Gregor
@gregortroll.bsky.social
Genius, non-religious, superstitious, gregarious, bi/queer/cis, he/him/hisss, semi-monogamous, anti-fascist, "pickme feminist beta"—yet fucks? twist!
Troll Thoughts
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Troll Thoughts
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
Troll Assertions
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Troll Assertions
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
Troll Thoughts
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Troll Thoughts
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
Troll Thoughts
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Troll Thoughts
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
Troll Assertions
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Troll Assertions
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
Reposted by Gregor
Troll Thoughts
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Troll Thoughts
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
Update: 😸
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Update: 😸
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
"Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."
Troll thoughts:
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Troll thoughts:
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
Troll thoughts:
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Troll thoughts:
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
Troll Pics
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Troll Pics
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
Troll Thoughts
What could make an anti-science, anti-healthcare, anti-vaccine, fascist takeover even better?
That's right! A new Mpox outbreak not associated with international travelers in Los Angeles!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
What could make an anti-science, anti-healthcare, anti-vaccine, fascist takeover even better?
That's right! A new Mpox outbreak not associated with international travelers in Los Angeles!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Two monkeypox cases in California under investigation
Investigators there say they have not found a close contact who traveled abroad, nor have they confirmed additional cases
www.independent.co.uk
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Troll Thoughts
What could make an anti-science, anti-healthcare, anti-vaccine, fascist takeover even better?
That's right! A new Mpox outbreak not associated with international travelers in Los Angeles!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
What could make an anti-science, anti-healthcare, anti-vaccine, fascist takeover even better?
That's right! A new Mpox outbreak not associated with international travelers in Los Angeles!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Troll Thoughts
It's so weird how the people who are all about sticking forever to what appears on a birth certificate keep saying "JD Vance" instead of James Donald Bowman.
That's weird, right?
It's so weird how the people who are all about sticking forever to what appears on a birth certificate keep saying "JD Vance" instead of James Donald Bowman.
That's weird, right?
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Troll Thoughts
It's so weird how the people who are all about sticking forever to what appears on a birth certificate keep saying "JD Vance" instead of James Donald Bowman.
That's weird, right?
It's so weird how the people who are all about sticking forever to what appears on a birth certificate keep saying "JD Vance" instead of James Donald Bowman.
That's weird, right?
Troll thoughts
My minimal kitchen would be just a bucket air fryer, microwave, toaster, and electric kettle.
My ideal kitchen would also have a gas cooktop with a griddle, double the air fryers and microwaves, and a single-slot oven.
Right now, I'm content to live (cook) in the middle.
My minimal kitchen would be just a bucket air fryer, microwave, toaster, and electric kettle.
My ideal kitchen would also have a gas cooktop with a griddle, double the air fryers and microwaves, and a single-slot oven.
Right now, I'm content to live (cook) in the middle.
October 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Troll thoughts
My minimal kitchen would be just a bucket air fryer, microwave, toaster, and electric kettle.
My ideal kitchen would also have a gas cooktop with a griddle, double the air fryers and microwaves, and a single-slot oven.
Right now, I'm content to live (cook) in the middle.
My minimal kitchen would be just a bucket air fryer, microwave, toaster, and electric kettle.
My ideal kitchen would also have a gas cooktop with a griddle, double the air fryers and microwaves, and a single-slot oven.
Right now, I'm content to live (cook) in the middle.
Troll thoughts
Textbook toxic capitalism:
Congress fucks around, govt "shuts down."
...but "Essential" employees must work **without pay**: unpaid bills, rent, no food, and no assistance afterward to recover, pay off loans, etc.
Gosh, if only there was some other way!
Textbook toxic capitalism:
Congress fucks around, govt "shuts down."
...but "Essential" employees must work **without pay**: unpaid bills, rent, no food, and no assistance afterward to recover, pay off loans, etc.
Gosh, if only there was some other way!
October 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Troll thoughts
Textbook toxic capitalism:
Congress fucks around, govt "shuts down."
...but "Essential" employees must work **without pay**: unpaid bills, rent, no food, and no assistance afterward to recover, pay off loans, etc.
Gosh, if only there was some other way!
Textbook toxic capitalism:
Congress fucks around, govt "shuts down."
...but "Essential" employees must work **without pay**: unpaid bills, rent, no food, and no assistance afterward to recover, pay off loans, etc.
