Gregor
@gregortroll.bsky.social
Genius, non-religious, superstitious, gregarious, bi/queer/cis, he/him/hisss, semi-monogamous, anti-fascist, "pickme feminist beta"—yet fucks? twist!
They look super good, and very, very "Dave's boots"-like.
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
They look super good, and very, very "Dave's boots"-like.
Troll Thoughts
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Troll Thoughts
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
"Art vs Artist" conflict leads me to be a worse person.
"I wish _______ would die soon, so I can enjoy their work again."
Troll Assertions
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
December 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Troll Assertions
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
On the subject of odor—I smell really good. Like, good, good. Thank you, my bless-ed ancestors for the good stank genes.
Hypocritical, shameless, evil...Id say spineless, but ***the audacity***!
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hypocritical, shameless, evil...Id say spineless, but ***the audacity***!
Troll Thoughts
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Troll Thoughts
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
"Odorless" is strongly human-centric concept.
I'm sure there are some substances that never emit any particles that some creature might sniff out (glass? ceramics?) but not a lot.
But, If *we* can't smell it (water, methane, hormones, botulism toxin) then it's odorless.
Troll Thoughts
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Troll Thoughts
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
“DYK there are 206 bones in the human body? And half of those are in the hands & feet?
People say, ‘I'm gonna break every bone in your body.’ That's ridiculous!That's far too much work—50 is more than enough."
-paraphrasing Hank Green, as "The Fixx" on Dimension 20
Troll Assertions
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Troll Assertions
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
I became a troll back when all you needed was a bridge and stream and poor decision-making where trespassing goats were concerned.
Reposted by Gregor
That's my, "Damn, he's gorgeous!" for the day. I wish you much luck and prosperity in all your endeavours.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That's my, "Damn, he's gorgeous!" for the day. I wish you much luck and prosperity in all your endeavours.
Troll Thoughts
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Troll Thoughts
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
Looking at pics and vids of playground equipment through history, I feel it took a long time for adults to believe that children, given a chance, might actually survive childhood.
Update: 😸
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Update: 😸
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
My sweet, loving, jerk of a cat finally reappeared in the basement. Looks like she's curious and agile enough to get into places, but too dumb to get out of them.
I had to reach in and pull her up and over by the scruff across a 12 inch gap she could not figure out how to jump.
"Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
"Voilà!
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation stands vivified, ....'
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"People shouldn't be afraid of their government. Governments should be afraid of their people."
Ooo, I know this one, #1 chooses how to divide the cookie, then #2 pulverizes both halves with their fists and dumps their milk on it.
Just my family?
Just my family?
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ooo, I know this one, #1 chooses how to divide the cookie, then #2 pulverizes both halves with their fists and dumps their milk on it.
Just my family?
Just my family?
Long, proud, and most surprising, musical. That's one great cock!
And now that cock is stuck in my ear.
And now that cock is stuck in my ear.
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Long, proud, and most surprising, musical. That's one great cock!
And now that cock is stuck in my ear.
And now that cock is stuck in my ear.
Nor private, better send it again...
November 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Nor private, better send it again...
Troll thoughts:
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Troll thoughts:
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
One great thing about ultra high-MP, HQ lens, autofocus, phone cameras is when you can zoom in on an amateur's full-body nude on socials and see their cock's every texture, wrinkle, hair, follicle, and sub-surface vein, larger than actual size and in perfect focus.
Beautiful.
I'm first drawn to that pillow of chest, then I think about how **hard** all those muscles everywhere will be, even relaxed, and I swoon, and want to stroke and press and squeeze you everywhere.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm first drawn to that pillow of chest, then I think about how **hard** all those muscles everywhere will be, even relaxed, and I swoon, and want to stroke and press and squeeze you everywhere.
Troll thoughts:
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Troll thoughts:
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
Cue the Dick Cheney virtue-washing in 3,2, oh it's already started.
What a good boy! Warm sheppie snuggles on a cold Monday morning would be delightful.
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What a good boy! Warm sheppie snuggles on a cold Monday morning would be delightful.
...and rocky road ice cream is a salad--unless it's melted.
November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
...and rocky road ice cream is a salad--unless it's melted.
Troll Pics
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
October 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Troll Pics
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours
Black/White beard + henna + indigo + 2.5 hours