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Grant David Anderson
@grantthejester.bsky.social
Modern Renaissance man with a passion for creativity.
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If you’re from Omaha, hit me up with a comment on this post, putting a thing together with the Omahomies.

#omaha
I want someone to slap a stamp on Post Malone.
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If there was a “food pyramid” for information you give your brain, what would a healthy meal look like?
June 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Grant David Anderson
oh thank god for that
June 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Remember back in 2016 when we were all like “A President shouldn’t play that much golf, they should be doing something.” ?

Who knew we’d get to “Please go play more golf, anything else but this shit.”
June 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Now that we’ve restored “free speech” may be a good time to refresh everyone on this: xkcd.com/1357
Free Speech
xkcd.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Public opinion is only a tool for resistance if people in power can feel shame.

“Talking!? Talking won’t do any good! You’ve raised your voice it’s time to raise your hand.”
January 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Watching New Orleans play in the snow is maybe the only bright spot today. Snowman with mardi-gras beads. Children sledding down the levies.
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Attempting to be informed feels like dunking my face in acid.
January 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Unending nightmares of revolution, of bricks through windows, knifes through throats. Broken glass, screaming children. Torches in the night. Scrambling in the ruins of the old city.

Turns on news…. Welp, back to bed.
January 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I didn’t think it could get colder than it was yesterday, did we fall out of orbit and no one told us!?
January 22, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What gets me is that half my countrymen are applauding what is happening.
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“How could this happen?! We posted and memed as hard as we could!”

Yup. That you did.
January 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Temp of my kitchen floor right now. Curse you POLAR VORTEX!!
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This place and all social media is the suggestion box with the shredder at the bottom. Its designed to absorb frustrations while no change gets done.

Real social reforms can only happen beyond the internet.
January 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And they’re off! Our six horses are:

🏇🏻Trump Fascism gets its shit together
🐎AI Takes Over
🏇🏻American Class Uprising
🎠Trump Dies
🏇🏻Climate Change Superstorm
🏇🏻Quad-Pandemic

Who’s ending this timeline first?
January 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’ve been seeing a lot of witches on here, and now would be the time to do something.
January 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
For one brief moment TikTok had zero American’s on it, and I’m really interested in what that was like.
January 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
On one of our first dates my wife and I came up with these fun book titles:

--The Hardy oys and the case of the floppy dildo
--Nancy Drew and the long walk home
--Horton hears a hoe
--The bearenstein Bears go to Auschwitz.
--Charlottes Web Cam
--Goodnight Paycheck
--Are you my Designated driver
January 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Watched Babette’s Feast. An obscure Dutch movie from 1988, which Alton Brown recommended as the best movie that features food. I’ve also learned that me and Alton Brown have very different tastes in movies.
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The more life goes on, the more I sympathize with the old guy from up. if I could hook a bunch if balloons to my house and fly it to South America I’d already be hearing the Samba.
January 20, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Reposted by Grant David Anderson
Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Watching the season 2 premier of Severance:
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Dr Frankenstein and Igor doing an unboxing video of an exhumed coffin.
January 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Dear , asking me when I leave my house if I want to run my “Last person leaves the house automation” is in fact NOT AUTOMATION.
January 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM