Grant David Anderson
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Grant David Anderson
@grantthejester.bsky.social
Modern Renaissance man with a passion for creativity.
Temp of my kitchen floor right now. Curse you POLAR VORTEX!!
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Watching the season 2 premier of Severance:
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The judge:
January 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They just don’t make door hardware like they used to.
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Cleaning out the closet for things to donate and come across this brand new baseball glove in the winter wear. Neither of us have ever played baseball. Wife says, “No idea how it got there, weird.” Yet if this was a bobby pin that was the wrong color it would be a whole thing.
January 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
But be warned, if you comment on this post and are not currently living here or an expat you will be doomed to live here eventually. It’s a cozy city with a great food scene that has a low cost of living and you don’t want none of this shit.
January 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
All about perspective, just because you CAN see the fireworks from the convention center parking lot on the other side of the interstate, doesn’t mean thats where they were planned for. The pedestrian mall is about three blocks on the other side of that.
January 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is my to-do list. It sits in a nice leather 3-ring binder on the kitchen counter.

Designed the layout myself.

What doesn’t get done on one page, gets carried over to the next.

The physicality of hand writing tasks and crossing them off is more satisfying than something digital.
January 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Four favorite group selfies this year. Josh and I working his popup restaurant, feeling wizardy at the fae frolic, goofin at the zoo, and Jasmine and Jeroen’s wedding in the Netherlands.
December 31, 2024 at 5:08 PM
What’re your four favorite photos you took this year. Here’s mine.
December 31, 2024 at 5:05 PM
It wasn’t a dream!
December 31, 2024 at 1:57 PM
December 31, 2024 at 1:54 PM
What was the first batch? Oops, all playground gravel?
December 31, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Asked AI to make a rough concept sketch for a little boat sailing adventure game I’m brainstorming. Its… okay. Took 30 tries to get this close. The idea is you get this boat, fix it up, and do odd jobs for the residents, catch fish, explore the archipelago, make friends, etc. Cozy sunsets, pet cat.
December 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
No idea where this cute mooch learned this from…
December 29, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Help I’m trapped in a mirror!
December 29, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Noy Jitat! It’s the Pirates of Dark Water:

The alien world of Mer is being devoured by dark water! Only Ren, a young prince can stop it by finding the lost 13 treasures of Rule. At his side is an unlikely but loyal crew of misfits. At his back the evil pirate lord Bloth…
December 28, 2024 at 5:53 PM
For comparison, here’s the Morgan. Though if I drove it my head would be far above the windshield and I’d never be able to put the top up.
December 28, 2024 at 5:18 PM
The Excalibur Roadster - made from 1974-79 what it lacks in style it makes up for in extra chrome bullshit everywhere. Still wouldn’t be sad if one found it’s way to my driveway. it’s like a Morgan for tall people that wears too much jewelry.
December 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
My ideal car? The 1939 Delahaye Special. Screw power windows, doors and AC, my first qualifier is style. Like driving around a fountain pen.
December 26, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Home-made Cinnamon Rolls for Christmas morning. Claire Saffitz recipe for the win.
December 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Merry Christmas to all! May we enjoy this wonderful moment of peace before society collapses.
December 25, 2024 at 6:15 AM
Merry Christmas from our century home. Built in 1881, our house really shines at Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Ready for our first ever live improv show! Wish us luck. Also, yes I always dress like an old west banker who owns a christmas themed circus.
December 21, 2024 at 3:55 AM
My brain: “How immersive?”

“As the cellophane slips away and the lid comes off the elaborate booby trap springs to life. Before anyone has time to react the spring-loaded dagger has done its gristly work. Now, whomever is still standing can try and squeegee off the laminated rule card.”
December 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM