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grav @grav.lol · Oct 14
10.13.23🖤🎃
just found out there’s a RiffTrax channel on my Samsung TV so I’ll be watching every episode
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Not a single call or text from my mother for my son’s first birthday. Sigh.
February 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually
February 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Watching Orange County with the wifey in the 90’s room 😌
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The wretch, concentred all in self,
Living, shall forfeit fair renown,
And, doubly dying, shall go down
To the vile dust from whence he sprung,
Unwept, unhonored , and unsung.
~ Sir Walter Scott
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need a break, man.
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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If Nvidia's share price keeps dropping they might have to pivot to selling affordable GPUs to people who want to play video games.
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Your “smart” devices are syphoning personal data and usage statistics to engage you towards buying more garbage through telemetry. You’re out of eggs, why not order through Amazon and have it delivered? Convenient, but intrusive. Your data is valuable and they want as much of it as they can get.
And every company wants to be a tech company now. Why does my fridge need WiFi? Why do I need an app to control my toilet? Why is everything a “smart” appliance that is actually super dumb?
It's funny how every single tech company is now like "buy our new version, we crammed 50% more dogshit inside it!"

Apple like "you like our computers? Hold on to your asshole, cause this new one now contains not one but *two* dead festering rats!"
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Adding to my PlayStation 2 greatest games collection. What else should I add?
January 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Man we gotta find our own place ts is not working out 😭
January 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In a world full of nazis, be Costco.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jan 24
Costco’s shareholders voted overwhelmingly to reject a proposal from a conservative think tank aimed at getting the company to roll back its diversity hiring practices.
Costco's shareholders overwhelmingly reject anti-DEI proposal
Costco's shareholders voted overwhelmingly to reject a motion that would seek report on the risks of diversity, equity and inclusion in the company's hiring practices.
www.npr.org
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Chat should I open it or keep it sealed 😬
January 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Anyone got tips for putting a baby to sleep earlier than 10pm?! Idk where he developed an adult bedtime schedule but mom and dad are going nuts 😵‍💫
January 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Arguing with colleagues about whether or not Musk is a Nazi and I’m reminded again why I never want to return to the office
January 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My son is in that “little drunk person” phase and I can’t stop laughing at him 😂
January 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yes I’m crying, I just watched the docking scene from Interstellar (Hans Zimmer has written the most beautiful pieces of music in the modern age)
January 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nothing beats a fresh Windows 10 Enterprise install; free of bloatware, telemetry, random junk I forgot to uninstall. 1.5 hours from start to finish.
December 31, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Nobody ever told me how much cardboard would accumulate for baby’s first Christmas omg
December 25, 2024 at 3:07 PM
I’ve been eating fistfuls of pistachios and it’s gonna be mine and everyone else’s problem 💨
December 18, 2024 at 1:08 AM
FUCK YEAH SEE YOU IN AUGUST
December 11, 2024 at 5:40 PM
OLED is the shit, end of story
December 11, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Feelin like I was hit by a bus, idk who gave it to me but I’m sick as hell 😭
December 10, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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If you didn’t think the Hawk Tuah crypto was gonna be a sloppy up and down experience, you weren’t paying attention.
December 6, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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The hawk tuah girl launched a scam meme coin. A healthcare CEO was gunned down in the street. *You wake up in a cold sweat* It was all real but you got food poisoning from eating Boar's Head
December 5, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Wood stoves remain undefeated for indoor winter warmth 😮‍💨
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 AM