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You will never hear me talk about 90% of the activism that I do, not because I am so modest or the work is so top secret, but because I am only ever able to enjoy my accomplishments for a brief time before they become meaningless to me and I forget they ever happened.

Common Side Effects is one of the best seasons of TV i have ever seen. Watch it please.

fondly recall a story where DJ Funk was booked to play in London ('secret guest', cash, no visa), but unfortunately he didn't get through customs as when quizzed on his reason for being in the UK he simply responded 'I'm here to tear the motherfucking club up'

Re-watching Twin peaks, and staring at Major Brigg's mushed up ribbon stack, and I don't even care.

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Me: 'Put on your coat and hat, it is below freezing'
3rd grader thrumming, heat radiating off them in waves, the paint on the wall closest to him starting to take on a tacky, sliding consistency: 'i don't need a coat'

Wild to me how much enjoyment a four foot diameter length of pipe on a playground can provide.

Local weather being all like "big snow coming pls watch our ads" NWS website with the vibe of a long suffering parent "wintry mix, don't get your hopes up kids"

Glad I finally listened to my wife and went to the doctor. Kid crud was on its way to pneumonia, but now the antibiotics are in, like that one ep. of cells at work.

When people tell you that commercial products are too processed etc just remember that goddamned cheap ass Wonder Bread made with fortified flour was a public health miracle for the south's children.

The utter delight my youngest gets when i "build him a little fort" by stretching a blanket taut over a chair makes everything worth it.

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