Gosh, if only there was some other way!
Troll thoughts
Telling all of your military leaders, directly to their faces, that they are literally soft, weak, fat, stupid, cowardly, and insufficiently 100% white men, seems like a great way to help them feel pretty good about doing a coup.
Telling all of your military leaders, directly to their faces, that they are literally soft, weak, fat, stupid, cowardly, and insufficiently 100% white men, seems like a great way to help them feel pretty good about doing a coup.
October 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Troll thoughts
Telling all of your military leaders, directly to their faces, that they are literally soft, weak, fat, stupid, cowardly, and insufficiently 100% white men, seems like a great way to help them feel pretty good about doing a coup.
Telling all of your military leaders, directly to their faces, that they are literally soft, weak, fat, stupid, cowardly, and insufficiently 100% white men, seems like a great way to help them feel pretty good about doing a coup.
Troll thoughts
If you find yourself wondering "jeez, how bad is this going to get before it's stopped?", remember that it's already as bad as that for the people* who recently have been assaulted, kidnapped, detained, deported, and disappeared by alleged federal agents.
If you find yourself wondering "jeez, how bad is this going to get before it's stopped?", remember that it's already as bad as that for the people* who recently have been assaulted, kidnapped, detained, deported, and disappeared by alleged federal agents.
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Troll thoughts
If you find yourself wondering "jeez, how bad is this going to get before it's stopped?", remember that it's already as bad as that for the people* who recently have been assaulted, kidnapped, detained, deported, and disappeared by alleged federal agents.
If you find yourself wondering "jeez, how bad is this going to get before it's stopped?", remember that it's already as bad as that for the people* who recently have been assaulted, kidnapped, detained, deported, and disappeared by alleged federal agents.
Commented:
"Conservative Goth" is third only to "Establishment Punk"and "Republican Gay" in self-loathing, delusional, poseurdom.
"Conservative Goth" is third only to "Establishment Punk"and "Republican Gay" in self-loathing, delusional, poseurdom.
Meanwhile, over on Facebook.
This is without a doubt the most un-Goth thing I have ever seen.
This is without a doubt the most un-Goth thing I have ever seen.
September 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Commented:
"Conservative Goth" is third only to "Establishment Punk"and "Republican Gay" in self-loathing, delusional, poseurdom.
"Conservative Goth" is third only to "Establishment Punk"and "Republican Gay" in self-loathing, delusional, poseurdom.
Troll Thoughts
THIS is why you take the single lump-sum payment from a sweepstakes or lottery:
"Publishers Clearing House Files Bankruptcy"
apnews.com/article/publ...
New owners say they will not pay on prizes awarded before July 2025.
THIS is why you take the single lump-sum payment from a sweepstakes or lottery:
"Publishers Clearing House Files Bankruptcy"
apnews.com/article/publ...
New owners say they will not pay on prizes awarded before July 2025.
September 20, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Troll Thoughts
THIS is why you take the single lump-sum payment from a sweepstakes or lottery:
"Publishers Clearing House Files Bankruptcy"
apnews.com/article/publ...
New owners say they will not pay on prizes awarded before July 2025.
THIS is why you take the single lump-sum payment from a sweepstakes or lottery:
"Publishers Clearing House Files Bankruptcy"
apnews.com/article/publ...
New owners say they will not pay on prizes awarded before July 2025.
Troll Thoughts
What's under attack right now is The Freedom To Mock. It's so important it is protected two ways: #1, from the gov'ment via the First Amendment; #2, from corporations via the Fair Use exceptions to copyright law that protects parody.
Tyrants fear Mockery, as it can destroy them.
What's under attack right now is The Freedom To Mock. It's so important it is protected two ways: #1, from the gov'ment via the First Amendment; #2, from corporations via the Fair Use exceptions to copyright law that protects parody.
Tyrants fear Mockery, as it can destroy them.
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Troll Thoughts
What's under attack right now is The Freedom To Mock. It's so important it is protected two ways: #1, from the gov'ment via the First Amendment; #2, from corporations via the Fair Use exceptions to copyright law that protects parody.
Tyrants fear Mockery, as it can destroy them.
What's under attack right now is The Freedom To Mock. It's so important it is protected two ways: #1, from the gov'ment via the First Amendment; #2, from corporations via the Fair Use exceptions to copyright law that protects parody.
Tyrants fear Mockery, as it can destroy them.