I'll never forget
June 22, 2023 at 11:16 AM
A day I'll never forget
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the four genders (tag yourselves)
May 24, 2023 at 3:33 PM
the four genders (tag yourselves)
Programming rocks!
I sent a PR to Bluesky to do some UTF-16 stuff[0] (because JavaScript) and while playing in the browser console to test things, I was reminded of how funny Unicode flag encoding. FlagF + FlagR for FRance. FlagU + FlagS for the US. Thus... 😂
[0] https://github.com/bluesky-social/indigo/pull/158
[0] https://github.com/bluesky-social/indigo/pull/158
May 7, 2023 at 3:53 AM
Programming rocks!
Lolol Sasha Grey is a Twitch streamer now!
May 4, 2023 at 4:25 AM
Lolol Sasha Grey is a Twitch streamer now!
Thanks everyone here. You've helped my mastodon server be more interesting. Helped find new people and reunite with old ones.
April 30, 2023 at 5:04 PM
Thanks everyone here. You've helped my mastodon server be more interesting. Helped find new people and reunite with old ones.
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idk what you guys did but one of your hellthreads broke the app, and unlocked a new error message.
congrats! 🎉
congrats! 🎉
April 29, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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