Chair Leg Of Truth 🇧🇻🥷🏴☠️👑
@gravmat.bsky.social
Male Model
Whale biologist impersonator
Ultra Top Secret Clearance
Genetically engineered to be always right
Prehensile penis
Viking blood (I also have lesser peoples blood in jars in my pantry)
Word smith
ISO standard specimen for Cool Dude
Cat enjoyer
Whale biologist impersonator
Ultra Top Secret Clearance
Genetically engineered to be always right
Prehensile penis
Viking blood (I also have lesser peoples blood in jars in my pantry)
Word smith
ISO standard specimen for Cool Dude
Cat enjoyer
Notice how his features still line up roughly?
February 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Notice how his features still line up roughly?
The American political system hard at work.
January 30, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The American political system hard at work.
Whop, my bad. I was thinking of elephant seals, which are called sea elephants in my language.
January 25, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Whop, my bad. I was thinking of elephant seals, which are called sea elephants in my language.
You are awarded a Sonichu medallion for your efforts
January 20, 2026 at 11:14 PM
You are awarded a Sonichu medallion for your efforts
Incorrect on all counts.
THIS is the greatest hedgehog in recorded history (and I'll fite you 1v1 to settle it) and his birthday is tentatively 30th of April 1968.
He also did the speed thing first by jointly winning Flåklypa Grand Prix as the navigator/co-driver in 1975.
THIS is the greatest hedgehog in recorded history (and I'll fite you 1v1 to settle it) and his birthday is tentatively 30th of April 1968.
He also did the speed thing first by jointly winning Flåklypa Grand Prix as the navigator/co-driver in 1975.
January 14, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Incorrect on all counts.
THIS is the greatest hedgehog in recorded history (and I'll fite you 1v1 to settle it) and his birthday is tentatively 30th of April 1968.
He also did the speed thing first by jointly winning Flåklypa Grand Prix as the navigator/co-driver in 1975.
THIS is the greatest hedgehog in recorded history (and I'll fite you 1v1 to settle it) and his birthday is tentatively 30th of April 1968.
He also did the speed thing first by jointly winning Flåklypa Grand Prix as the navigator/co-driver in 1975.
Famous old Bono joke
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Famous old Bono joke
We have a blueprint.
Chop their arms and legs of, stick them in a can and stick the can in one of these babies.
Chop their arms and legs of, stick them in a can and stick the can in one of these babies.
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We have a blueprint.
Chop their arms and legs of, stick them in a can and stick the can in one of these babies.
Chop their arms and legs of, stick them in a can and stick the can in one of these babies.