greyson
@greysonover.bsky.social
evil arborist
matcha enthusiast
matcha enthusiast
I love when I come home super hype after a night fk drinking out with friends and my cat matches my energy like bro I gotta bring you to the function next time the boys would love you
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I love when I come home super hype after a night fk drinking out with friends and my cat matches my energy like bro I gotta bring you to the function next time the boys would love you
Being forced to watch the thanksgiving day parade completely sober. Partnership is hard
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Being forced to watch the thanksgiving day parade completely sober. Partnership is hard
The squirrels are homicidal today
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The squirrels are homicidal today
Called my doctor about passing out randomly today bro told me to call an ambulance like bro in this economy? No fucking way
November 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Called my doctor about passing out randomly today bro told me to call an ambulance like bro in this economy? No fucking way
40” dbh elm dead within 1 year after bark beetle/elm disease combo - insane egg galleries
November 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
40” dbh elm dead within 1 year after bark beetle/elm disease combo - insane egg galleries
The lion does not concern himself with the exhaust leaking into the cab
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The lion does not concern himself with the exhaust leaking into the cab
I’ve mostly quit smoking but sometimes I’ll see someone smoking and the BUG takes over… the BUG makes me do it… the BUG! Sinister …
October 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I’ve mostly quit smoking but sometimes I’ll see someone smoking and the BUG takes over… the BUG makes me do it… the BUG! Sinister …
Lord let my aim be true and righteous (im about to speedline an oak limb between 7000V primary lines)
October 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Lord let my aim be true and righteous (im about to speedline an oak limb between 7000V primary lines)
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here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.
October 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
here’s more context to the videos DHS is putting out from Chicago.
You’ve heard of coworker music but have you heard for coworker AUDIOBOOK? It’s somehow fucking worse. Why am I listening to soft porn at 7 in the morning.
October 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
You’ve heard of coworker music but have you heard for coworker AUDIOBOOK? It’s somehow fucking worse. Why am I listening to soft porn at 7 in the morning.
It was not ok those parents wanted me dead
I’m reffing some soccer games on Saturday and I’ve never played soccer nor do I know the rules but it’s for 6-7 year olds so I think I’m ok
October 8, 2025 at 11:46 AM
It was not ok those parents wanted me dead
My truck shit its pants today which normally would be fine except today specifically I needed it NOT to do that. Feeling varying levels of upset .
October 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
My truck shit its pants today which normally would be fine except today specifically I needed it NOT to do that. Feeling varying levels of upset .
I just love this homemade salad with vegetables I grew from my own garden, it’s so delicious I’m so incredibly glad I spent many hours caring for these plants 👍
October 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I just love this homemade salad with vegetables I grew from my own garden, it’s so delicious I’m so incredibly glad I spent many hours caring for these plants 👍
I’m reffing some soccer games on Saturday and I’ve never played soccer nor do I know the rules but it’s for 6-7 year olds so I think I’m ok
October 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m reffing some soccer games on Saturday and I’ve never played soccer nor do I know the rules but it’s for 6-7 year olds so I think I’m ok
Nobody at work knows that my stomach hurts
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Nobody at work knows that my stomach hurts
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Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
September 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X
Volunteered at a climbing competition for the first time and they had me be a timer for a specific climb and I sat there timing for 10 hours it was hell
September 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Volunteered at a climbing competition for the first time and they had me be a timer for a specific climb and I sat there timing for 10 hours it was hell
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the permission structure created for a bloodthirsty maga rampage the last two days by mainstream media, all before any facts were known at all, deserves some real introspection by the entire industry
September 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
the permission structure created for a bloodthirsty maga rampage the last two days by mainstream media, all before any facts were known at all, deserves some real introspection by the entire industry
all I do is suffer
September 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
all I do is suffer
I won the power ball!!! (8 dollars 😔)
September 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I won the power ball!!! (8 dollars 😔)
listening to fake plastic trees until I feel better or just kms
September 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
listening to fake plastic trees until I feel better or just kms
Just found out my favorite gay barista has a wife so I’m feeling a lot of conflicting emotions.
August 28, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Just found out my favorite gay barista has a wife so I’m feeling a lot of conflicting emotions.
The weather forecast says the storm tonight is supposed to be mild but I drove past meijer and there’s almost 50 consumer trucks lying in wait.. what do they know that I don’t
August 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The weather forecast says the storm tonight is supposed to be mild but I drove past meijer and there’s almost 50 consumer trucks lying in wait.. what do they know that I don’t