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Greg
@gregfromnorway.bsky.social
RIGHTEOUS PRETENDER TO THE GLOBAL THRONE

HAIKU MISANTHROPE

UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL NORWEGIAN JERMA VA
https://youtube.com/@edgytrash612?si=9Zqpq101wSMX1ep1

COLLECTOR OF TITLES

KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIDEO KOJIMA

I GRAB THE TWISTS OF FATE AND I THREAD THEM
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i hate haiku
I am flattered, but I don’t find any use in the youtube algorithm thinking im a woman.
It started with one ad for women’s hygiene products and I still to this day keep getting ads for period trackers bundled with my AI-taichi shifus and intermittent fasting for ladies…
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I figured it out.
Babies go to neither heaven or hell.
They go to valhalla.

In the time of the final fight,
Look over yonder and see…
9 million babies
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Got shortlisted for RANDOM CITIZEN VA role.
This is it.. My big break!
October 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
death
September 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
fun me fact: i taught my blind friend how to wink
September 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I dont understand the gaming backlog. Why would you have another personal obligation to fulfill when gaming should be a space for you to unwind?
September 6, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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I like this graphic because it implies that the opposite of violence is Irishness
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
How to emulate AI posts
August 22, 2025 at 10:44 AM
i hate haiku
August 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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my online persona is very much like my real life persona
terrifying I know
August 5, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Whåt if i stårt tålking with thæsæ cøøl øæs, æs ånd åæs? Bættær yæt, whåt if i prønøuncæ thæm in my vøcål spææch?
August 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Thinking about devoting my life to Tzeentch. 🤔💭
July 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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to save the west we must wage global war to destroy all cubes. rubiks, nissan, nintendo game, fuzzy dice, etc. rectangular parallelepipeds, which can be easily radicalized, must also be eliminated. the NYC skyline must be flattened until only eldritch, non-euclidean angles remain
July 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Good morning and welcome to Tuna Tuesday

Some people with depression don’t stay in bed.
They get up, show up, and break inside quietly.
Productivity isn’t proof of peace.
Be kind, you never know what someone’s carrying
July 29, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The 45+ y/o blue-collared beer-bellied opinionated english lad
July 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Witnessing the uma musume craze makes me want to remind everyone that horse girls are real, and yes, you can become one too!
July 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t do pictures often. But my mom’s plant seems to be struggling and the colours of its leaf is mesmerising
July 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Not today, Satan.

But my schedule is wide open tomorrow after lunch.
July 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
enamoured by this new meme called 'Aid Car Aid Car'.
July 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
How did the british navy manage it? I consider myself thoroughly pressed.
July 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This is proper mad
This is a seriously brilliant book I can’t wait for you all to read! Bravo Tom, @peteselby.bsky.social and @newmodernbooks.bsky.social !
July 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Nothing is worse than forgetting your cup of ice cubes.

Oh yes, there is:
Not being a part of MY CREW!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Follower count is low
Idea: pressgang strangers
Would you JOIN MY CREW!

#yarr
#Hyarrku
July 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM