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Jess 🐶
@greenbean16.bsky.social
I kiss my dog on the lips
WE WERE JUST A MIDWEST SUN DOWN CIGARETTE
March 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The day I make insomnia my bitch instead of being its bitch is the day I will have a breakdown and cry because it will be so life changing

The day one of my doctors actually does something about it I will have a breakdown and cry because it will be so life changing
March 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love this dog & I love his name. Kipper 🧡
February 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I really want to do cute head shots/ grooming pictures but my space I work in is not cute, is there a way around that? 😅🤣
February 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I know a lot of people have a lot of weird nick names for their pets, but I never in a million years would have guessed I’d be calling my dog “boob cake” 🤣
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m almost 30 years old and don’t live with my parents but forever tell my mom when I’m home safe from somewhere
February 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I wanna hangout with friends but the friendship trauma and chronic fatigue say “no, isolate” 🙃
February 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Every time I complete a craft I show Michael like I’m 5 years old bringing my art project home from school and he gasses me tf up and that’s everything to me
February 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I would 1000% be bros with my therapist outside of therapy if I could
February 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I can’t fucking function cuz my brain is so LOUD. I can’t sleep, I can’t hear things sometimes. It’s not even bad thoughts, it’s just a literal million of them at once. 😖
February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Going to post my favorite sign of the day.

#50501protest
#tinydickdon
#FuckTrump
#FuckMusk
#FuckNazis
February 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Almost got talked to by a security guard at Elevation tonight for party rockin too hard at a country show 😩 I wasn’t even drunk I was just havin a good time, man
January 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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It’s sooooo sad that I can’t explain static electricity to my dog.
January 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I feel like not being stressed right now is a huge red flag
January 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Maybe my thirties are the silver lining, but right now it feels like a mid twenties crisis ✨
January 29, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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You can't call yourself INDUSTRIAL either and be a bigot!
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I have a terrible addiction to Reese’s cups
January 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
For someone who has a dog that lived outside for 5 years of his life, the guy won’t eat milk bones. Everywhere we go they give him milk bones and now I just have a collection in my car. 🤣
January 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The perfect comment section does exi…
January 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Bilmuri released Better Hell on this day 1 year ago.
January 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I get to see Bilmuri in less than a month 🥹
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM