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Andrew the Psycho-Statistician
@greatchumpion.bsky.social
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Cisgender. He/Him. Statistician. Podcaster (sorry) on The Most Important Election of Our Lives:
https://the-most-important-election-of-our-lives.castos.com
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This is entering my lexicon
Twitter post by reporter John Bresnahan quoting Democratic politician Brad Sherman. It reads: "If I see a picture of a woman, might I look at it longer than a sunset? Yeah."
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The progressive grassroots campaign I've been supporting, the one I even got for an episode in my podcast, has officially MADE THE BALLOT. Down here in IL-13, down in central Illinois, I'm supporting @dylanthomasblaha.bsky.social
A celebratory image of candidate Dylan Blaha announcing he made the ballot for Congress (in Illinois) for a March 17, 2026 election.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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My live reaction to this imagery:
A screenshot from the video game Deltarune showing a character choking another character while screaming "WHAT?" twelve times.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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My local record shop also has a mini-arcade in it that I love to go to once in a while

Among other things they have a Dale Jr. pinball machine of all things there is so satisfying, any ball you launch loops around the board at least once as it makes engine revving noises, it's peak.
A pinball machine for former professional racecar driver Dale Jr. It's as generic as you'd expect on the surface but an image of him with a couple of racing pictures, but the game itself does pinball right.
October 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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A picture from Jotaro Kujo from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure; the word "Yes!" is displayed on screen five times.
October 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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One, that's a picture of Dylan Blaha who I want to win my House district, for reasons you can see why.

Two, I'm in this photo but it's totally this meme, but that's okay, I made it.
SpongeBob Meme of him pointing to himself barely visible in an advertisement.
October 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I just wanted to point out that it's very funny you used that image yesterday because Dylan was at my No Kings today and this is how he was dressed when he gave his speech
A man running for a US House seat, Dylan Blaha, dressed up as Captain America.
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Fucking off-brand John Fetterman
A screenshot from a website that lists politician candidates in US elections. The screenshot is of "John Featherman", a Pennsylvania Republican who ran for a seat, PA-1, in 2012; no picture is given of his elusive appearance.
October 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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My live reaction to first learning of this information
A screenshot from the video game Deltarune showing a character choking another character while screaming "WHAT?" twelve times.
September 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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I fucking love democracy for giving us a choice
The results for the 1952 Texas gubernatorial election. The winner, Democratic Alliance Shivers, got 73.12% of the vote, beating the Republican on the ticket, Allan Shivers (same guy) who is at 24.89%.
August 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Oh looks like I was slightly off well can't win them all
A screenshot of one of my posts. It's a quote response to the first clue of the day for Zohran's scavenger hunt with me saying "Calling it now the surprise at the end is a tied up Batman as Zohran gleefully gets rid of The Bat for once and for all.
August 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I am at the mall right now and holy dogwhistle batman
A picture of the entryway of American Eagle Outfitters, with many signs saying "Sydeny Sweeney has great jeans"; this is spelt j e a n s but this has been a white supremacy campaign where it really means the white, blonde hair, blue eyes model has great g e n e s
August 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Out of all the countries I could have been born in, it was certainly this one.
An energy drink in the "healthy foods" section of a grocery store. It is "Phorm Energy", the can has the US stars and one red stripe on the upper half and the lower half is white, with the flavor listed as "Screamin' Freedom".
August 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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My live reaction to this information (I am secretly a teenage deer)
Screenshot from the game Deltarune. A teenage anthropomorphic deer is strangling a teenage anthropomorphic bird as she screams the following "WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?"
July 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Hey @tahk0.bsky.social going off of your "mega evolutions are an x or y shaped" theory I think I can predict one of the new mega forms, probably for Hypno
Four different pictures of billionaire Elon Musk jumping up in the air and making an X with his body.
July 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I made a stupid joke about the real Orc City being inside us on Twitter, receipt below, and I guess it is absolutely true for you
A tweet from myself that reads "Maybe the real Orc City was inside us the whole time".
July 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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By the way, one of the "academics" cited in this article goes by "Crèmieux" on Twitter and he is not an academic, he is a Twitter race science who does know more of the classic stuff than most of them
Block of text from the article in question. It is not fully readable, the block of text is cut off and the sentences are incomplete, the purpose of linking it is to show you the key words "Crèmieux", a highlighted "academic", and "writes often about I.Q. and race"
July 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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My reaction to my pastor's sermon today about "No justice no peace", a commonly shouted slogan at protests and how it relates to the Bible and our duty to help the oppressed and fight for them (she is a woman but even still)
A screenshot of the game Deltarune. Inside of a church, the main character has a choice of several dialogue options when talking to the pastor of the church; the highlighted option is "Bangin' sermon my man".
June 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Counter-counter-point: This is the most well known thing to come from Giantbomb.

They're one of the good ones.
White guy blinking meme, but before he blinks.
May 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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I was at the Illinois State Capital building protest today and look at me defending America waving a Canadian flag, I don't give a crap, eat shit my government (bad) and keep your hands off the Canadian government (good)
A protest at the front of the Illinois State Capital building. The photographer (myself) is holding waving a Canadian flag in support of Canada, which I do not want to become the 51st state at all.
April 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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At an anti-Trump/anti-Musk protest today.

We must protect America I scream as I wave a small Canadian flag.
A protest at the main entrance to the Illinois State Capital building, many protesters can be seen. The person taking the picture (myself) has, front and center, a Canadian flag he is waving.
April 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I can't help but support this man.

I know SNL already had the sketch on him but the balls for him to run for office with your full name
A political sign, as seen through a window, for a man named "Harvey Epstein" for City Council of New York.
March 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I saw this in the wild a while back in America-land and I thought you might like to see it (you will hate me)
A cybertruck designed to look like the American flag, the front in blue and white starts and the red and white stripes on the rest of it A cybertruck designed to look like the American flag, the front in blue and white starts and the red and white stripes on the rest of it; this is taken at a different angle farther away.
March 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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So this has got to be the easiest Carmen Sandiego game right
The cover of "Where in North Dakota is Carmen Sandiego" showing a few people in front of a large space of land with hills. This game is real, officially licensed and was made in 1989.
March 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This image non-ironically explains why Sigmund Freud was successful

His ideas were crazy and wrong, he literally admitted that he thought people were sexually attracted to the opposite sex parent because he found he was, but he listened to women, that's it, people thought it was the crazy theories
A painting of a gentleman and a gentlewoman. Their dialogue reads as follows. Man: Woman are so hard to read Woman: Well actually we just wan- Man: Such complex creatures Woman: If you just liste- Man: So mysterious
March 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM