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if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
chat are we so back
January 27, 2026 at 4:09 PM
chat are we so back
very funny that my now husband was #1 on this
at 500 followers i will release the loves of my life spreadsheet
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 PM
very funny that my now husband was #1 on this
and i did!
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open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...
June 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
and i did!
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open.substack.com/pub/laurenmi...
do you think they'll work it out on the remix
June 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
do you think they'll work it out on the remix
huge day for messy breakups!
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
huge day for messy breakups!
this is my only social media i haven't locked down so you best believe i'm boutta bleet like there's no tomorrow
June 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
this is my only social media i haven't locked down so you best believe i'm boutta bleet like there's no tomorrow
elon is going to 180 into a form of wokeness only perceptible to certain species of shrimp
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
elon is going to 180 into a form of wokeness only perceptible to certain species of shrimp
i put more holes in my ears btw
May 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i put more holes in my ears btw
jk but i looked cute last week
March 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
jk but i looked cute last week
my bitch too bad they'll kill me
February 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
my bitch too bad they'll kill me
women want us, karaoke bars fear us
December 1, 2024 at 8:12 AM
women want us, karaoke bars fear us
it's my last night in california and i'm spending it watching anime twinks dance on fortnite
November 23, 2024 at 8:28 AM
it's my last night in california and i'm spending it watching anime twinks dance on fortnite
why yes i'm still not even close to being done packing with only 10 hours left til i move, why do you ask?
November 23, 2024 at 3:06 AM
why yes i'm still not even close to being done packing with only 10 hours left til i move, why do you ask?
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it’s pure sweet fat of the hog tuesday friday
November 22, 2024 at 11:12 PM
it’s pure sweet fat of the hog tuesday friday
glad to see that sweet fat of the hog friday has meandered its way from tumblr to bluesky. i was sorely missing this weekly tradition.
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
glad to see that sweet fat of the hog friday has meandered its way from tumblr to bluesky. i was sorely missing this weekly tradition.
surely no highway patrol officers will notice that my tags are expired by almost four months as i drive over 2000 miles in the span of three days
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
surely no highway patrol officers will notice that my tags are expired by almost four months as i drive over 2000 miles in the span of three days
many years of playing tetris has prepared me for the ultimate challenge: packing everything i own into the trunk of my '00 camry
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
many years of playing tetris has prepared me for the ultimate challenge: packing everything i own into the trunk of my '00 camry
at 500 followers i will release the loves of my life spreadsheet
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 AM
at 500 followers i will release the loves of my life spreadsheet