I want to fill a hummingbird feeder with red bull and cocaine and watch the little fuckers break the sound barrier.

If you kill someone who claims prescience (precognitive abilities, astrology, etc) it should be considered suicide on their part and you should be given a nice certificate suitable for framing on your wall.

My ID Buzz never fails to impress me with its utter garbageness as a winter vehicle.
Literally pondering changing jobs just so I don't have to drive this piece of shit any more.

The air is very cold and dry with it being -18 outside, and my oldest cat is very vexed that his pettings are beset with static discharges that arc into his moist little nose.

Drove around Lofoten all day, encountered three groups of tourists wedged so firmly into snowdrifts that tow trucks were the only realistic option. And the fuckers all managed to do it on the straights.
Do all you southerner pillocks get your bloody licenses off of Wish.com or something?

In an ideal world, all (current) EVs in the Arctic would migrate south for the winter, and we'd all drive diesels with 4wd, proper ground clearance and hauling ability until spring.

The only good billionaire is one that has gone twice through a wood chipper and then been blasted with ionising radiation until it starts smelling like overcooked bacon 🥓

It is perfectly acceptable and reasonable for any country to assassinate U.S. political and military leadership as a preemptive act of self-defence.
They have made it clear that they are ready to backstab, betray and undermine even close allies, so the rest of the world should be ready to respond.

"YOUR DUNGEON IS FULL OF YOGURT!"

Gods damn it, not again!

Getting old is NOT going to NY parties, and instead cleaning the litter box, building a pillow fort in bed, breaking out the silver vine and catnip and going to bed at 9.

But my boys are worth it. 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

I really love shopping around Christmas.
Been considering a new oven for a while (current one is possessed), and in the six weeks leading up to Christmas the models I've considered have risen in price by 90-120% so they can go on a 'crazy new year's sale' at +40% of October's price.

The way to break the A.I. bubble is to start some large scale public project for using the technology to detect and prevent large scale financial fraud and tax evasion.

If Jesus were real and returned to do battle with the antichrist, the logical thing to do would be to seize them, confine them and rig them up to an intricate life support system that tapped them for their juices as fast as they could be replenished.
Direct matter to energy conversion baby!